Submitted by PrincessBananas85 t3_1144bqk in sports
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AskJeevesAnything t1_j8uyc0l wrote
Wonder what he’ll be charged with
Chad_Broski_2 t1_j8v3vt8 wrote
Electricity I'd assume
Social_Engineer1031 t1_j8v85bs wrote
r/YourJokeButWorse
BarryKobama t1_j8v11ky wrote
110
sharksnut t1_j8vz6md wrote
AC
jay_mald t1_j8ujg6d wrote
Bravo 😂
TheRealRacketear t1_j8urpnq wrote
Must be a Battery Daddy.
usertaken_BS t1_j8uko1y wrote
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Video evidence of him beating someone and he got to play the entire season.
discodiscgod t1_j8ux07g wrote
At least he didn’t gamble on a game he wasn’t playing in tho.
Rarecandy31 t1_j8ux631 wrote
Or smoke weeeeeed
Sighlina t1_j8v609k wrote
Or protest police violence
coronavirusrex69 t1_j8xb8hm wrote
if all else fails he could go get executed by US troops and the NFL will give him commercials forever
SanDiegoSolarGuy t1_j8xmtz4 wrote
Washed up QB parachute
Bradiator34 t1_j8uycsy wrote
Which the NFL highly encourages everyone else to do, since they make money off it.
Second-Ancient t1_j8v6y2o wrote
They get Shakira out there for halftime then fine Jamaal Williams for doing a hip thrust.
420BlazeItF4gg0t t1_j8wf44d wrote
His hips lie, hers don't.
shredika t1_j8wiwqc wrote
Jamal’s hips never lie! The man is an angel!
KazahanaPikachu t1_j8v641j wrote
Wait who did that one?
Captpopsicle t1_j8v6ydw wrote
If a legit question, Calvin Ridley.
teeksquad t1_j8wjp0j wrote
Dude beat an old man with his posse. Now that I have a kid I’m not sure I can keep watching football with their lack of accountability for terrible humans.
seansy5000 t1_j8vfjuh wrote
Your ass would be sittin in jail. Mine too.
samdajellybeenie t1_j8ym0g6 wrote
And yet people still watch football.
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ItsEntsy t1_j8xnx2v wrote
link?
Chonghis_Khan t1_j8xtuhk wrote
You’re saying the got it on Kamara?
vbullinger t1_j8v2l4t wrote
Why'd they wait a whole damn year?!?
BarbequedYeti t1_j8v3xdy wrote
> Why'd they wait a whole damn year?!?
First time with Pro athletes and billion $ sports franchises?
coronavirusrex69 t1_j8xayt2 wrote
fully guaranteed supermax incoming!
noeagle77 t1_j8yey3u wrote
Watson hiding behind a bush to avoid suspension
Edit: was supposed to say suspicion but I’m leaving it
Sleyeme t1_j8v4e1l wrote
D.A’s or distract Attorneys gather info from the police records and build a case, that typically takes around 10-12 months when charges are filed and a warrant is issued.
vbullinger t1_j8wmzso wrote
If I did what Kamara did, I'd be arrested within a day and indicted within a week. I'd get a quick trial, be found guilty and probably go to prison for a couple years. All that would be settled before Kamara got indicted. I'd probably be halfway through my sentence already.
coronavirusrex69 t1_j8xb27y wrote
look at you with the special treatment lol
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Sleyeme t1_j8x6aah wrote
False, you’d definitely be arrested have a trial that night but you’ll be released if you make whatever bond is set, but your arraignment will in 2 week and Chan he’s are your actually trial won’t be for another year if you plead not guilty yourself, and if you plead guilty yourself you’ll still have to wait for sentencing hearings, if you plead not guilty, so no your statement is false
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swimbaitjesus t1_j8x5yu5 wrote
Gotta wait till fantasy is over bro
SolChapelMbret t1_j8vqbe2 wrote
Gödell of NFL sits on so much criminal shit, he just picks and chooses when to ‘disclose’ anything, especially after an elongated season.
