Submitted by FantastcMrFawkes t3_yqutq7 in springfieldMO
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PalPubPull t1_ivqozi4 wrote
You just didn't get to know the town well.
If you actually lived in Branson you would be converted to their shady ways and discrediting negative comments about it on Reddit.
Come back. We miss you.
samoan23 t1_ivqfjyx wrote
I lived down by Branson as a kid 6-14 then as an adult and there is some shady stuff
Wyldfire2112 t1_ivsiexg wrote
Cocaine is a brand of energy drink.
Cold417 t1_ivqz4xw wrote
For the unaware: Cocaine is an energy drink. I want to say this gas station has been doing this slogan for damn near a decade now.
Wyldfire2112 t1_ivsicgi wrote
Indeed.
It's like 280mg per can, which is like 3.5 Red Bulls or nearly two Monsters. It's basically a pre-workout energy supplement rather than a recreational beverage.
AlmightyStreub t1_iw7wuu7 wrote
A bunch of energy drinks have 300 mg of caffeine, which I agree is excessive, not uncommon though.
Railcharger t1_ivrcbho wrote
Unless it comes from the southern shore of Florida, it’s just known as sparkling meth.
RobCali509 t1_ivqry96 wrote
I grew up in small town near Springfield and most of SW Missouri is shady. Weird stuff.
Wyldfire2112 t1_ivsieqq wrote
Cocaine is a brand of energy drink.
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ForWhomTheCheeksClap t1_ivqxs1d wrote
Oh?
Wyldfire2112 t1_ivsieh1 wrote
Cocaine is a brand of energy drink.
ajt575s t1_ivqy3l0 wrote
This is brilliant! Lol
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Exotic-Republic5110 t1_ivqe33h wrote
I lived for quite a while in a city KNOWN to have a shady reputation, and also lived for about 6 months in Branson.
Branson was 100x more shady than that big city. Hands down.