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GonzoDeadHead t1_j1nx7lf wrote
Did you notice the mom & dad gift?
TheIntrepid1 t1_j1oblhn wrote
What’s the middle one?
arsonall t1_j1odple wrote
Top row: butt plug, rabbit vibrator w/ clit vibrator.
The mom/dad: double dildo
Lower row: penis pump, dildo.
Bottom: anal beads, hitachi massager
shadowstorm100006 t1_j1ohrht wrote
You missed the blowup doll in the middle row.
ThunkAsDrinklePeep t1_j1ol6nn wrote
I think there's a Fleshlight above the doll.
shadowstorm100006 t1_j1omn6z wrote
That appears to be a gear from the conveyor belt.
ThunkAsDrinklePeep t1_j1omqur wrote
I think you're right.
hazpat t1_j1qj0vj wrote
Probably greased, still could be used as a fleshlight
toastspork t1_j1s0l1t wrote
r/dontputyourdickinthat
ImSoHungryRightMao t1_j1prtvo wrote
And the choo choo train.
PM_ME_ONELINERS t1_j1pw8ul wrote
This guy fucks
Comprehensive-Pie222 t1_j1odazk wrote
Penis pump
MrMastodon t1_j1pv5jw wrote
That kind of thing is my bag, baby.
jswaggs15 t1_j1nuypf wrote
I was just about to ask the same lmao
Z370H370 t1_j1qgz44 wrote
Yeah, a what plug
Pkuszmaul t1_j1nzs11 wrote
Sycamore Brewing does an inappropriate label for their Christmas beer every year. A few years back they had to pull and relabel because the State Alcohol Board banned the Reindeer Kama Sutra theme.
duhvorced t1_j1q52oo wrote
Smitty8054 t1_j1rjh0a wrote
Damn that’s funny.
“Daddy the reindeer are wrestling. One looks like it can’t breath”
“Go fill grandpas whiskey”.
Twerp129 t1_j1p31eu wrote
It's the TTB that Federally regulates alcohol labels and they can be a little ruthless, frequently banning any form of nudity.
ImprobableAvocado t1_j1px1lb wrote
Depending on the state it's both. And it was indeed the state board that got onto Sycamore for the blowjob reindeer can.
SpaceLemming t1_j1qev59 wrote
Funky Buddha down in Florida used to hide ducks in almost all of their labels until they got bought out and they started making worse beer.
toastspork t1_j1s123d wrote
kliqkliqboom t1_j1oo96h wrote
I def zoomed in on the background and convinced myself those cookie jars were filled with weed.
Kenevin t1_j1oxs4a wrote
They aren't?
Mr_Loureiro t1_j1tvsnc wrote
Worst Christmas ever
Im_Ashe_Man t1_j1pqqyk wrote
Same.
frankybling t1_j1qupqv wrote
That’s what I thought too
illwil2win t1_j1nt3fq wrote
A lot of butt play for dad lol
DudeWithAnAxeToGrind t1_j1o9h0p wrote
Plus a Swedish penis enlarger.
Jimmy5001 t1_j1qynis wrote
Dunno why this made me laugh out loud
Oahkery t1_j1oife4 wrote
Took me way longer than it should have to see what you were talking about. My mind was actually in the exact right place, but I just thought it was something embarrassing in the background of the photo, not the can itself.
tommywang1217 t1_j1oeyqs wrote
ok but the corgi is too pure to be in this picture
pajamasx t1_j1olv92 wrote
At first I thought the NSFW tag was just due to the Broncos getting railed.
AustinYQM t1_j1q6r8x wrote
>the Broncos getting railed.
Dad has a strange nickname.
mmobley412 t1_j1nuq3b wrote
DavoTB t1_j1o2d8u wrote
Perhaps the best response…,
jeepster2982 t1_j1ogre7 wrote
Charlotte area? I’ve been to that brewery a few times! I’ll need to look out for this in the store
nollsgame80 OP t1_j1ogt9o wrote
Bingo.
J0hnnyCache t1_j1onkov wrote
Holy shit I just had this on tap. It was amazing!
Fanatic_Foxx7422 t1_j1nvyrq wrote
Cute corgi
edebby t1_j1nzb74 wrote
Dad's gifts are way more awesome
yamaha2000us t1_j1o37sl wrote
They noticed.
nollsgame80 OP t1_j1o9qv5 wrote
Family is 60+ Aunts and Uncles. I don’t think so.
hamstervideo t1_j1oqxy3 wrote
Here's a shocking truth - 60+ year old aunts and uncles have had sex before, and have likely seen and used sex toys
-d00z3r- t1_j1q6uud wrote
And just to ruin Xmas for ya, they probably still fuck.....
Ksevio t1_j1qifnv wrote
Depends their eyesight I guess
Type_No13 t1_j1qo5ry wrote
the sex? cause you can do that in the dark. like why are farts smelly? so the blind can enjpy them also!
Type_No13 t1_j1qo0q2 wrote
and prolly had way more freeky sex then you and lots of it..
ubpfc t1_j1qz0m4 wrote
59 year old here: my wife and I fuck like rabbits and the magic wand is her favorite toy. Do young people really think 60 is past it’s sell by date? I still feel (and act) like I’m in my 20’s.
