Depresso..
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Prostheta t1_je5pqka wrote
Deflatté?
noisypeach t1_je56aek wrote
Mo' Pacino, mo' problems
Meranio t1_je5h8gv wrote
Thanks for dropping the "h" in "...cino".
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QuincyReaper t1_je614v9 wrote
Mo’ Pacino, Mo’ movies!
edlee98765 t1_je4udcr wrote
French depress
Ewetootwo t1_je7ugjp wrote
Melancoffee.
CaptSpazzo t1_je82o67 wrote
A flat white
vyprrgirl t1_je8l3zr wrote
Cafe au nay
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ScrambledEggs_ t1_je4tovv wrote
Cup o' woe
Salnj t1_je4p0dd wrote
Starbucks
PiffWiffler t1_je51p65 wrote
I'd still take a Starby's over Tim Hortons (Dunkin' for the Yanks).
MontEcola t1_je557dt wrote
You take that with olive oil?
Moonpaw t1_je5jdyq wrote
Wait are Dunkin Donuts and Tim Hortons really the same company just across the border?
PiffWiffler t1_je5m6ii wrote
No, but same gross diner style drip coffee
KnightRho t1_je7y1qo wrote
Only since Restaurant Brands International acquired Tim's. Used to be quite good, but hasn't been that way in years
StickyPornMags t1_je7f4v6 wrote
I don't know. At least Tim Hortons isn't going to give you a cup with PiffWiffler on the side
PiffWiffler t1_je7g299 wrote
You gotta problem with my name?!
clenches fist
StickyPornMags t1_je9bb6l wrote
sir , this isn't a waffle house!
FireInHisBlood t1_je5n00a wrote
who, in their right mind, would ever drink overprocessed, too sweet, chemical coffee from either of those places? i like the mom&pop hole-in-the-wall coffeeshops. much better coffee, better atmosphere. better people. better food.
njperkins5 t1_je6finv wrote
I like both tbh
PiffWiffler t1_je6hkqk wrote
I mean, both have literally hundreds of locations, so... Lots of people?
thufferingthucotash t1_je5103w wrote
This
coolKadzuha t1_je9bglh wrote
What? Did you mean "wrong names casino"?
Talik1978 t1_je5cuma wrote
Melancoffee
cuttz22 t1_je7qkva wrote
The best!
Adhesive_Appendages t1_je4gtex wrote
Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti
D_Trickster t1_je778h5 wrote
Only if the Spaghetti got some meatballs.
Clean-Promotion-8250 t1_je81oh3 wrote
Balls!
masterofmeatballs t1_je8t5yz wrote
Yeah
D_Trickster t1_jegvrjx wrote
How long did it take you to master the meat balls?
WONDER-WOMAN1971 t1_je7ihvq wrote
Yes, I'm definitely having spagetti tonight. 😆 🤣 😂 Lol
woodyever t1_je4g6i0 wrote
Could jus be a flat white (Australian type of coffee order)
notRedorBlue_308Win t1_je50h5e wrote
That was my sister’s nickname in high school
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O77V t1_je55xiy wrote
What do you call a glad cup of coffee?
Happycino.
vyprrgirl t1_je8l600 wrote
Cafe au yay!
Amilo159 t1_je4h6jb wrote
Sad cup of coffee? Americano
justanotherotherdude t1_je4vkzv wrote
A Just-Got-Dumped-by-Ariana grande latte
sharksnut t1_je4i75p wrote
Bitter.
Flapaflapa t1_je5o19y wrote
It's the French press. It's sits there until it's time for it to get depressed then it gets drunk.
slowbacca666 t1_je4ynyu wrote
Decaf!
Nealan_connie_lingus t1_je59tu2 wrote
Agreed !! (This should be top comment)
Sayw0t t1_je6m2p1 wrote
Well thats not a joke, thats just the truth
Vishwasm123 t1_je4lupf wrote
Cold coffee
tallyhall10987- t1_je4t0n1 wrote
I honestly prefer cold coffee
Moonpaw t1_je5jfom wrote
"It's not coffee, it's depresso!"
sinderlin t1_je6h26q wrote
"Depresso, what else?"
Moonpaw t1_je6l3yo wrote
"Ugh fine. I'll take one of the stupid little cookie things."
"You mean the biscotti?"
coolKadzuha t1_je9bofv wrote
100% sadabica
geezeeduzit t1_je5vu3f wrote
A cries a latte
General_Freed t1_je61imt wrote
More Espresso, less Depresso
Galar16968 t1_je77pr5 wrote
So when a coworker of mine heard I'm drinking decaf coffee all the time vs regular coffee, she said "Isn't that like hugging a whore?" I busted up laughing!
