Submitted by badpuffthaikitty t3_z7goch in Jokes
Only-Advantage-6153 t1_iy864sc wrote
Reply to comment by Initial_Chart_5151 in A Scottish woman walks into a sex store. She has a shopping for a dildo. by badpuffthaikitty
Would probably work better with a baguette. Who tf offers to slice a cucumber?
bdubz325 t1_iy86em7 wrote
Counter point who would assume you're sticking a baguette in a coochie?
E_MC_2__ t1_iy8nztq wrote
french
DudesworthMannington t1_iy8orh6 wrote
Believe it's known as the "Croch Madame"
Necessary-Problem351 t1_iy8px5g wrote
Bread sticks were well known by the ancients - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_dildo
EitherOrResolution t1_iy9jtvt wrote
The more you know…
Deep-Darkest t1_iy8r4ws wrote
Would go a bit soggy, but might make a tasty sandwich?
AndreasVesalius t1_iy8y7pm wrote
Xhibit: “You dawg, I heard you like yeast”
Deep-Darkest t1_iycj0bq wrote
Hah, but I'm a cunning linguist!
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