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lastfreerangekid t1_je4fa15 wrote

Mopeachino

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Salnj t1_je4p0dd wrote

Starbucks

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PiffWiffler t1_je51p65 wrote

I'd still take a Starby's over Tim Hortons (Dunkin' for the Yanks).

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Moonpaw t1_je5jdyq wrote

Wait are Dunkin Donuts and Tim Hortons really the same company just across the border?

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PiffWiffler t1_je5m6ii wrote

No, but same gross diner style drip coffee

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KnightRho t1_je7y1qo wrote

Only since Restaurant Brands International acquired Tim's. Used to be quite good, but hasn't been that way in years

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FireInHisBlood t1_je5n00a wrote

who, in their right mind, would ever drink overprocessed, too sweet, chemical coffee from either of those places? i like the mom&pop hole-in-the-wall coffeeshops. much better coffee, better atmosphere. better people. better food.

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PiffWiffler t1_je6hkqk wrote

I mean, both have literally hundreds of locations, so... Lots of people?

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Adhesive_Appendages t1_je4gtex wrote

Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti

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O77V t1_je55xiy wrote

What do you call a glad cup of coffee?

Happycino.

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Amilo159 t1_je4h6jb wrote

Sad cup of coffee? Americano

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Kebo94 t1_je4nqx9 wrote

I cringe inside everytime I see someone order it.

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Sqm0 t1_je4yfaz wrote

Let me get this disgusting bean juice into my body the way I see fit

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Flapaflapa t1_je5o19y wrote

It's the French press. It's sits there until it's time for it to get depressed then it gets drunk.

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Moonpaw t1_je5jfom wrote

"It's not coffee, it's depresso!"

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sinderlin t1_je6h26q wrote

"Depresso, what else?"

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Moonpaw t1_je6l3yo wrote

"Ugh fine. I'll take one of the stupid little cookie things."

"You mean the biscotti?"

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Galar16968 t1_je77pr5 wrote

So when a coworker of mine heard I'm drinking decaf coffee all the time vs regular coffee, she said "Isn't that like hugging a whore?" I busted up laughing!

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je97 t1_je4yful wrote

espres...ohhhhhh

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stretch3251 t1_je56xl3 wrote

The C is silent its really just Off Ee

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BuzznetUK t1_je5krie wrote

Winner Of a Sad Cup!!

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DrWhoFanJ t1_je5m04r wrote

Any coffee made for me is a sad coffee as it never gets drunk. (I don’t like coffee.)

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Halogen12 t1_je5ta3s wrote

Along the same line - what do you call a cow who lost her calf?

Decalfinated.

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Agaudwin t1_je6nmq7 wrote

I read "salt" instead of 'sad' in the first reading, and it was still funny.

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GoWeDaRytFlow t1_je784p8 wrote

Outspoken cup of coffee is Expresso?

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baesag t1_je7ah4s wrote

Sigh latte

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baesag t1_je7aki7 wrote

Not technically a coffee but still relevant

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mekareami t1_je7z8rp wrote

We actually used to call the coffee shop on U of M campus Depresso Royal

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ElendKatzen t1_je8cr1q wrote

I thought you were going to say "cup of woe" but that works too

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NotableDiscomfort t1_je8fz0e wrote

The best part of waking up really is the folgers. I just wanna be happy again. It's been so long.

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Zereze t1_je8krro wrote

A Zereze?

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BaconDrummer t1_je8l2i1 wrote

The one you forget on your car roof

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notabigfanofas t1_je8ulqy wrote

I was sad once, so I drank an espresso non depresso and now I’m fine

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stophAU t1_je8ycos wrote

A flat white.

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Zarapito t1_je9bnpv wrote

Feelin depresso, so give me espresso and make it expresso

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