Submitted by MrHChase t3_11gc2b6 in springfieldMO
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enickma1221 t1_janx1gv wrote
Clearly this is the work of Antifa
the_honeyman t1_japmgy1 wrote
Guilty. Our evil plan to never have another sunny day again is working well so far.
MrHChase OP t1_janyonc wrote
Wait, so the "snowflakes" control the weather? MATH ADDS UP
the_honeyman t1_japmpaf wrote
Hey. Shhh. We need the false-flag cover story that they're just being assholes calling us that. At least until we're ready to go global.
RipFlair t1_jao55ac wrote
Thanks a lot Obama!!!
vainamo- t1_jao77de wrote
Looks like OBUMMER is using his HAARP Weather Machine again! Getting ready to use JADE HELM to take our guns!
sourdoughbreadlover t1_japvpku wrote
Tha daggone tan suit made gawd angry and we missoruah folk takin the fall
allengator86 t1_jao1xmr wrote
Fake news. It isn't raining currently! Sad!
atruthtellingliar t1_jao2qii wrote
Many people are spraying this
allengator86 t1_jao405r wrote
Look. I've been to a lot of places. So many beautiful places. I have seen rain in these places. So I know rain when I see it. I do not see any rain. The surfaces are wet, but that's just the agenda of the radicals.
atruthtellingliar t1_jao6gsb wrote
There are many dry people on both sides
Ogtrot t1_japask3 wrote
This guys knew what was going on. Perfect rhetoric lol
Consistent_Speech713 t1_jaqsc4g wrote
The way I am laughing so hard from this OMG 😆
throwawayyyycuk t1_jao30xs wrote
All my experts (who are very good, the best, in fact) agree that is not raining
FateInTheRain t1_jap5kl3 wrote
WRONG!!!
Fuselol t1_janws3k wrote
Thank you Springfield’s meteorologist Ron Hearst.
amy-fu t1_janyeml wrote
Remember when Ron Hearst showed up in shorts and people lost their flipping minds? Two tornadoes on the ground and these asshats worried about shorts.
Fuselol t1_jao2ctt wrote
Lol no I didn’t get to see that. My wife’s phone is always on full volume, and every couple of hours Ron gives us a recording of the most obvious weather update. This post reminds me of that.
Moriartea7 t1_jaobqhd wrote
Hi, I'm meteorologist Ron Hearst, a new weather alert has been posted for your area.
Redditor_PC t1_jaopll8 wrote
Were we worried? I recall most people thinking it was hilarious.
Spiffy_Dude t1_jap8r7r wrote
Yeah it was a funny meme for a while. I didn’t know anybody was upset.
TrxpThxm t1_jaop4wc wrote
People straight up harass the female anchors/weather people too for how they dress. It’s wild.
MCLand t1_jatg6lq wrote
BleuHeronne t1_jaodd1s wrote
Those funny times when a romantic moment is suddenly punctuated by “Hi I’m KY3’s Chief Meteorologist, Ron Hearst. A new station alert has arrived for your area!”
SharksForArms t1_jatzo9y wrote
A coworker of mine had that shit going off all the time.
I've had my phone set to vibrate since like 2005 - When I hear Ron Fucking Hearst shouting at me from someone's crotch... I just don't understand why anyone would want that.
BleuHeronne t1_jbieepq wrote
🤣
snorlaxatives_69 t1_jaoaqj5 wrote
The gay agenda at work!!
nobile t1_janusgw wrote
I went outside to a meeting that started at 11 and the day was sunny and lovely.... got out just before 1 and had to run to my car or risk getting rained on. It was so cold my fingers turned purple LOL
SCORPIONfromMK t1_janwvdz wrote
It's 50 degrees out. You might want to see a doctor.
thisxisxlife t1_janywoe wrote
Good circulation is for pussies
[deleted] t1_jao3am8 wrote
Dicks need good circulation too.
SCORPIONfromMK t1_janz2d2 wrote
True
nobile t1_jao4dad wrote
I have Reynaud's Syndrome, and the rapid temperature changes trigger it
SCORPIONfromMK t1_jao4v59 wrote
Well that was fast, I'm glad you took my advice, stay warm out there.
[deleted] t1_jap1x9n wrote
Trickle down economics at work.
ArtisticTomatillo106 t1_japudmv wrote
It's funny how this trickle-down stuff smells like asparagus and it's yellow.
shavedcow t1_jao77xf wrote
This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we've seen from the standpoint of woddr
Benway23 t1_jaod35x wrote
This is a damn wholesome thread...
Why_T t1_jaokqwq wrote
#Dry Lives Matter!
00112358132135 t1_jao33fh wrote
Wow grape!
RoadHopeful7339 t1_jao5zye wrote
Contrails!!!!!
Sgthouse t1_jaoiza7 wrote
I’m sitting here in my house and somehow I’m not being rained on. Nice try, libtard.
Redditor_PC t1_jaoph6a wrote
Blocked.
Marlwolf_legends t1_jaoek8t wrote
ALL RAIN MATTERS
MCLand t1_jatga9o wrote
All *weather* matters
nleachdev t1_jaon9t0 wrote
Jfc so tired of the liberal bullshit on this sub /s
MonoChaos t1_jap23la wrote
Woke weather shoving their wet agenda down our sunny throats. 😤
FluidUnderstanding40 t1_jaod9fm wrote
Had a nice nap thanks to the rain. It was the shit
986Guy t1_jap0v6m wrote
Fucking Jewish Space Lasers controlling our weather!!!
jaycuboss t1_jap2vyo wrote
This is the world Joe Biden wants us to live in.
randomname10131013 t1_jap3ty5 wrote
Hopefully those libtard, book reading commies can't swim.
Rabid_Winner_500 t1_jap9az3 wrote
I'm never going to recover from this information.
cvt5f2 t1_jaomhxu wrote
No sun to kill the COVID. Guess I’ll settle for the injectable bleach.
BrilliantFunny3943 t1_jaossmo wrote
Define rain
AtomicDonkey2022 t1_japdx3z wrote
It’s just the (insert the political party that you don’t like)’s tears from those crybabies.
Heil_Hipster t1_jaqdpgz wrote
Thanks sleepy Joe
Live_Oak123 t1_jaqs8m5 wrote
You people are hilarious! (not /s)
Consistent_Speech713 t1_jaqsq3a wrote
This thread is amazing. I am surrounded by conservatives 24/7. I didn’t know people could think critically in this area. I really had no idea!
purplewines t1_jas3cw4 wrote
Rain is a simulation founded by our forefathers. They had the HAARP antenna before we had electricity. Lol came here to stir the pot 😂🤷♂️.
Kindmacklin t1_jb0bhy6 wrote
James River church told me that rain is not real and is really libtard satan juice that seeps into our children’s souls. They said to move to the desert where there is no rain. The bible says if you die of thirst you get a bigger gold mansion in heaven. Packing my bags.
fphillips93 t1_jas1ywu wrote
Joe and Kamala fuckin’ with the weather machine again 😂 Jk.
trashchan333 t1_janvsd7 wrote
That’s just what the damn liberals want you to think