Cborovsky t1_j8v0pcv wrote
Of course Derek Carr leaves Las Vegas for the saints and his eventual weapons start to get arrested
jorr1231 t1_j8v5tz9 wrote
Yep, who’s Carr gonna dump it off to in the flat on 3rd and 8 for a 2 yard gain now? 😢
SupplyChainPhd t1_j8v7jh3 wrote
Loool
terry_bradshaw t1_j8yqf4k wrote
TJ Hockenson to the saints?
samdc1985 t1_j8upkxm wrote
We’ll according to typical footfall contracts he’s up for a raise
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gu_doc t1_j8uvkwd wrote
I thought Alvin was smarter than that.
whatisthishappiness t1_j8uwniz wrote
No I think Simon was the smart one.
heidingout28 t1_j8uyey8 wrote
Theodore would like a word.
vbullinger t1_j8v2j3f wrote
Do
Do
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Do do do do!
haley_hathaway t1_j8wvjku wrote
Heard he just wanted the guy’s hula-hoop
Nyquil_Bustelo t1_j8uwumv wrote
High five
Second-Ancient t1_j8v71pu wrote
ALVIN!!!!!
RANDY_MAR5H t1_j8vg1ql wrote
It's incredible how you can make a ton of money and not ditch the people who will bring you down 5 times faster than you came up.
DryGumby t1_j8vgi0c wrote
Crazy how money and being good at sports doesn't make you a better person.
lopsidedskeleton t1_j8wylyb wrote
nonsense!!! just look at good old OJ!!! /s
Locha6 t1_j8vq8r9 wrote
It’s on video … how he’s still a free man is insane
KazahanaPikachu t1_j8v678f wrote
NOOOOOO and I liked him too. Didn’t know he was such a piece of shit.
pmikelm79 t1_j8vbo5c wrote
Getting in a fight at a night club does not make someone a piece of shit. It’s almost like the facts should be put out there first.
mrmcdude t1_j8vctmd wrote
Beating a normal guy down 4 on 1 as a professional athlete in a non-threatening situation does though. I'm willing to hear Kamara's side of the story... but it doesn't look good.
pmikelm79 t1_j8vd1el wrote
I guess Kamara is getting traded to Cleveland now.
SwampyThang t1_j8vjhy7 wrote
Cleveland is gonna be absolutely stacked if they get all of the assaulters.
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teeksquad t1_j8wjv4d wrote
Watch the video. He hit the guy who had a good 20 years on him from behind in a hallway. No excuse in any way shape or form
ItsEntsy t1_j8xoitw wrote
link?
DoggedDoggity t1_j8vlkik wrote
Now the Saints are gonna have to bring in Cordarrelle and Mike Davis…
twerkingmullet t1_j8uwo4i wrote
Imagine my surprise 🙄
chugonthis t1_j8v7kug wrote
Should have been indefinitely suspended like Calvin
CleaveIshallnot t1_j8wwk86 wrote
Love how after briefly describing a repercussive assault they then spend much more time listing his football stats.
Just an observation.
Read that article in 23.4 secs for 14 units of knowledge.
dadefresh t1_j905676 wrote
These are great stats! Did you do learning in college? You could have gone pro.
CleaveIshallnot t1_j90679m wrote
Yeah. I coulda been somebody.
I coulda been the champ.
But...
... Ok I just sucked.
Those 2 or more syllable words just killed me.
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Jassida t1_j8y0xce wrote
How did they fit in that?
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Nickp000g t1_j91osis wrote
This asshole nearly killed somebody, and has faced barely any discipline. This thug should be in fucking prison
Rackendoodle t1_j8vgb39 wrote
Has the energy crisis hit the US now too?
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SoupOrSandwich t1_j8ugo07 wrote
He's not that big, but I'm still surprised he could fit in a battery case