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joeri1505 t1_j1nt4mn wrote

Did you notice dad's gifts though?

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GonzoDeadHead t1_j1nx7lf wrote

Did you notice the mom & dad gift?

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TheIntrepid1 t1_j1oblhn wrote

What’s the middle one?

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arsonall t1_j1odple wrote

Top row: butt plug, rabbit vibrator w/ clit vibrator.
The mom/dad: double dildo
Lower row: penis pump, dildo.
Bottom: anal beads, hitachi massager

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shadowstorm100006 t1_j1ohrht wrote

You missed the blowup doll in the middle row.

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ThunkAsDrinklePeep t1_j1ol6nn wrote

I think there's a Fleshlight above the doll.

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Pkuszmaul t1_j1nzs11 wrote

Sycamore Brewing does an inappropriate label for their Christmas beer every year. A few years back they had to pull and relabel because the State Alcohol Board banned the Reindeer Kama Sutra theme.

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Twerp129 t1_j1p31eu wrote

It's the TTB that Federally regulates alcohol labels and they can be a little ruthless, frequently banning any form of nudity.

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ImprobableAvocado t1_j1px1lb wrote

Depending on the state it's both. And it was indeed the state board that got onto Sycamore for the blowjob reindeer can.

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SpaceLemming t1_j1qev59 wrote

Funky Buddha down in Florida used to hide ducks in almost all of their labels until they got bought out and they started making worse beer.

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kliqkliqboom t1_j1oo96h wrote

I def zoomed in on the background and convinced myself those cookie jars were filled with weed.

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illwil2win t1_j1nt3fq wrote

A lot of butt play for dad lol

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Oahkery t1_j1oife4 wrote

Took me way longer than it should have to see what you were talking about. My mind was actually in the exact right place, but I just thought it was something embarrassing in the background of the photo, not the can itself.

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tommywang1217 t1_j1oeyqs wrote

ok but the corgi is too pure to be in this picture

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pajamasx t1_j1olv92 wrote

At first I thought the NSFW tag was just due to the Broncos getting railed.

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AustinYQM t1_j1q6r8x wrote

>the Broncos getting railed.

Dad has a strange nickname.

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jeepster2982 t1_j1ogre7 wrote

Charlotte area? I’ve been to that brewery a few times! I’ll need to look out for this in the store

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J0hnnyCache t1_j1onkov wrote

Holy shit I just had this on tap. It was amazing!

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edebby t1_j1nzb74 wrote

Dad's gifts are way more awesome

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yamaha2000us t1_j1o37sl wrote

They noticed.

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nollsgame80 OP t1_j1o9qv5 wrote

Family is 60+ Aunts and Uncles. I don’t think so.

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hamstervideo t1_j1oqxy3 wrote

Here's a shocking truth - 60+ year old aunts and uncles have had sex before, and have likely seen and used sex toys

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-d00z3r- t1_j1q6uud wrote

And just to ruin Xmas for ya, they probably still fuck.....

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Ksevio t1_j1qifnv wrote

Depends their eyesight I guess

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Type_No13 t1_j1qo5ry wrote

the sex? cause you can do that in the dark. like why are farts smelly? so the blind can enjpy them also!

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Type_No13 t1_j1qo0q2 wrote

and prolly had way more freeky sex then you and lots of it..

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ubpfc t1_j1qz0m4 wrote

59 year old here: my wife and I fuck like rabbits and the magic wand is her favorite toy. Do young people really think 60 is past it’s sell by date? I still feel (and act) like I’m in my 20’s.

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sagetrees t1_j1p45g0 wrote

I mean...dad gets anal beads, a butt plug and and inflatable butt plug....

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oh_scar75 t1_j1p6pr2 wrote

I’m only focusing on the corgi

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nikonguy t1_j1nzabj wrote

Frankly Dad has cause for concern too... 🤣

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j1xwnbsr t1_j1pmupa wrote

More like Christmas Nookie, amiright?

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rfargolo t1_j1ppfsc wrote

Sure, they didnt

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mrbowen724 t1_j1q84aw wrote

I bought and enjoyed this the other day and didn’t even notice… 😂

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Robineggblue84 t1_j1qecl3 wrote

We bought my future MIL a gift card to the local adult toy store and an anal bead dog toy for Christmas this year...so this beer seems accurate.

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howreadyru t1_j1qej5x wrote

Now I must find this brew… thanks for another life distraction

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snakefist t1_j1qgbpl wrote

Hows about those Rams tho?!

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PMmeYourNoodz t1_j1qi9bk wrote

or, now hear me out, they did notice.

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ineednewgolfshoes t1_j1r6fbx wrote

But, how did you take the picture with both hands on the beer?

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bhillen83 t1_j1obhtn wrote

Dad’s into butt stuff too!

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Juke_Joint_Jedi t1_j1oo0op wrote

She got those dildos I sent her, awesome.

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steja89 t1_j1oqs3c wrote

I mean. Dad's a hoe too

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Jordiscu7 t1_j1ou2nw wrote

Nobody talking about the fucked up eyes the dog has?

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sixtyten6010 t1_j1ove3y wrote

And snout too... Dogs out here looking like its AI generated.

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Thehan47 t1_j1oxyin wrote

Sycamore brewing is awesome! Love all their different beers

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aredd007 t1_j1p1uy7 wrote

Seems like they’re all for mom…

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hjwood1986 t1_j1p47xb wrote

Took me a hot minute lol

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Apod1991 t1_j1p5vsf wrote

CORGI!

I demand more pics of the cute corgi! Lol 😆

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HelloPanda22 t1_j1qlajx wrote

Is this beer available outside the charlotte area? This would be awesome to have for get togethers with my group of friends

Edit- darn, not available in my state or surrounding states.

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NHGuy t1_j1qm03u wrote

That's fucked up

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ediciusNJ t1_j1qr1y8 wrote

I was really hoping to find Christmas Cookie at Lowes Foods this year like I did last year, but no luck. How was this year's release?

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JayEll1969 t1_j1qznwc wrote

I guess moms gift was to cover the time it takes for dads gift to achieve maximum results.

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NyCanuck t1_j1r46r4 wrote

Here was my journey on this can:

Zoom in on bottom row Mom's gift - LOL it's probably a microphone but looks like a Hitachi

See Dad's gift on bottom row: omg that's anal beads... I guess it was a Hitachi lol

Check comments: Wait, there's more Mom and Dad gifts... go back to check picture

See middle and top rows: Penis pump, dildo, butt plug, rabbit, blow-up doll...wait is that a double sided dildo for "Mom and Dad"?

Me: How potent is this beer?

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Kenshin6321 t1_j1takdq wrote

Your mom is gonna love her new microphone!

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