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deepdish18 t1_ixhzr0v wrote

Inverse Mom ETF 😂

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ScipioAtTheGate t1_ixi7kxc wrote

Inverse mom = dad

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carsonthecarsinogen t1_ixik5qv wrote

Hey it’s 2022, you cant just call men men and women women anymore

I did not expect wsb to be so politically correct lmao

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epicxownage t1_ixin6h8 wrote

Sir, this is a Wendy’s wsb. We don’t do politics here

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ppp475 t1_ixjngu0 wrote

But you can though. What a moronic statement.

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carsonthecarsinogen t1_ixjob8p wrote

It was a joke about people getting mad at calling dads dads that people did not look at the right way, clearly it was not very good lmao

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lostmy2A t1_ixji165 wrote

Really impressive use of the inverse mom technical indicator.

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root_over_ssh t1_ixjdpbu wrote

My strategy was always inverse dad. My grandpa's strategy was always inverse my dad. My dad's strategy was all bonds until early this year.

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dekrob t1_ixihi9x wrote

175s are up 200% today lol

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nailattack OP t1_ixii3y8 wrote

They were up 300-400% earlier

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ambermage t1_ixj275e wrote

488% now.

We need more info from his mom.

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VisualMod t1_ixhyuzh wrote

>I do not have a lag time. I am instantaneously aware of all market movements.

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thebiggestsheep t1_ixi0yj3 wrote

Are you instantaneously aware of these nutzz in yo mouth?

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722-47 t1_ixi30qm wrote

No but I’m very well aware of Sea of thieves, have you ever heard of it?

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thebiggestsheep t1_ixi37u5 wrote

No I’m too poor to afford those kinda games

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Euphoric-Ad-9302 t1_ixief65 wrote

Is it any good lol look too cartoonish for me.... I want black flag with just the pirate part none of that other game.... I think it's called assassins creed 🫠

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gnudna t1_ixk2l6t wrote

Muffled maybe is what I heard 😜

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tepchan t1_ixl0mhy wrote

Is visual mod doing a shit post rp of ops mom? Fucking singularity is here

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NeedsLoomis t1_iy2lsun wrote

That should be an automod quote, if it isn't already

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cbusoh66 t1_ixim4xr wrote

Your mom needs a boyfriend

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BYE_HI_SELL_LOW t1_ixhz8n6 wrote

“You should give me your mom’s number. I’m looking forward to giving her a great tip!”

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RunsaberSR t1_ixicqm5 wrote

Is your mom Kathy Woods? img

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Sihaya2021 t1_ixj9crl wrote

My dad is a master at picking stocks early that ultimately sky rocket but selling them too soon. He bought Netflix stock back in the early 2000s for like $5/share, then sold it when it went over $10. His reasoning? He had doubled his money, so it was time to sell. 🤦

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LegSpecialist1781 t1_ixjg0c2 wrote

Well, someone has to ask…what’s he buying now?

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Sihaya2021 t1_ixjm2wh wrote

Haha, I'll ask him, but he stopped talking about the stock market after he got himself a union pension and a sugar mama. Lol

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Chief-Of-CumStaff t1_ixiiuqf wrote

TSLA 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 $400 by 2023

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driveonsun t1_ixmi5rc wrote

Sure everyone who Elon made hate him is going to just change their mind and buy his stock. Totally.

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needlessdefiance t1_ixigwn2 wrote

I’d follow r/wallstreetnailattacksmomsbets

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Thencewasit t1_ixk4x2i wrote

I am really high and I read that as …

“Wall Street anal attacks smombet.”

I had to read it like four times to get it.

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grizzly_teddy t1_ixj3ftd wrote

This sub was mega-regarded in the comments yesterday, calling $168 the TOP. Fucking stupid. I told my Dad to buy more Tesla yesterday. Perfect timing.

Lol @ all the losers who loaded up on puts after the stock dropped to $168. Just lol.

Not a single comment in this thread about how over valued Tesla is. A few articles from some financial analysts and now everyone on this sub won't talk shit about Tesla. What a pathetic crowd capable of only one thing - following the bandwagon.

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nailattack OP t1_ixj5fa4 wrote

Yup. But that’s how the big boys on Wall street make their money, by manipulating retail. Loaded on a couple monthlies and some weekly 200C, 185C yesterday. I stick around WSB for the memes but best to stay away from any kind of advice 👍🏻

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Zaltt t1_ixk4ohb wrote

I wish I saw this post yesterday I had tons of 180 calls and sold at a loss because I lost 60% in 2 days. Had I held thru today I'd be up 300%

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jcpham t1_ixj9hxg wrote

Thanks definitely a buy indicator

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Fox_Technicals t1_ixjgi39 wrote

Some trading services would probably package their mom into an indicator and an overpriced course if they thought it would sell

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Powernick50 t1_ixil8az wrote

I don't know. The fucking dog shitting on the yard has been my best advisor in years..

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TerpOnaut t1_iximc56 wrote

You think it will reach 100$ I’ll buy like 10 shares if so

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TheRealJugger t1_ixiofkt wrote

Posting a screenshot of your own comment is about the cringiest thing you could doimg

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AmidgetnamedGreg t1_ixitdhf wrote

I'm going to make and inverse ETF of your mom and call it ETF-69.

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ThatLastPut t1_ixj6ned wrote

Pre-split?

