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82ndGameHead t1_j38yn0g wrote

Okay, can we stop having athletes suffer horrific injuries this year?

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StrudelB t1_j39vbn4 wrote

Well this one was last year

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krish0 t1_j3cc6b2 wrote

Nope, it was just over 3 weeks ago. He finished the game, had surgery the next day and was told it would be 4 weeks of injury time. Came back last night, a week ahead of schedule. Edit*****and I just got the joke. Stupid me.

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blunsr t1_j390tno wrote

That's just nuts!!

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PJRTCGY OP t1_j3966lq wrote

> That's just nut!!

FTFY

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Tudar87 t1_j3c7636 wrote

As a man with one nut.. this gag never stops amongst friends.

Me: "Man that almost hit me right in the nuts!"
Friend: "Don't you mean in the NUT?"

Haha yes thank you for reminding me that I had cancer. Good times.

(Seriously though, I use comedy / make fun of myself as a coping method and it got me through without too much despair)

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PJRTCGY OP t1_j3d3uxy wrote

I knew a friend of a friend in high school who's second testicle didn't descend and all of his friends used to refer to him as 'Uni' and he would answer when people called him that. I can only imagine what kind of repressed trauma that caused.

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PandAlex t1_j392ptm wrote

I straight threw up in my mouth a little reading this

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whatsthehappenstance t1_j38ypqw wrote

Hockey players are different. MN Twins catcher Mitch Garver once took a foul tip ball to his balls and basically had to have emergency surgery.

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MrPelham t1_j3bzqvr wrote

Someone send this to Lebron

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BAMspek t1_j3b4b3s wrote

The ball on this guy!

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YounomsayinMawfk t1_j3c4h1v wrote

Hockey players are savages. I forget the exact details but I think it was Rich Peverley who had a stroke and in the ambulance, he asked EMT if they could take him back so he could get back in the game.

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ModsHaveTinyPPs t1_j3a85sf wrote

Man deserves to add on to his signing bonus for that

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Mantis-Taboggin t1_j3aa327 wrote

My guy’s sounded like Tiny Tim ever since

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nomorethan10postaday t1_j3bx2uu wrote

Adrenaline is one hell of a painkiller.

I know it's not comparable, but I once finished a cross-country ski race where I fell halfway through and my nose started to bleed. I did not feel the pain at all, I only noticed at some point that there was blood on my skies lol.

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SafetyMan35 t1_j3cfz6y wrote

Broke my Clavicle, and in the initial moments after, I said “I just need a little time to tend to the scrapes on my body when I fell and I’ll be fine.” 30 minutes later “I need to go to the Emergency Room”

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BroccoliOscar t1_j3byvlc wrote

The new nutcracker play is really violent…

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marklondon66 t1_j3cohbn wrote

Eh. Buck Shelford tore his open in the first half of a rugby test. Finished (and won) the game.
/Hockey guys are tough. Rugby players are right there with them.

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AkkaFoo t1_j38zo8f wrote

This is why hockey players are tough and all other athletes are bitch ass crybabies.

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