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predictingzepast t1_j22rvs1 wrote

I wouldn't say I'm curious, at this point 2022 is a really dark underground empty parking lot late at night I'm just trying to make it out of alive. 2023 is the footsteps gaining quickly on me and the tiny non sharp car keys I'm gripping tightly in the false belief that if anything happens somehow they'll be enough to get me out alive, well that's my sanity..

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GelloniaDejectaria t1_j23njss wrote

Sieze the moment by being curious about the rapey footsteps coming your way. The odd cadence of the sounds hitting the pavement. The occasional scraping sound. The muffled grunt...

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DesignTight6889 t1_j23z3i4 wrote

Turns around, gets bitten by zombie

"Welp, this just got interesting. Wonder wha happnz nexgrblfnghbrrrrrraaaaaainzz"

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SpindlySpiders t1_j24gjky wrote

Maybe being a zombie is really awesome and they just want us to feel the same joy they do.

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Lampardinho18 t1_j22s7qn wrote

Damn thats a good one 👍

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[deleted] t1_j22uyxg wrote

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RamseyHatesMe t1_j23w3qu wrote

> part of me wants those footsteps to catch up to me and just end it.

Meanwhile in the U.S. there’s more legal precedent for an unarmed kid being shot dead than euthanasia.

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SurpriseCute5513 t1_j241bxe wrote

Dude, nobody gets out alive.

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dillrepair t1_j252t9t wrote

You are correct. Nobody does. Would be nice if people remembered this properly more often

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Chijinda t1_j25n5ze wrote

Since nobody gets out alive, makes no difference if someone gets out tomorrow then?

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datshinycharizard123 t1_j24f7qj wrote

Start running, start yelling. You may not know what’s coming behind you, but that doesn’t mean you just have to let it catch up?

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LiquidMotion t1_j23s5b9 wrote

The American dream

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[deleted] t1_j24f5i2 wrote

I love my American dream —-

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dillrepair t1_j252yj4 wrote

“I AM the American dream.” -don king, only in america…. Played by ving rhames

Same movie: “Aren’t you gonna wash your hands before you shake mine?” George Foreman

Don king: “I wash my hands before I touch my dick”

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apalebluedot t1_j24geme wrote

“It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high.”

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