There were two splits, so that's not really a good way to describe the situation. Buying at 1200 dollars a share before 2020 split would be very profitable now.

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Kiiaru t1_ixk0sjb wrote

Idiots make up more of market opinion than you realize. I bought Roblox and PepsiCo off of my 11 yr old little brothers wishes. You have to go to the target audience. Don't ask them what they'd invest in, ask them what they want to spend money on rn if that had $$.

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gnudna t1_ixk3tao wrote

I been saying the same thing for years, right now the kids are all about World Cup soccer so no magic picks.

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Tremulant1 t1_ixk16dp wrote

Please post more of your mom’s stock moves those calls like 6 bagged in one day.

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tokerdad76 t1_ixknt8n wrote

Wait… your mom is Jim Cramer?? Wtf?

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grizzly_teddy t1_ixnt5mx wrote

Up 8%+ since this post rofl. Those 175s over $1k each now

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Royal-Tough4851 t1_ixiopjj wrote

Correction: mom called down to the basement…

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Pancrat t1_ixj8smo wrote

So I’m not crazy… Tesla definitely used to be over 1 K but it’s all time high says like 400

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SgtKeeneye t1_ixjdmqf wrote

You know who also buys high and sells low? MY MOM - Muscle Man

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i_seII_DMT_carts t1_ixjkih2 wrote

btw those 175s are worth 6x what they were yesterday... u/cubanbrewer curious how much you put in? i just scalped one for a quick +100% this morning

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CubanBrewer t1_ixjxi2q wrote

Oh not a lot sadly. Just for kicks I bought 2 calls at about 1.27 and sold em today for 6.25 I could’ve held for more obvs but I’ve always gotten burned that way and I’m trying to learn my lessons 😂

Not a bad haul and you can bet your ass I’m following u/nailattack ‘s mom from now on 🤣

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i_seII_DMT_carts t1_ixk7iqh wrote

>I’ve always gotten burned that way and I’m trying to learn my lessons 😂

that's good, i'm in a similar camp. im happy to hold until it starts to dip but im not gonna fuck around and find out if it goes back to rising. Better to win small than lose hoping to win big.

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qwerty12345qazwsx t1_ixjkzg4 wrote

Buying at 1.2k then sell at 1243.49 would give a pretty good annualized return

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Plenty-Point4351 t1_ixjlqym wrote

My mom used to give me plays and I’d ignore them and then watch as I missed out on big ass gains. Pretty sure she’d just catch like 5 mins of cnbc playing on her work tv here and there and go off that lmao

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ThatsUnbelievable t1_ixjnrbc wrote

Here we are, -8.7% later, another WSB post suggesting to retail that they should go long the massive TSLA head and shoulders. Seems legit.

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mvale002 t1_ixjq1jo wrote

‘Twas a good day!

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HedonisticImperator t1_ixjslhj wrote

What thw fuck she was right. Or wrong i guess but that makes the inverse right

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CactusButtons t1_ixk4knx wrote

Hope you didn’t inherit her paper hands.

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4TheOutdoors t1_ixk7wln wrote

My parents brag about being right for buying high selling low on the way up. I haven’t gotten the text from any friends yet asking me if I’m still holding with a condescending tone.

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50SLAT t1_ixkwyp3 wrote

My indicator is my b hole 🕳. Funny feeling..sell.

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50SLAT t1_ixkx09w wrote

Aka the ‘Shitz Indicator’

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rp2012-blackthisout t1_ixl4dza wrote

Reddit app looks just as shitty as mobile. I see no point for it.

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hold_my-beer-bro t1_ixlnw8d wrote

Checks out. He's mum is still holding Enron.

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Fit-Boomer t1_ixmjfb1 wrote

What does it mean when the up and down arrows are 3D and zigzag?

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WizardT88 t1_ixjnqpd wrote

Friendly reminder Elon has to pay taxes with a deadline of December 15th.

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Affectionate-Idea690 t1_ixjrs8n wrote

Shh, butt don't tell em, that his Mom is my girlfriends boyfriends sex slave.

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BelcherSucks t1_ixjs8xv wrote

How you don't gave a flair for being a momma's boy yet boggles my mind.

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buwefy t1_ixjv8lc wrote

Not sure what will happen with Tesla, because markets can be retarted for long time... But actual value of Tesla is ~20 bucks per share, perhaps a little less... I wouldn't buy

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eichenes t1_ixl7ww1 wrote

The pre-Thanksgiving pump is definitely gonna last with TWTR being shit it is & TSLA recalls. They wanted to fuk hog bers which they did, next in line? Hog bools!

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driveonsun t1_ixmid9m wrote

Tsla is over. You don’t get to make half your potential customers and investors hate you by becoming a radical political activist and then keep your stock price where it used to be.

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ASloppySquirrel t1_ixialdx wrote

I just opened a long position. On a valuation level it's not even that bad. PE of 50 but growing at 50$ with a chunk of cash.

Elon starts new projects when he is bored. He becomes bored when his current project becomes self efficient.

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lrrc49 t1_ixikui6 wrote

Elon needs to be ousted from all boards he's on.

He's not a talented/intelligent person just another guy born on third base who thinks buying something is equivalent to creating it.

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TheRealJugger t1_ixionuu wrote

The best is his separation agreement from paypal where he specifically entered a clause legally naming him a “co-founder”🤣

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