Submitted by ozzymustaine t3_ygs3xd in wallstreetbets
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partymsl t1_iuao1m5 wrote
Not talking with anyone below $1b and that's why I'm an introvert...
zxc123zxc123 t1_iucb01f wrote
And yes, by the way, i DO have a $1 billionarie tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5M dollars of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Professional-Paper-2 t1_iuds30g wrote
In Zimbabwe dollars?
Fragrant-Initial1687 t1_iueobyq wrote
Pesos.
luthertt t1_iuaou8u wrote
No thinking for you then.
FxckDaniel t1_iuaokvs wrote
Must’ve had his money in meta
fredandlunchbox t1_iubu7pb wrote
Worse, he was way too invested in Kanye.
vampiretrades t1_iud902w wrote
U never yolo on ye
Fragrant-Initial1687 t1_iueo47g wrote
But you do yolo on yay.
Kickinitez t1_iuaejrz wrote
I have 16 dollars in my bank account
Froshjjk t1_iuaer9o wrote
No need to boast, asshole
PSYCHOPATHRAGE_ t1_iuaouji wrote
Humble brags are not cool bro.
TheDoof79 t1_iuaz5eq wrote
Congrats, and fuck you.
Mods_R_fat_virginss t1_iub51w1 wrote
Over $10,000 in credit card debt, down $12,000 in stocks.. talk to us when you’re negative rich boy.
WatchingyouNyouNyou t1_iubj3z4 wrote
Dude why you flexing during my community's hard time. We losing men left and right
wtfftw1221 t1_iuebere wrote
I’ve got pocket lint and a gumdrop button
southmost956 t1_iuc0qqz wrote
-$347.34 beat ya.
gh05t420 t1_iucsa8p wrote
Congrats and fuck you too!!!
gbartali t1_iua7zxo wrote
no longer part of the "tres comas"... fuck him!
ElonEnron t1_iubb715 wrote
Yeezy come, yeezy go
arma7x t1_iucqmua wrote
buy high, sell low
vampiretrades t1_iud998y wrote
👆 underrated comment. 👏
KCcounselor t1_iuaanbv wrote
Kanye South?
Dependent-Year-2390 t1_iuabjui wrote
His daughters name is north west...
KCcounselor t1_iuabpc1 wrote
Sounds like she's headed in a positive direction!!
TheDoof79 t1_iuaz25k wrote
Buy the dips.
WoodenSimplement t1_iudchlw wrote
North West is only positive if your reading the chart backwards.
justoFor0131 t1_iub5zwc wrote
Kanye Down Bad
GuiltyGun t1_iubf9m8 wrote
I too lost 3/4 of my net worth this month
FishingOnTheFly t1_iuaobig wrote
He really turned his billions into millions.
TWK1990 t1_iubex8o wrote
Those damn jews screwing him over. S/
vampiretrades t1_iud9ctn wrote
Jesus christ!
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zeratul-on-crack t1_iuaavja wrote
give him 2 more months
Tropical116 t1_iua6tb3 wrote
pip pip cheerio
Lintaglen t1_iua8qvt wrote
Rumor is he is trying to buy the Parler App.
DemocracyIsAVerb t1_iudxl2o wrote
It looks like Candace owens and her husband are trying to dump it off on him
dogmeatjones25 t1_iua4ukz wrote
Wait
Sensitive-Area2125 t1_iua58s5 wrote
Just wait. There is no way he'll get to keep a positive balance
bro-guy t1_iuaovi1 wrote
Kanye is a pennystock
Key-Engineering8724 t1_iubx35r wrote
Buy penny stocks
thereallizardlord t1_iuaf6gj wrote
It's hardly his net worth that makes him a loser. Personally I'm rooting for the piece of shit to go broke, though.
Ghostyfoot t1_iubfx70 wrote
Yeah, Kanye's a fucking sociopath, I wouldnt want to do business with an anti-semite
Extremely-Bad-Idea t1_iueimiu wrote
What exactly did he say that is upsetting everyone? The only quote I heard was "Jews run the record industry". Was there something more serious than that???
A_Shadow t1_iufiyfu wrote
Something along on the lines about how's its time to do a deathcon on the jews.
Think he also said the holocaust museum was fake as well.
SeveredHand7 t1_iuas65r wrote
learn_son_learn t1_iue89qy wrote
The smartest investor was Kim... she saw the dip coming
Both-Reaction-4586 t1_iuf2myu wrote
She looks like 5y SPX chart in the Skims commercial
HallowedBuddy t1_iuaco4c wrote
Penny worth boy
Blahblahblugh t1_iubhgiq wrote
Kanye has some real mental health problems
vampiretrades t1_iud9l1q wrote
He'll reinvent himself as spokesman for "take yo damn meds!"
EthereumNecklace t1_iue6s2i wrote
You do, why haven't you earned billions.
Extremely-Bad-Idea t1_iuej0sn wrote
People with "real mental health problems" are not international music stars, worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and chased by hordes of women. LOL
Both-Reaction-4586 t1_iuf2cpy wrote
Not a millionaire but Ted Bundy
A_Shadow t1_iufj7eq wrote
I mean he officially has a diagnosis of bipolar disorder....
