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F1NNTORIO OP t1_j0b86mi wrote

How do I get plasma arc/nuclear fuel for my kitchen?!

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Affectionate-Memory4 t1_j0f6866 wrote

Plasma is easy. Just put a pair of grapes together in your microwave, touching each other, right in the middle of the turntable. Cover them with a glass if you value your microwave, and don't do it at all if you actually value your microwave. Or do it anyways, I'm not your mom.

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F1NNTORIO OP t1_j0ffa5a wrote

Wouldnt that make wine? Or plasma wine?

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Affectionate-Memory4 t1_j0ffdcd wrote

Nope, the grapes are about the right size and shape to act like a 'lenses for the microwaves. The point where they touch gets really hot and produces plasma.

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F1NNTORIO OP t1_j0fhjmv wrote

Plasma bomb?

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Affectionate-Memory4 t1_j0fiszt wrote

Nah, it's just going to make some little clumps of plasma that float around in your microwave. Those are stupidly hot though and could scorch the inside of the microwave. It shouldn't explode, but your microwave will be unhappy.

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