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jlmckelvey91 t1_j3ydmyr wrote

Don't believe the sign. You're queso. Know your worth.

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auggie25 t1_j3yc390 wrote

So basically - I’m hit-or-miss and don’t last long. Me to a TEE

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Thisguy2728 t1_j3y5oip wrote

Salsa is so much better…

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spaggielee t1_j3zw9mt wrote

"...treat you like free salsa." Doesn't everyone love free salsa?

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porcelainwax t1_j401etu wrote

Sometimes it’s the reason I go to a place. Salsa is my favorite food if I base the list on amount consumed; if a place has their own great salsa you’d better believe I’m gonna frequent that place.

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Stickyapples t1_j409hcu wrote

Yes! I prefer salsa, pico de gallo, and queso over guamaole any day

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Twitxx t1_j42l0cj wrote

Right? And where tf is this guy getting free salsa from? It's about €2.50 for 150g where I live.

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Sandwich-next-2114 t1_j3z0xd6 wrote

Are you saying that bc I’m fat?

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StarrySunflower714 t1_j3zium3 wrote

Eww I’d rather be free salsa. I don’t get the obsession with the mushy green mess.

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Nurisija t1_j3xyh6w wrote

Great, now I'm disgusted with myself too.

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thekatsass2014 t1_j3zqrfw wrote

Well that tracks. I don’t like guacamole. I don’t like myself. 🤷‍♂️

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Loose_goose667 t1_j3zg57b wrote

That explains why I don’t like myself haha

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BrokkelPiloot t1_j3zwkzs wrote

I hate guacamole. Love salsa though...

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mu3llErs t1_j3zzzyo wrote

I look like poop and I’m full of fat???

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slick514 t1_j3zukmu wrote

Damn. I love free salsa. Free salsa is where it's at. Free chips and salsa is why I always end up taking my actual meal home to eat the next day.

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Greenthumbisthecolor t1_j407pan wrote

does anyone read these things and actually feel motivated? or even positive in any way?

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IncarnationHero t1_j41114b wrote

If I have to say anything, I'm confused what does this means?

Don't be cheap for anyone to pick, because you are valuable?

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Boomsta22 t1_j3zz752 wrote

If everyone's guacamole, then no one's guacamole. So do we treat some other people like free salsa or do we treat everyone like guacamole? But we're not supposed to let anyone treat us like free salsa, so as good guacamoles, we shouldn't treat others like free salsa, right? Because we wouldn't want to be treated like free salsa and we out to treat others with more respect than one would free salsa.

I fucking hate avocados anyways. Downvote me for hating the buttery testicle fruit. Idc. I didn't come here to be pedantic, I came here to say I don't get it.

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throwuk1 t1_j41fhtr wrote

Don't compare your standards to others, have standards that you are comfortable with and protect them.

What other people accept for themselves is up to them.

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Bigmachingon t1_j3zz7tm wrote

guacamole is free in many places in mexico, just like salsa

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graywolf0026 t1_j40139e wrote

Oh. Look. Two things I don't like and can't eat due to cilantro and the fact it'll kill me.

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deannasbluefish t1_j43nrvx wrote

You can make both without the cilantro and they'll still be lovely ASF. OR Be queso. Queso is MWAH!

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graywolf0026 t1_j44fcuh wrote

Think I'll just have the queso instead. And no rice but double black beans with chicken and extra lettuce.

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universalrifle t1_j4083ds wrote

I really like the free salsa and it is a surprise cause you have to pay at most places. Treat me like free salsa. Drink me up and ask for more. I have many purposes and will always make whatever you get a little better

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coughdrop1989 t1_j41w6d4 wrote

I get nasty looking after a couple minutes in the air and not stirred then set aside because I "browned" and never get touched cause I look gross? Nah I'll be the free salsa. Everyone loves free salsa.

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CalamityLane t1_j3ztpdn wrote

Don’t disparage salsa like that ! She’s beautiful , tasty , full of vitamins , fiber and antioxidants . And if you treat her right, she packs a punch!

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Just_Me_2218 t1_j403alf wrote

And now I have that song stuck in my head.

Gauc-amole. Guac-guacamole. A-vocado. A-A-vocado.

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UrbanFoliage t1_j4041ag wrote

You know what?

I AM GUACAMOLE 🥑

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morbidbutwhoisnt t1_j405w8c wrote

Everyone loves free salsa though. Not everyone lives guacamole.

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Larrybear1234 t1_j40e3co wrote

Everyone loves free salsa. Telling me im guac is a huge insult. Thats not cool

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FallenITD t1_j40iafn wrote

that's why i hate myself.

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kykyks t1_j40sfy8 wrote

ok this is a motivation poster i can get behind

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ch1ckenz t1_j41vn9c wrote

Ok don’t hate on free salsa, give me second please!

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Muffin-Sprinkles t1_j42nuyv wrote

So guacamole cant be free?. This quote makes no sense.

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jsaucedo t1_j42rxd3 wrote

I like being salsa, no one says no to me

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jordonmears t1_j42sl97 wrote

Who the fuck wants to be the nasty green stuff that turns into even nastier brown stuff after 2 hours

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seaspirit331 t1_j42xefz wrote

What the fuck does this even mean?

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Zero_Burn t1_j42zp2y wrote

But I don't like guacamole. Which tracks since I don't like myself either.

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xkoreotic t1_j43el6o wrote

In all seriousness, what is this supposed to even mean?

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F1grid OP t1_j43hird wrote

Know your worth. Don’t let people treat you like you’re not valuable.

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Cismet t1_j461mhh wrote

No cringe, pls

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Pubelication t1_j3z8b0r wrote

Guacamole makes me fart those bubbly/sweaty long ones that strike about 30 seconds after discharge with the power of rotting meat odor lingering in a container in the Los Angeles heat at noon.

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