Submitted by selfishvery t3_1258qhv in pics
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PositiveReckoning t1_je4o4zq wrote
Jared ended his career the same way he started it, trying to get into smaller pants.
YeuxBleuDuex t1_je4p78a wrote
Touche, now get out
Viper67857 t1_je6sw1o wrote
No, then the sign would say "fitness 3 inches into your child"
Crabchicken t1_je3o4rr wrote
the youtube guy?
bec70 t1_je41ind wrote
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Nappyheaded t1_je6gygm wrote
You're not old enough lol
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Which_Seaworthiness t1_je4agjg wrote
Who's Jared?
CaughttheDarkness t1_je4z63f wrote
Former Subway spokesman, turbo creep.
jerintex t1_je32cx2 wrote
That’s what I told Ya Mom
uReaditRight t1_je352u5 wrote
Subway trying everything they can to stay afloat
JonnyTactical t1_je38gno wrote
This is actually pretty effing funny.
yoshi14 t1_je31bwm wrote
eat fresh😉
Poopandtartarsauce t1_je35w8k wrote
I see they like to exaggerate size too. Their footlongs haven’t been a foot long in 20 years.
furiousfran t1_je4qnoc wrote
It's measured in Grindr inches
unicorn-dumps t1_je3b38r wrote
Can't wait to put it inside me!!
sugabeetus t1_je4925c wrote
The Subway by my house says, "Lettuce cater olive your events."
Nappyheaded t1_je6h2db wrote
That is less phallic
Les-Grossman t1_je391qd wrote
Charles barkley doesn’t only do commercials for them.
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Areon_Val_Ehn t1_je3puoa wrote
That’s in poor taste.
fitfeetgirl t1_je35qj1 wrote
Can you promise me you will actually be fresh?
CatchingRays t1_je3cs8y wrote
Sure. 1 fresh foot of sugar loaf.
callmefreak t1_je3ytkz wrote
r/theyknew
pawn288 t1_je476lg wrote
Wendys twitter would like a word subway
johnliberman41 t1_je4bbbg wrote
That joke is so old
Nappyheaded t1_je6hbov wrote
At least several times as old as what Jared was chasing
Spiritual_Fall_3969 t1_je4kk3l wrote
🤭
liberal_meateater t1_je4uwl2 wrote
Said the ghost of John Holmes.
I_Miss_Lenny t1_je5pi7q wrote
Nothing says “fitness” like big nasty fast food subs lol
jordanundead t1_je5vaoc wrote
Fuck subway and their sandwiches now starting at $15.
Delivery-Plus t1_je8mjmm wrote
I saw the same sign here in Monroe, too funny!
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I feel violated
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lapqmzlapqmzala t1_je48lxp wrote
eh
froghorse3345 t1_je34cis wrote
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Empire2k5 t1_je3qaf5 wrote
Is it the year 2000 again?
selfishvery OP t1_je3rrfj wrote
This was in Monroe, MI. Today. 😂
Tarantula_Saurus_Rex t1_je346fm wrote
A bigger concern among folks these days. Having a heightened awareness to expand on better health choices that help us rise up and widen our capacity for extended growth.
ThirteenSeas t1_je3ycvo wrote
You got down voted because of how logical and not-fun your comment is. But I upvoted you because you speak the truth!
ragigi t1_je36crj wrote
Context: Jared is back at subway