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shwepper t1_j9z48og wrote

I bet they smell dope

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ShadowDancer11 t1_ja1sr6m wrote

Depending on where he lives, I bet is smells like 2-5 years in the pokey.

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SoRod420 t1_j9z4308 wrote

What a beautiful boquet! She has good tastes

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Phyr8642 t1_j9z5ig8 wrote

Not that is true love!

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paulrudder1982 OP t1_j9z5nzc wrote

Indeed it is

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Pinga1234 t1_j9zndgl wrote

check that tire pressure on the front left tire

def looks low

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GarbageBagJuice t1_ja0vn82 wrote

It's just a really low profile tire. The dirt on the top makes it appear to be a regular profile tire.

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beakrake t1_ja1hmox wrote

With that much flower, his tire pressure is probably the only thing that's not going to be high for a while...

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justin_memer t1_ja1x1is wrote

What you wrote makes no sense

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eclecticboogaloo t1_ja27v0y wrote

He's just saying the dude is gonna have plenty of opportunity to get high on the weed he's holding

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average_jay t1_j9za2sx wrote

If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat, hmm?

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Consistent-Chicken-5 t1_j9zbu0t wrote

What part of Jamaica?

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average_jay t1_j9zcctr wrote

Right near the beach, woah-eee!

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jessep34 t1_ja1d1y5 wrote

What about that pearl necklace you gave Maryjane?

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TreeBearOne t1_j9ztlgd wrote

..dried flowers, its more of a potpourri

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ShortysTRM t1_ja0izuz wrote

"I thought you said your potpourri smelled like "Girl Scout Cookies?" This smells a lot like your last potpourri that you claimed smelled like "Lemon Cake," and frankly, I think they both smell like skunk's ass."

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Earwigglin t1_j9zfy4b wrote

Hey, its me, your brother from another mother.

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dpetz79 t1_j9zze4b wrote

She must think highly of you!

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iosefster t1_j9zbo26 wrote

I read that too fast and just saw "My Jamaican got me a bunch of flowers"

The double take, second reading made it more wholesome.

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jmmyerz t1_j9z60k0 wrote

Oh, no! It's within munching distance of the Doritos float!

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megadozz t1_ja57z2k wrote

Aw, now this made me want what y'all have! So adorable. It's not everyday that you meet a woman who will do something like this for you. She's a keeper and you both deserve each other!

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chimpyjnuts t1_j9zc72h wrote

Looks like you will have a very happy birthday indeed. Congrats!

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WHAMMYPAN t1_ja00tgt wrote

I suggest you treat this woman like the MAGNIFICENT QUEEN she is bruh!

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thekatsass2014 t1_ja0mbod wrote

I suspect that might be the highly dangerous and addictive drug Cannabis. Don’t let ‘em catch fire whatever you do. You’ll get that reefer madness and god knows what else.

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[deleted] t1_j9zgy9f wrote

Damn, your wife really loves you!

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gcbowler t1_j9zjwuq wrote

I love flowers 😁😁

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elmhing t1_j9zk329 wrote

Literally made my mouth water haha

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Saltbuttre t1_j9zqghn wrote

Serious question: Will that much weed keep for one or even two people? Feels like weed starts to get stale even when it's well-contained after only a month or so.

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salmonella7 t1_j9zspbx wrote

They make little pouches that regulate moisture content specifically to preserve weed, so if it's been properly dried and you chuck it in a jar with a few of those it should be fine for at least 4 months I'd say

IntegraBoost and Boveda are the two brands I've seen, but there might be others out there

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Saltbuttre t1_ja0960y wrote

Thanks

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voucher420 t1_ja3erd4 wrote

You can use kern or bell jars, the kind with the screw on two part lid used for canning. Use a clean jar (wash before using the new ones) that hasn’t been used for anything else. They seal completely air tight and don’t let any smell out. Better than the jars that dispensary weed comes in.

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dranaei t1_j9zvt9e wrote

I can smell this picture.

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M2ThaL t1_j9zyiwu wrote

That's a small bunch. Where are the Rasta them?

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best1taz t1_j9ze2ug wrote

Luckiest man on earth, me jealous big time

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Lepke2011 t1_j9zeyyi wrote

Hope she sends your mom a bouquet for Mother's Day.

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Moseo13 t1_j9zw75j wrote

Love chiseled in stone(r)

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Puzzleheaded_Let2053 t1_j9zwmxe wrote

I'd be mad if my partner got me flowers like that....they're clearly all dried out! 😉

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scifiwoman t1_ja2c8af wrote

Clearly rubbish, they should be incinerated, slowly, over a period of time, rolled up in little white tubes. I'm willing to help out to get the job done.