Fusiliers3025 t1_je4vyig wrote
An empty cup… 😢
je97 t1_je4yful wrote
espres...ohhhhhh
Scrap_reaper t1_je5rx1s wrote
More espresso less depresso
just_nobodys_opinion t1_je5virq wrote
Tall skinny blonde in the biggest cup size you have, please
wookie_cookies t1_je5vl4a wrote
French deppressed
hardtoreadusername t1_je6obgt wrote
You sure that's not a spell for hogwarts legacy?
Civil-Needleworker-8 t1_je6taq7 wrote
Emocha
Unable_Literature78 t1_je71c9e wrote
Tea
MetricJester t1_je7k1td wrote
Tim Hortons
Final_Interview_7243 t1_je8buew wrote
Tim Hortons
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2whatextent t1_je4w4sl wrote
Mopey Joe.
stretch3251 t1_je56xl3 wrote
The C is silent its really just Off Ee
Diligent_Jackfruit60 t1_je57ewz wrote
Flat white
wh0datb0i420 t1_je5a7oa wrote
Espresso depresso
risingstanding t1_je5biwy wrote
Stay in school
IronDuck721 t1_je5gsjc wrote
Fap-a-chino
BuzznetUK t1_je5krie wrote
Winner Of a Sad Cup!!
DrWhoFanJ t1_je5m04r wrote
Any coffee made for me is a sad coffee as it never gets drunk. (I don’t like coffee.)
Constant_Ad_2775 t1_je5ptl5 wrote
Weak
haydenman t1_je5t0fp wrote
Flopichino
Halogen12 t1_je5ta3s wrote
Along the same line - what do you call a cow who lost her calf?
Decalfinated.
NecessaryNational539 t1_je6087f wrote
Cold coffee
ZealousidealTown7492 t1_je66zy0 wrote
Brew hoo
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Firefox7647 t1_je6gyv7 wrote
My life
Solstus22 t1_je6nfxn wrote
Sad joe
Agaudwin t1_je6nmq7 wrote
I read "salt" instead of 'sad' in the first reading, and it was still funny.
Galar16968 t1_je77c2l wrote
Decaf!
GoWeDaRytFlow t1_je784p8 wrote
Outspoken cup of coffee is Expresso?
baesag t1_je7ah4s wrote
Sigh latte
baesag t1_je7aki7 wrote
Not technically a coffee but still relevant
itsallalittleblurry t1_je7g75v wrote
Mopey Joe
Penisbutter1234 t1_je7gl3v wrote
I call him joy
allnightdisco t1_je7hf4h wrote
Brewicidal
steveske85 t1_je7jjtq wrote
Water
AmerGamer0704 t1_je7quh9 wrote
A dark brew.
ElectricalHold4257 t1_je7r126 wrote
A blue brew
cs-Saber93 t1_je7s2kx wrote
No Joe Jo Jo?
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mekareami t1_je7z8rp wrote
We actually used to call the coffee shop on U of M campus Depresso Royal
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ElendKatzen t1_je8cr1q wrote
I thought you were going to say "cup of woe" but that works too
NotableDiscomfort t1_je8fz0e wrote
The best part of waking up really is the folgers. I just wanna be happy again. It's been so long.
Sea-Psychology6568 t1_je8ju0d wrote
Decaf
Zereze t1_je8krro wrote
A Zereze?
Fickle-Friendship998 t1_je8ky7s wrote
Brown water
BaconDrummer t1_je8l2i1 wrote
The one you forget on your car roof
notabigfanofas t1_je8ulqy wrote
I was sad once, so I drank an espresso non depresso and now I’m fine
stophAU t1_je8ycos wrote
A flat white.
jmendez1213 t1_je8yngy wrote
I don’t give eeffoc
shed_president t1_je8zofd wrote
James. I'm pretty sure it's James
Haunted_Potatoes t1_je91xqz wrote
i dunno but it cries a latte
coolKadzuha t1_je9b733 wrote
Africano
Zarapito t1_je9bnpv wrote
Feelin depresso, so give me espresso and make it expresso
gosango t1_je9j0jp wrote
Sadpuccino
Automatic_Grape7987 t1_jebihf0 wrote
Decaf
Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_je52n0l wrote
woecha
lastfreerangekid t1_je4fa15 wrote
Mopeachino