Submitted by UnusualPuppilium t3_ygr6va in wallstreetbets
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sTaCKs9011 t1_iudgnzb wrote
To unban trumps account but not that kid who tracks elons boat and plane's account
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redditrussy t1_iua68qg wrote
Kinda like how Putin is invading Ukraine to help Ukrainian people
donobinladin t1_iua6sdv wrote
Exactly like this. Frankly it’s gonna be awesome watching this implode around him and distract him from his other two companies.
I give it a year before he cuts bait and lets Twitter fall to shambles
dwinps t1_iubbuaj wrote
Elon loves humanity like Jeffrey Epstein loves Girl Scouts
CrayonTendies t1_iubz8es wrote
Bro this a hole is trying to turn humans into the borg to harness our collective brain power making himself the primary and thinks he’s doing us a favor. F him
viperex t1_iugr670 wrote
It's alright, you can swear at him
Primary_Syrup_6412 t1_iua0n3c wrote
And Dogecoin
romacopia t1_iuad6al wrote
This is marketing.
gin-soda-lemon t1_iua7d6n wrote
I go to Wendy's for support of the WSB community
azndvl616 t1_iub312w wrote
He’s helping out humanity by wiping out twitter.
GetAtThisbro t1_iuaio1t wrote
Yeah because humanity is in the hands of social media to be saved….sure
BeardieWoot t1_iucgysi wrote
discourse means not war. war is humanity ending.
That_Guy_Brody t1_iucy1em wrote
I'm pooping right now to "help humanity." You jerks are welcome
Tandem_shower t1_iuaalq5 wrote
And I'm getting off it to help my sanity
Nareshstds t1_iuav48w wrote
Help himself
Hodorous t1_iuba7ag wrote
So this is what should say to my gf when I buy 0TD options.
Spare-Competition-91 t1_iudc3m2 wrote
ANyone saying they are trying to help humanity with social media is a fucking asshole. Social media has been the downfall of society.
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the-Salted-Crustaion t1_iua61xy wrote
This is Elon Musk meme starts playing: https://youtu.be/B2ElZK0u85Y?t=18
Nobody_Puzzled t1_iuaxitf wrote
would have been better to give all of us a million bucks
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neutronstar343 t1_iubhco7 wrote
I don't think Elon cares. It technically wasn't even his money to begin with it was Tesla shareholder's money and whoever else lent it to him.
cheaptissueburlap t1_iudty2r wrote
Lmao?
Shroomboom420 t1_iucp216 wrote
And then instantly unbans the worlds biggest spreader of hatred and misinformation
Accomplished_Idea320 t1_iucu42z wrote
Yes and dogecoin is humanity
sjnuen t1_iucuk3n wrote
I bet some shorts got squeezed on his deal. Might have had to close other short positions due to margin requirements, causing market to go up.
Chapin_Chino t1_iudaewi wrote
Never fails to have that one guy who injects something something short squeeze 🤣🤣🤣
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sjnuen t1_iueu1wh wrote
That’s right!
Skeptic_Drinker t1_iuczysv wrote
Best way would be to just erase Twitter.
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Billyshakes1597 t1_iue8261 wrote
what's the play?
Apprehensive_Gap_357 t1_iueg55m wrote
that's his way to give back to humanity. he supported war in ukraine by providing starlink satellites, but the democrats put him down?
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crestingwave t1_iufen9p wrote
He looks like a Toad Mayor from a children’s book.
Outrageous_Union_756 t1_iubx6md wrote
Nope he just understands the power of unified thought E.i. and yes E.i not I.e. word in others not in other words! It's unfortunate that it currently is a necessary step to guide human reason.
ST0IC_ t1_iu9ze3g wrote
So he's going to shut it down? Because that's the only outcome that will benefit humanity.