Unless I missed the meaning/implication of "real mental health problem" that seems legit enough for me.
Extremely-Bad-Idea t1_iugctph wrote
People with "real mental health problems" are homeless, drug addicted, self-mutilating, incoherent, or worse. Super successful multi-millionaires may be eccentric, but they do not have debilitating "real mental health problems".
Categorizing every emotion as a "mental health problem" is a trend in America. Psychiatry and psychotropic drugs are both multi-billion dollar industries. It is in their interest to tell everyone they are mentally ill and need lifelong expensive treatment.
The truth is that 90% of "mental health problems" can be resolved by increased social interactions, getting more exercise, or just adopting a pet to keep you company.
Most depression and anxiety symptoms are temporary and situational due to a family member's death, job loss, serious injury, or other personal crisis. There is nothing wrong with the person's brain or thinking. The problem is they are in a bad situation and need to work their way through it, not to take mind altering drugs from a psychiatrist.
A_Shadow t1_iugks0e wrote
Except this isn't depression or simple anxiety.
This is bipolar disorder which is a hella lot more complicated. This isn't something that be resolved with increased social interactions or exercise.
If you were to tell me that Elon Musk suffers from anxiety, then yeah I would agree with you.
But bipolar disorder is a whole another level. And we don't even know which subtype of bipolar disorder he has. For all we know, he could have the subtype where he hears voices (50%) or sees things (30%). Getting a pet isn't gonna help you with that LOL.
Turbocharged_Scooter t1_iubsme3 wrote
I miss the old Kanye…
alphamale968 t1_iucj5zl wrote
Imagine having a billion dollars worth of endorsement deals, and all you have to do is not be an anti Semitic shit-for-brains.
Extremely-Bad-Idea t1_iuei2k1 wrote
Kanye is downgrading from a 900 room mansion to an 800 room mansion, but he still urinates liquid gold. Scientists remain puzzled by that second part. : )
Both-Reaction-4586 t1_iuf21de wrote
At least Hitler accumulated wealth for his antisemitism
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forumhero666 t1_iubm298 wrote
no more Tres Comas club for him
-Fizy- t1_iubu12b wrote
😭😭😭😭😭
thumbtwiddlerguy t1_iubu88n wrote
FUCK KANYE!! All my homies hate Kanye
rRawkus t1_iubui1o wrote
$600 M in a few weeks. Epic. Keep going Ye!
Key-Engineering8724 t1_iubx130 wrote
I don’t want to argue this but honestly the dollar sign is worth nothing at this point
Senorsaz t1_iubxd64 wrote
Odd-Block-2998 t1_iuc0eof wrote
i with $400 net worth:
raulz0r t1_iuch7h4 wrote
$400M more than I have
TwistedMeta_TM t1_iucjxdl wrote
Inflation
stiiiiiiiina t1_iucv8o3 wrote
Yes, but he is on slippery road to zero.
Or perhaps negative.
The final loss porn is going to be glorious.
-Hominid- t1_iucvpmu wrote
He's a loser because he's a moron.
MrULTRALONG t1_iucysbs wrote
Kanye is a joke like myspace or meta
ATI_LUX t1_iud5yk0 wrote
YE just lost 1.5 billions...thats a legendary looser. K. West still has 400 millions
vampiretrades t1_iud9su5 wrote
Pete Davidson laughing last... again.
robcado t1_iuddx6m wrote
But he has proven to be highly regarded, so 400m could go pretty fast
Superb_BarberDanfade t1_iudgu7p wrote
That’s it 🤦♂️
KenEH t1_iudsz5q wrote
I would literally gobble schlongs for a .5% of that, and I hate schlongs.
marvelcinematicuni t1_iue31fp wrote
I hate him
bobbycooli t1_iue4lkv wrote
That's my butlers monthly wage.
learn_son_learn t1_iue83wb wrote
The Ye is trillionaire in GOD'S love
Wall_Street_Bet t1_iuemigg wrote
I’d rather be 50,000 in debt than be anything like Kanye. Fat ugly face, shit body, mental frailty of a 16 year old. He can have his 400m but he is a loser ong
Both-Reaction-4586 t1_iuf2r7s wrote
Like, Ye, just wear a white T shirt. Problem solved
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DidNotRedditMan t1_iugsu5p wrote
Kanye West found r/wallstreetsbets, that is what happened.
Responsible_Sport575 t1_iub1ax6 wrote
He doesn't have kim to save him this time. Must have forgotten to take his meds.
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DemosBeans t1_iub8rov wrote
Johnny Depp getting paid three quarters of a Kanye for his next movie 😆
taurustravels t1_iubcvsu wrote
He claims to be the richest billionaire rapper
shehop t1_iubiqpr wrote
Billionaire to millionaire in 5 days! BS doesn’t ever happen that fast. Watch him start Yeezy stores and Adidas will weep. Good. The Elites are scum
ObumbanditO t1_iubmzfx wrote
Ohhhh mate I'm fuckin crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Venoceno109 t1_iuc54qr wrote
What’s worse being anti-Semite or an anti -Shem-mite?I would guess both.
luthertt t1_iua7fdu wrote
Hey! Can't talk about people worth less than 500M on this sub 😄