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MeanJohnBrown t1_ivhf99c wrote

Does the comment have to be unique? Or just the commenter? How will you determine if us commenters are truly unique? Will there be DNA tests to eliminate the clones?

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vegancookie t1_ivhf6gt wrote

Why choose to give it away to random Redditor’s instead of just to charities (as in, actual good charities)?

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zeroq26 t1_ivh8aiq wrote

That would be awesome🥳🥳

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Qrst_123 t1_ivh8ed8 wrote

May it be on your favor OP!!✨

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CRMM t1_ivh94x3 wrote

Interesting concept. I suppose it's somewhat motivational?

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geraldbowman t1_ivh96pq wrote

Thanks for the gift of …nothing…

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XPOY_Y t1_ivh9dtc wrote

Good luck!

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Old-Necessary t1_ivh9ezb wrote

and I WILL PAY AN ASASSIN TO COME AND---make you some porridge:3

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jturboj t1_ivh9pd2 wrote

Rooting for you

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TiaBro t1_ivh9s96 wrote

Let's go

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renaissance317 t1_ivh9zn2 wrote

I just hope whoever wins puts it to good use.

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Suphtus t1_ivha7rh wrote

I live in the balkans man, good luck getting that money to my country and to me🤣

Let's play a game:

You try and sift trough 50.000 comments and I'll age. See who gets there first 🤣

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gunman0426 t1_ivhal2q wrote

I mean can't hurt to comment and hope, my odds are probably as good as if I'd actually played and it costs me nothing.

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gemiddie t1_ivhb1r9 wrote

If my comment is not unique, how's about $9,999.99?

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punygod t1_ivhb57o wrote

I don't think you would even have 500 million left after the government got to it. Then tracking down 50,000 people to pay them all, sound like a lot of work, good luck though!

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[deleted] t1_ivhbtrg wrote

If this happens I'll be shocked (but very happy)

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AlmaStrudel t1_ivhc1xa wrote

Good luck! 🍀

Think if this came true it would make the news lol

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LastChristian t1_ivhc45i wrote

If it only took 5 minutes for you to process 1 claim, it would take working 24/7 for almost 6 months to do this.

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threenamer t1_ivhcrah wrote

I like this. I was trying to think of a way to setup a trust that pays out regular amounts to my favorite causes if I happen to win. Paying it forward to strangers works too!

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palmej2 t1_ivhcv87 wrote

Count me twice? My dog says woof and wants in on the action.

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RemarkableEcho_ t1_ivhd6o4 wrote

It never hurts to dream, and what a lovely dream this dream would be. 😌

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OptionalMoron t1_ivhdlma wrote

Hope is where it’s at. Time to daydream like Charlie about the golden ticket.

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shadowheart1 t1_ivhdoiz wrote

If that happens, I'll pour one out in your honor OP.

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Stanwich79 t1_ivhe3fl wrote

I'll do it for 9999, final offer!

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goldenkk t1_ivhe96r wrote

Hope you win 😁

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kujino t1_ivheosr wrote

Dooooo it

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Ecstatic_Study8866 t1_ivhervf wrote

I believe in you bestie I’ll use it to help pay for conservatory

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Due-Top-7482 t1_ivhfjxf wrote

Can you actually imagine, may god hear your wishes !

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bunnybutt531 t1_ivhgglw wrote

Real fab of you, good luck xx

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slitlip t1_ivhgrky wrote

Good luck!

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MuffinPunchin t1_ivhgzju wrote

I mean, I ain’t unique but I can be a commenter

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JCPRuckus t1_ivhhc3u wrote

Can't hurt!... Do the gambling equivalent of breaking a leg!

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Ok-Bet214 t1_ivhhe13 wrote

Pls help me get into my first owned home

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49orth t1_ivhhg6h wrote

My fingers are crossed for you 😂

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gravityisgone t1_ivhhwhp wrote

You can't see the view if you don't live on the edge!

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UIM-Herb10HP t1_ivhic44 wrote

If a unique comment is what you're looking for, a unique comment you'll get.

This is great karma grabbing, by the way.

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Just_some_girl_in_AZ t1_ivhifk7 wrote

Unique? How about a dad joke? Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because everyone is dying to get in.

For real if you just want to give me like $1000 it will help me out so much and you can give the rest of the winnings to the 50,001th comment cuz I don’t need that much to help me dig out of my current hole. I hope you win because you are really selfless

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capoot t1_ivhj5pp wrote

This comment is so fucking unique

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sl8rfan2 t1_ivhjigl wrote

I also bought my first ever lotto ticket tonight. I was guilted into it by my family who thought it upped our odds. I didn't want to break the reality to them.

Anyway, good luck!

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sddesi18 t1_ivhkvu6 wrote

Show us your ticket first!

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Davepen t1_ivhlch5 wrote

I like money

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CliffCyrus t1_ivhlscz wrote

If you were any hotter, the corn in your poop would be popcorn.

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shwasasin t1_ivhm9f5 wrote

Thanks in advance 😀

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dmonzon16 t1_ivhniga wrote

Cheers bro, best of luck. I'll be waiting to celebrate 🍾

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DivinerOblong t1_ivhnx41 wrote

That’s nice and all but logistically how would you possibly manage that? It would take so long to reach out individually to that many people to set up payments. You would have to hire someone to manage that.

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SPFMninebillion t1_ivho9yr wrote

If I win I’ll waste it all on hookers and blow. If you win, I’ll help you waste it all on hookers and blow.

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hurtindog t1_ivhpf05 wrote

Do it! I support your endeavor and hope you win

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Amandine_2012 t1_ivhq876 wrote

Changing real lives - I love it🙏🏼❤️❤️❤️

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jdsparty t1_ivhqt68 wrote

Cheaper than buying a ticket my self. Can't wait.

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Nexcerpt t1_ivhr2b3 wrote

I was tempted to buy a ticket today, but this will do as a backup plan!

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Nexcerpt t1_ivhrgfl wrote

Inefficient. Nnw I have to reload and verify my comment appears! lolz

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Deagar1 t1_ivhspr0 wrote

Good luck!

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-DethLok- t1_ivhsy28 wrote

I'm not a clone - since that is the 2nd comment as I type this.

I'm a unique special snowflake! I am I am!

Also, I hope you win :)

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presstart777 t1_ivht4vc wrote

Your generosity is only exceeded by your awesome-ness.

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