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Vividlyheave77 t1_jeds9x9 wrote

A pretty cornea joke if you ask me...

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Hardyminardi t1_jeh0f04 wrote

Wouldn't, "it's cornea than I thought" have worked a bit better?

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meeyeam t1_jefunmf wrote

It's pretty cruel, since the pupil was supposed to dial 911 in an emergency, but instead it decided to dial eight.

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1982MJG t1_jefmqce wrote

The first time I smoked cannabis, I told my friends I couldn’t go home because my “eyes were pupilated”.
We still laugh at that 20 some years later.

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RutCry t1_jegcdi6 wrote

The Pink Floyd shapes and colors coming out of your speakers does that to them.

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[deleted] t1_jeevf77 wrote

Sometimes I wish the comments would resist the urge to make every subpar topical pun they can squeeze out and just let someone who made a funny joke exist with that funny joke. Why do we all have to be contributors all the time

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SoftGreasyTurd t1_jefbrte wrote

Actually it’s your hair follicles.

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FatSolubleDiarrhea t1_jefc5a3 wrote

Yes and at same time your nail beds. So both at same time. Attend any funeral wake and ask morticians if they have to shave the deceased male’s face and they will say “yes”

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Hwarrior12 OP t1_jefd0vp wrote

Ok I definitely didn't know about that. Kind of creepy when you think about it lol.

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thechampaignlife t1_jefms8h wrote

Or the bacteria in your intestines.

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apd543 t1_jeg30dc wrote

If I stay at a friends house I don’t become the house (jus saying but good try).

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apd543 t1_jeg2k33 wrote

Well actually I’m sure they say it’s because of all the water being lost and the body actually shrinking or something so it isn’t still growing (what would feed it the nutrients and everything required for growth?).

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SoftGreasyTurd t1_jegnatg wrote

No the cells are still alive and produce hair and nails.
Look it up.

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-DebbieDowner-- t1_jegnn6z wrote

The person with the gross name is correct. The hair and nails do continue to grow due to the cells still being very much actively alive.

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Ytrog t1_jefmg32 wrote

Whatever organ that was donated 🤔

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Kimi_Arthur t1_jee5ozo wrote

I thiught this was the ELI5 sub...

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akodo1 t1_jef0y3j wrote

When I tell this one I ask it as "when a person dies via the electric chair what part of the body dies last"

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Ewetootwo t1_jefp752 wrote

Ohm don’t know.

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E420CDI t1_jeg3mbs wrote

Watt?

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Ewetootwo t1_jeg3yjn wrote

I don’t know by Harried Potter told me the guy they fried was named Voltimeter.

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iamomarahmad t1_jeebej9 wrote

I don't know cuz I never experienced it

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me_kiddin t1_jeeda5p wrote

They dilate, but they still di. They're not liver.

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Wayne1946 t1_jeemvej wrote

Well that your view,anyway.

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Ogfrebu83 t1_jeep1wq wrote

... and they never learned

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SpeedBartPL t1_jeeqfi6 wrote

You gotta wait for someone to say "I'm all ears" so thats it ig

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E420CDI t1_jeg3fs1 wrote

King Charles III has entered the chat

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audioinside t1_jef4em3 wrote

never seen a cornea joke

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Ewetootwo t1_jefpmux wrote

That’s because you haven’t scratched the surface and aren’t focused enough. I retina my right to further insights.

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Cowboy_Reaper t1_jefuj0x wrote

Do the blood vessels, pupils, sphincters and cervix compete to see who dies latest?

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ericdburton t1_jefzp04 wrote

This should be in r/angryupvotes 😂

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andtransios t1_jef3fn0 wrote

Your Tiktok account as it needs to take those photos first

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apd543 t1_jeg125a wrote

I dunno humorous!.

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Imaginary-Pride-8158 t1_jeg5xms wrote

I was going to say that I know my soul goes first. I’m married and have kids.

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PatAD t1_jeg7gs8 wrote

Life is short. Ya blink and it's over.

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Hardyminardi t1_jegzxka wrote

Not in a school shooting they don't.

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Virtual-Doubt748 t1_jefqxl7 wrote

These jokes don't make sense. And they are not even funny.

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No_Vast_7364 t1_jeg1y8z wrote

Its your opinion if they are funny they do make sense execpt the iris what you did there

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Tammaspoes t1_jedu1hk wrote

Is this because the tik tok has access to the dilation?

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