Submitted by DestroyerCrazy t3_z5posl in todayilearned
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SisterInSin t1_ixzkpck wrote
Delicious, nutritious chicken periods
crazy-carebear t1_ixznf4w wrote
1 whole boneless chicken.
Qzy t1_iy102dd wrote
There's a reason why it's yellow. Bork bork.
malepitt t1_ixxif73 wrote
Dry?
TheKingOfCarmel t1_ixxk4yz wrote
In my experience they’re all wet inside, which is why I don’t eat them.
Godtiermasturbator t1_ixy7vlx wrote
I'm kinda the opposite my dude if you know what I mean
TheKingOfCarmel t1_ixyv1uq wrote
I got ya. Different strokes if you know what I mean.
HappySkullsplitter t1_ixxhv3o wrote
mmm
ovarian sustenance
MyCatThinksImNeat t1_ixxkb18 wrote
As someone sucking on a mango, this post has made it even more awkward than it already was.
rapiertwit t1_iy00k1i wrote
Mango don't care.
Godtiermasturbator t1_ixy7wzk wrote
As long as it's not a chili dog
flaccidcolon t1_ixybou1 wrote
Outside the Tastey Freeze?
tankmissile t1_ixxpvm3 wrote
Same with vegetables. And when you smell flowers, you’re sticking your nose straight into its genitals. Pollen is plant sperm. You’re breathing plant sperm.
53cr3tsqrll t1_ixyx9pk wrote
And since we don’t consent to this, hay fever is a side effect of being raped by trees.
reverse_monday t1_ixxktel wrote
That's why you don't nut on your fruit
BazilBroketail t1_ixxo23k wrote
Rehydration?
Godtiermasturbator t1_ixy7yuz wrote
Nope, human/fruit chimeras
rapiertwit t1_iy00h32 wrote
That's how gays are made. Says so right here in my biology textbook selected by the scientific minds of the Lubbock, Texas school board.
[deleted] t1_ixxm5qc wrote
My tongue always strives for the ovaries when eating the sweet, sweet fruit.
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_ixxkozc wrote
During menopause my mom always blamed me for her dry, ripened ovaries
macch82 t1_ixxlkff wrote
I could eat a peach for hours.
BobbleheadDwight t1_ixxotng wrote
Thanks, I hate this.
cosmernaut420 t1_ixxxlqc wrote
And a bouquet is just a big bundle of plant dicks.
UnimpressedWithAll t1_ixy1q42 wrote
And vaginas!
Jeramus t1_ixyfx88 wrote
TIL people forgot their biology lessons. Fruit has to come from some part of the plant.
klakkr t1_ixxrt1i wrote
Yeah im blocking you
DrManhattan_DDM t1_ixy2svx wrote
They taste just like they sound: delicious!
AgentElman t1_ixzhxh2 wrote
Wait until you hear what meat is.
MentallyMusing t1_ixxtm0u wrote
I wonder when they'll start telling us what types of fruit seeds have to go through the digestive system of animals and redistributed into the soil to be properly processed in mother nature's rule book to produce more of it's kind. We're great at genetically engineering for convenience sake and gladly refer to it as such once it's been put into practice and the proceeds have become a standard gift for us to grow accustomed to without the knowledge of the alternative natural production. Kona coffee got me thinking about that years ago because the beans get pooped out, and collected recieving a natural processing that we created chemical processes and machinery to perform for other types of coffee and beans we're sold as consumers. Apparently the quality and taste is heads and tails above the rest often being spoken about as having no good comparison in the coffee market and the price reflects it... Who knows, maybe it's all rumor and marketing ploys
No_Low_2541 t1_ixy3hnm wrote
Delicious stuff is often coming from sex organs. Sea urchin is one.
caspissinclair t1_ixz5if8 wrote
Damn. Vegetarians are savage.
Itchybumworms t1_ixzjo9t wrote
The smell of flowers and pollen in the spring is the scent of cum.
ExistingPosition5742 t1_iybivgi wrote
Yeah. Seasonal allergies are basically being allergic to plant jizz. Humans kinda caught in the mating season.
Sometimes I look out the window and see the pines dropping pollen and everything covered in yellow, and instead of going outside I just close the curtains, kinda embarrassed, and look away like "lemme give you your privacy". Plants have no sense of modesty.
H4llifax t1_ixz0byj wrote
More like a plant egg?
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