The Cougar Chronicles Part II: A Very Merry Cubmas

Submitted by SD_Lostboy t3_ztvsi9 in Connecticut

No plan. No limits.

Look for me if you're out tonight. Just look for the hottest guy in the room. I'll post about what happens tomorrow

Edit: to maintain Connecticut relevance - this will take place in some part of CT with CT women

Night recap: By the time I arrived on the scene though everyone was too wasted to appreciate the charm and beauty that is me. WeHa is off the chain on a Friday night. Rock on CT!

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sanchez92476 t1_j1fz7ti wrote

Save some pussy for the rest of us

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1g0344 wrote

Come on out, fellow chad, I'm thinking you and me 50/50 split of Milfford

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MysteriousMusic1372 t1_j1hx6ym wrote

The best thing about cougars is that they share w their friends

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1hxvc0 wrote

I would love to be passed around between charming cougars. If they feed me steak and potatoes in between hand holding sessions - even better

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MysteriousMusic1372 t1_j1hy6q7 wrote

May I kindly suggest my old stomping grounds.. stonebridge in Milford. Love seeing your posts as it brings me back to 24 yr old me. The suburbs of Waterbury also have a lot of felatio preferring cougars 😂

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1hyp8b wrote

I'm in Hartford till next week and I can't spend myself broke on uber every day lol

You go out there, tell them I sent you. They all know me obv

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satansdebtcollector t1_j1jvrot wrote

This comment made me spit out a fresh gulp of Dunkin. I see what you did there. Well played. ☕️😎

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JW860 t1_j1ghx9s wrote

I would rather read this than people complain about other drivers in CT. Like that is unique to our state??

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bunkerbash t1_j1gop8j wrote

I thought we established all the cougars were actually golden retrievers??

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satansdebtcollector t1_j1jvxg6 wrote

Definitely didn’t expect to find bash in the comments… 🎨

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bunkerbash t1_j1k2dep wrote

Have we gotten an update yet? This is the most exciting thing to happen in CT since the witch trials.

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1m9tyv wrote

I got to WeHa at about 10pm, but everyone had been out since 5pm, so it was already crying-and-hugging time. I stuck around about an hour and left before the cars with the festive lights came around to take everyone to the county afterparty. It was literally "an evening out with Lil John" - WHAT? WHAT? OKAAAAAYYYY

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bunkerbash t1_j1md4s7 wrote

Loooool. Ah well, better luck next year, SD Lostboy!

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1mg7af wrote

Definitely. I've got some interesting fanmail via reddit actually. Maybe I should start a seasonal CTcougarcub sub

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Extreme-Cupcake5929 t1_j1gkk3y wrote

The saga continues 😉 -Former cougar

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[deleted] t1_j1hn5u9 wrote

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1hydhw wrote

Don't worry my guy, I already sent her ten thousand dick pics and eggplant emojis. I GOT this😎

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culunulu t1_j1fnfjk wrote

may God guide you on your journey 🙏🙏🙏

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1fslic wrote

It's the season of miracles. The Almighty is wingmanning for me already😎

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[deleted] t1_j1frbvi wrote

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1frswl wrote

Hey babeee... my place has got power... What kinda dysfunctional-country-ass pickup line is this lol

I'd prefer the house to be dark anyway if you know what I mean ;););));););;);)););));););;);))

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[deleted] t1_j1frzla wrote

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1fs9n8 wrote

I'd love to be a Tesla-driving cougar's "just a friend". We'd have that electric chemistry

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Synapse82 t1_j1g644v wrote

Make u/Momofthehouse- proud, we cheering you on.

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1gap28 wrote

Lmao I'm headed out rn I wonder if she's "definitely not trying to meet me" out there

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Synapse82 t1_j1gb9bl wrote

Naw, just another bystander amused by your internet points. Icey out there be careful

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1ilnmy wrote

It's you, isn't it? You're momofthehouse-, driven mad with desire for the Connecticut Cougar Kid. It's fine, pine away

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drtessk t1_j2djda0 wrote

So to turn it around, where might the single 45-65 yo men be out and about tonight?

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j2e48ev wrote

they're staying in, sleeping, dreaming of good mortgage rates or sth idk

while their wives dream of ME and my MASSIVE THROBBING heart

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rewirez5940 t1_j1gdt5u wrote

Do we only allow one go around of this? Comment below please.

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AConnecticutMan t1_j1h087o wrote

Personally I would love to see more of this, just so long as it isn't just him constantly posting every week about it

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azathot t1_j1iiimv wrote

No way, this is WAY more entertaining than the same stupid Eversource meme. Please let it stay.

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strippersandcocaine t1_j1hv62r wrote

I think it’s fun to see every once in a while. And I, for one, and very much looking forward to his Valentine’s and St. Patrick’s Day adventures

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1hy7jf wrote

I won't be in CT for those, my man. The Connecticut Cougar Christmas Chronicles are finished for the year. Thank you for your support <3

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yudkib t1_j1gvdus wrote

People seem to like it, including me. I’m new around here and I definitely will check for the update tomorrow.

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Tarhiel_flight t1_j1hxmt6 wrote

He’s our local cryptid, like the New Jersey devil or the flat woods monster

Im fine with it 🤷‍♂️

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1hyacw wrote

Yeah I shapeshift into a charming pool boy slash fitness trainer and prowl around restaurants serving brunch

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jumper3991 t1_j1itiu7 wrote

I vote to keep it. We need laughter to keep us warm this holiday season.

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-Gaunter-O-Dimm t1_j1hy7ih wrote

They’ll get bored and as the novelty wears off less and less people will interact and they’ll just stop posting. But in the mean time it’s a nice break from the normal posts where half the users are at each other’s throats in the comments

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ActualPermission6786 t1_j1gghm6 wrote

From the replies to my comments this is clearly not CT related. But cool mods I see why don't care about the rules lol

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[deleted] t1_j1i0gcg wrote

Are there cougars in Connecticut ?

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satansdebtcollector t1_j1jvmxd wrote

I live in Cougar Central (East Haddam). Middle aged professionals that have a taste for the finer things in life, that love to have fun. Stamford is another great spot for the hunt, for it’s a crossroad of young to middle aged professionals that work in lower Manhattan and upper East Side. 👠🐅🍸💄

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ezodds t1_j1gead6 wrote

We're going to need hourly updates.

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BlueLeaderRHT t1_j1ggmke wrote

Happy hunting! We eagerly await the details. Oh, and remember to compliment their hair and shoes - the cougs really like that!

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SSoviet_Slayer t1_j1iy2ix wrote

I hope you get f’in full blown aids

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ActualPermission6786 t1_j1fubt7 wrote

And this is CT related how?

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PrettyGreenEyez73 t1_j1ggaw6 wrote

Why be a Debbie downer? Just scroll on by

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Emergency-Piano4792 t1_j1frxrn wrote

You again??? You are an embarrassment to your species!!

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SD_Lostboy OP t1_j1fshpg wrote

Yeah I only bang twenty a night... I'm the runt of my 6ft 3000 IQ litter

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