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RadamHusane t1_je2xmyk wrote

They go straight for the juggler.

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Cosmo1222 t1_je6jvky wrote

I've started ignoring the proffered punchlines in this sub and going straight for the comments.

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regrettablyold t1_je2cvfp wrote

Not very good camouflage, but still scary.

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Ewetootwo t1_je55q3m wrote

Because nobody worries about about in tents clowns.

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explodingtuna t1_je24amu wrote

Entrance of the Gladiators played over a loudspeaker, to herald the arrival of the troops.

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davefox6 t1_je3bkqk wrote

Go for the juggler

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Waitsfornoone t1_je20ulj wrote

Ten minutes later, when the clowns kept coming out of that boat, no one found it the least bit funny.

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-i_like_trees- t1_je2hq3v wrote

first joke in r/jokes to make me laugh

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Few_Improvement_8673 t1_je31olv wrote

The Clown’s were led by General Bozo.

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Ewetootwo t1_je5gp4f wrote

They rode around the beach in circles on tricycles with water pistols. The odd one was fired out of a cannon but was caught in a net.

The invasion was quite short lived. It only lasted three days then moved down to the next beach.

Yat dat dat da da dat dat dat dat….

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jengjejeng t1_je3ycmn wrote

I thought I was in r/twosentencehorror

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NoneReciprocating t1_je2vm2f wrote

I once witnessed at a traffic stop in a third world country, twelve people getting out of a tiny cab. Turns out a whole football team plus coach were on the way to a game and decided to share a ride.

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Lucky-Professor-6881 t1_je24c36 wrote

Actually the best one today weird no upvotes

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MartianLM t1_je2degf wrote

Can’t upvote something I don’t understand. I used up all my thinking for today.

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ardotschgi t1_je2xpx3 wrote

It is a common clown trope that they can fit a large number of clowns into a really small car.

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Cl0cl0 t1_je3h86n wrote

Ok now i get it

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Serious-Discussion-2 t1_je3zkzw wrote

I don’t yet. Can you please explain?

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jojothehodler t1_je45dxp wrote

It's a common joke to see 100 clowns getting out of a car. So a boat could contain thousands (!) of clowns.

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Rude-Frosting9098 t1_je3jxkt wrote

Reminds me of the clown hotel...has 300 rooms but only 5 parking spaces.

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l-_l- t1_je4azdh wrote

This joke is bonkers

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Valuable-Banana96 t1_je5544d wrote

"Hinkety honkety, your clay is our property." [Entry of the Gladiators begins playing]

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AB1186 t1_je3xvzq wrote

Hahahahahahahhahahhaahahahahhaahah

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gacha-gorl-cringe t1_je447k7 wrote

not me casually chilling then getting a notification "r/jokes why are there no pregnant barbies?" like i'm sorry what

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Nike_Decade_Bear t1_je4z92w wrote

“ they just want to swim at the beach like everyone else… “

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BlackVirusXD3 t1_je50pq4 wrote

This is just like playing zeratul in starcraft 2. Imagine a little plane flying above you and suddenly 20 giant robots spawn from it.

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RHINO_Mk_II t1_je51xqw wrote

One arbiter flies into your base

"no biggie"

Recalls 12 carriers with 8 interceptors each

"gg no re"

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GloryGreatestCountry t1_je524l6 wrote

When the Clown Invasion started, an anti-ship missile managed to down a single landing craft, leading to the deaths of the entire invasion force for that landing zone. And they didn't even have any air support!

Even the clowns' military tactics are jokes.

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boingti t1_je6cvhw wrote

Thats fecking brilliant, someone should run with this :)

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jackass4224 t1_je7vdny wrote

Everyone on the beach were the real bozos

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AE_WILLIAMS t1_je37fi4 wrote

Much like your mom last night, they kept coming, and coming, and coming.

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[deleted] t1_je2qg1g wrote

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Mark_fuckaborg t1_je4lulj wrote

You're clearly not too smart, so here's the explanation;

Clown cars, while small have large numbers of clowns falling out of them for comedic effect.

The "Boat" in this joke implies there would be thousands of clowns storming a beach for the same reason as the car gag.

This isn't aimed at migrants. You're overly sensitive. Log off and touch grass.

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