Mr_Loureiro t1_j1tvyts wrote
No they haven't, stop saying that!
sagetrees t1_j1p45g0 wrote
I mean...dad gets anal beads, a butt plug and and inflatable butt plug....
adamb863 t1_j1ouuug wrote
r/theyknew
oh_scar75 t1_j1p6pr2 wrote
I’m only focusing on the corgi
fnordzwodrei t1_j1qclja wrote
Not just Moms gifts...
nikonguy t1_j1nzabj wrote
Frankly Dad has cause for concern too... 🤣
BagofEndlessHugs t1_j1p3wc9 wrote
Corgi. Good doggo.
Far_Out_6and_2 t1_j1p39vt wrote
This bud’s for you lol
Commercial_Scale1882 t1_j1pbqjj wrote
Drank a couple of those. Did not notice that fun stuff
j1xwnbsr t1_j1pmupa wrote
More like Christmas Nookie, amiright?
rfargolo t1_j1ppfsc wrote
Sure, they didnt
Timely-Pepper533 t1_j1q3srw wrote
Is that some purp back there in them jars?
mrbowen724 t1_j1q84aw wrote
I bought and enjoyed this the other day and didn’t even notice… 😂
Robineggblue84 t1_j1qecl3 wrote
We bought my future MIL a gift card to the local adult toy store and an anal bead dog toy for Christmas this year...so this beer seems accurate.
howreadyru t1_j1qej5x wrote
Now I must find this brew… thanks for another life distraction
snakefist t1_j1qgbpl wrote
Hows about those Rams tho?!
PMmeYourNoodz t1_j1qi9bk wrote
or, now hear me out, they did notice.
ineednewgolfshoes t1_j1r6fbx wrote
But, how did you take the picture with both hands on the beer?
ziperhead944 t1_j1nwz5s wrote
Hahaha
Perfect_Camera3135 t1_j1ny7s3 wrote
Where did you buy this? I must get one! Fukin hilarious!
Heliopath512 t1_j1p5csr wrote
Sycamore Brewing out of Charlotte NC. Might be tough to find, its a smaller brewery.
Perfect_Camera3135 t1_j1qua9y wrote
TY
Trumpruinedamerica t1_j1o1dky wrote
bhillen83 t1_j1obhtn wrote
Dad’s into butt stuff too!
Juke_Joint_Jedi t1_j1oo0op wrote
She got those dildos I sent her, awesome.
steja89 t1_j1oqs3c wrote
I mean. Dad's a hoe too
piper63-c137 t1_j1ou215 wrote
Dad’s getting balls too!
Jordiscu7 t1_j1ou2nw wrote
Nobody talking about the fucked up eyes the dog has?
sixtyten6010 t1_j1ove3y wrote
And snout too... Dogs out here looking like its AI generated.
Thehan47 t1_j1oxyin wrote
Sycamore brewing is awesome! Love all their different beers
cacophonic7 t1_j1ozxyr wrote
You have kinky family!
aredd007 t1_j1p1uy7 wrote
Seems like they’re all for mom…
hjwood1986 t1_j1p47xb wrote
Took me a hot minute lol
Apod1991 t1_j1p5vsf wrote
CORGI!
I demand more pics of the cute corgi! Lol 😆
Radiation74 t1_j1pdquw wrote
Those nuts? Lol.
BabyYodaIsGod42069 t1_j1pffdk wrote
I don't know if I love this or hate it.
BabyYodaIsGod42069 t1_j1pfft7 wrote
I don't know if I love this or hate it.
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guitarmonk1 t1_j1qdwhh wrote
Hilarious!
HelloPanda22 t1_j1qlajx wrote
Is this beer available outside the charlotte area? This would be awesome to have for get togethers with my group of friends
Edit- darn, not available in my state or surrounding states.
freelilhomieee t1_j1qlm3e wrote
This man has to have three hands
NHGuy t1_j1qm03u wrote
That's fucked up
ediciusNJ t1_j1qr1y8 wrote
I was really hoping to find Christmas Cookie at Lowes Foods this year like I did last year, but no luck. How was this year's release?
informativebitching t1_j1qry8i wrote
Damn Charlotte getting racey
spicymeatballz28 t1_j1qw1yf wrote
I like your dog, looks like a Bertie
JayEll1969 t1_j1qznwc wrote
I guess moms gift was to cover the time it takes for dads gift to achieve maximum results.
Toxic_Politician t1_j1r2k2s wrote
Talk about pushing the envelope lol.
NyCanuck t1_j1r46r4 wrote
Here was my journey on this can:
Zoom in on bottom row Mom's gift - LOL it's probably a microphone but looks like a Hitachi
See Dad's gift on bottom row: omg that's anal beads... I guess it was a Hitachi lol
Check comments: Wait, there's more Mom and Dad gifts... go back to check picture
See middle and top rows: Penis pump, dildo, butt plug, rabbit, blow-up doll...wait is that a double sided dildo for "Mom and Dad"?
Me: How potent is this beer?
Kenshin6321 t1_j1takdq wrote
Your mom is gonna love her new microphone!
solareclipse999 t1_j1ntobt wrote
Didn’t know sex shops sold beer
joeri1505 t1_j1nt4mn wrote
Did you notice dad's gifts though?