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weedium t1_ja0ltid wrote

The best flowers ever

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astuteman t1_ja0oi8r wrote

She's a super keeper man

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Tincho_4622 t1_ja5cj73 wrote

This is so adorable! I can't help it but adore your relationship.

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Prodiuss t1_ja040wr wrote

the most fragrant of bouquets.

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EKTOPLASMO t1_ja05ydj wrote

definitely a keeper ! HBD

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MrMastodon t1_ja06gao wrote

Put those in a vase for tobacco use only with some water.

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Federal-Blacksmith79 t1_ja08oyd wrote

I like your flowers, what a thoughtfull gift, she sure is a keeper

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datazulu t1_ja0adcq wrote

Oh wow! Is your wife married?

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Waltuh101 t1_ja0bpul wrote

My favorite flower

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[deleted] t1_ja0ezz3 wrote

Took me awhile thinking this looks like crap. But then it hit me.

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jmtbkr t1_ja0fp1d wrote

Ras!

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Insert_buttplug t1_ja0g1sw wrote

I’m not the smartest man on the planet, but those are some nice shoes.

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Sid15666 t1_ja0g5ya wrote

Man she’s a keeper there, take good care of her because she’s taking care of you!

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techchick101 t1_ja0vczy wrote

You got a keeper for sure my friend!

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pete_68 t1_ja0wews wrote

Knew I should have married that Jamaican girl.

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hermsted t1_ja0zejm wrote

Every post that gets to front page of someone's home or whatever reminds me how poor I am.

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Hourly- t1_ja146rh wrote

lawdamercy

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Goojus t1_ja1a615 wrote

Have fun trimming! Use rubbing alcohol to clean ur scissors

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Leviathansol t1_ja1b2b8 wrote

Never seen a Jamaican bouquet before.

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holden_mcg t1_ja1c9wy wrote

Awwww. And they looked like dried flowers too, so you can keep them around the house for awhile.

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laz21 t1_ja1cwse wrote

Dont like jamaica oh yeah..i love her dreadlock holiday

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JorgeXMcKie t1_ja1f51x wrote

I bought mine from a guy selling seashells by the seashore. True. :-)
I liked the last shell he sold me with seaweed inside.

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fkk2019 t1_ja1jcm0 wrote

💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

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teamporker46 t1_ja1jqtu wrote

Marry that woman ig yeah you already did smart man

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ratmanbland t1_ja1jzig wrote

i woold take a couple myself

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RockRevolutionary182 t1_ja1mb2n wrote

Ide be like wtf u waste money for but the cash in my PSN account if you want flowers I'll go steel some from the neighbors lawn

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rellsell t1_ja1ntkh wrote

Ahhh… I love Jamaica.

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Mr_Frible t1_ja1p5bm wrote

i've got a nice vase for a few of those buds gif

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BiasedReviews t1_ja1raln wrote

That’s like 2500 years worth of weed for me.

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Hanginon t1_ja1rgfc wrote

Best wife ever... (. ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ.)

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darri808 t1_ja1u30y wrote

Common Wife W

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13L0me t1_ja1z0a7 wrote

how lovely she must be 😃😃😃😀😀😀

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1B3A5T t1_ja1zu3g wrote

You have the best wife

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dikdaring t1_ja22mni wrote

See, real luv like mary j sang

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Poowheat t1_ja23r1s wrote

She got a sister?

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420rabidBMW t1_ja29ctp wrote

Well thats a guy sooo. Oh, Jake from State Farm?! What are u wearing Jake from State Farm

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williamggs t1_ja29k7m wrote

Nice Black cat in the background on the back

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the_barroom_hero t1_ja2a3ra wrote

No matter where I treat my guest they always like my kitchen best

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ebgthree t1_ja2kxhb wrote

🌿✨Happy✨Bornday❣️✨ 🌬️☁️

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DunchMeat t1_ja2kybl wrote

I can you have her send me flowers for my birthday too lol oh hell just send them now🤣🤣

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SwigTheRome t1_ja2va8z wrote

Hi I love your wife’s choice in flowers

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Ragnar_Lothbroekke t1_ja3a2m5 wrote

What a woman! Easy to *see that she’s the best female in the bunch, though the other females are high on the list.

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Bridge-Head t1_ja58trv wrote

What’s the big deal? They just look like a bunch of dried up weeds.

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gelmo74 t1_ja68jnt wrote

Common wife W! She's got that lover girl rizz, you're both lucky!

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Sure-Ad4273 t1_ja6r4uw wrote

Looks like you’re gonna have a happy birthday

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Photon_Pharmer t1_ja0fv18 wrote

I saw this and thought, wtf does it matter that she’s Jamaican. Then I saw the colors and thought oh they put a little Jamaican colored, oh never mind, that’s why.

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