Submitted by forgottentaco420 t3_11wjfy5 in philadelphia
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forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcy9nas wrote
Nature is truly healing
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SoigneBest t1_jcyhz2z wrote
Show the parking job and let us decide! Lol
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcyi540 wrote
it's down in the comments somewhere
_SundaeDriver t1_jd1c77a wrote
It only shows your close to the curb. We want to see the how you parked to judge for ourselves. Person was probably right. If they thought it deserved a note, it probably did. Welcome to the city
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jd1xiqp wrote
I’ve lived in the city my entire life, one. I was the only car left on the block when I was leaving for work, so taking a picture of my car the other way didn’t make sense to me because what would it have shown? I said a million times in the comments too, I pulled in behind someone, and there was an open space behind me. It was a completely average park job.
choppedrice t1_jcyhj20 wrote
The charm was yesterday when an old lady I didn’t recognize banged on my front windows and door for a solid 30 seconds till I opened the front door because she wanted to tell me my chewy package arrived 🥰
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcyii68 wrote
Wait my neighbor would do this a lot when we first moved in three years ago, or she'd take our packages into her house while we were at work and leave a note on her “9/11 Never Forget" post its on our door to let us know she had them. Sweet lady.
SleepinSnorlax t1_jcz69qe wrote
I can’t read well and was super confused. I thought she left a note on your door that said “9/11 never forget” to let you know she had your packages.
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcz7e86 wrote
I just cackled. I definitely could’ve worded it better. They were custom post it’s that said “9/11 Never Forget” around the border and had the twin towers in the corner. She must have thousands
lady_MoundMaker t1_jd2xcsm wrote
9/11 never forget
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StevenFromPhilly t1_jcyjwz4 wrote
Everything is spelled correctly.
Must've been one of the people that spent $425,000 for a row home with an ensuite around the corner from a heroin den.
Lower_Wall_638 t1_jcz29kn wrote
I have worked in port Richmond for over 20 years. Ten years or so back I was at the target, grocery shopping and talking to my wife on the phone. I mush have been moving slowly through the isle, because a woman behind me said “out of my way, fa$&@t.” I was shocked and stood there for a minute. Before I could respond, she said “you heard me fa$&@t” and walked by me.
Charming people, the Port Richmond folks.
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tiny-e t1_jcyof6i wrote
Better than my 80 year old neighbor who just took it upon himself to key cars when they parked in a way he didn't care for
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcyoiu2 wrote
Fuck that…. To be fair, I do suspect this to be one of my 80 year old neighbors lol
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcy7cpr wrote
To clarify I parked in the same spot that I always do, on the tiny side street next to my house. I was literally an inch from the curb lined up with the car in front of me, and enough room behind me for another car.
RoverTheMonster t1_jcy7tr5 wrote
So why would they think you're "so fucking bad at parking it's actually hilarious"?
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcy7z4i wrote
I’ll post a picture of the park job, but my nut ass neighbor just slashed someone’s tires for parking too close to the curb last week. It’s a lose lose.
becky269 t1_jcyrh3p wrote
Lmao slashed the tires for being too close to the curb, what?! 😭
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcyso31 wrote
Yes!! I woke up in the middle of the night and my window was open, I heard a woman outside crying and telling the cops everything. The two tires on the side of the curb were slashed. We don’t know for sure who it was, but we have our suspicions.
thehoagieboy t1_jcyrsih wrote
How close were you to the other cars? Any signs you were ignoring?
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcyscbq wrote
I pulled behind a car, who was parked just as far off the curb as me, and I definitely gave enough room. No one parked behind me until way later in the night.
thehoagieboy t1_jcytmxv wrote
I’d guess that another bad parker got the note then and placed it on your car to be funny. I’d do that myself, if I was a bad parker, which I’m not.
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butatwutcost t1_jcycn6f wrote
Plot twist: OP wrote the note for someone else’s car
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcyjvvr wrote
I’m too much of a baby for this nonsense
Bunnymomofmany t1_jcy9d8r wrote
Come on man, what do you expect from the city that looks the other way in the winter when someone gets beat down for moving someone else’s lawn chair in the snow!? 🤣
SoigneBest t1_jcyi7d9 wrote
We all know if you didn’t shovel the spot and it’s not your lawn chair, you don’t touch the fucking lawn chair.
mj1814 t1_jcz6x0e wrote
For real. This is a right civilized society we're living in!
SoigneBest t1_jcz8dru wrote
I’m saying I wouldn’t tempt fate, civilized or not.
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Hib3rnian t1_jcycwq8 wrote
Be thankful it's not dog shit 🤷
Sunset_Bleu t1_jcygzrm wrote
Is that what that means? Someone left a green bag of dog poop on my car a few weeks ago, and I had a feeling it was because they didn't like the way I parked. Which for starters I can't figure out why. I was parked normally on the street like everyone else. Maybe I parked in someone's saved spot or something.
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcyhqke wrote
https://imgur.com/3qikmvr
This is how I was parked if it makes you feel any better. I drive a compact so there was plenty of room to go around me, park behind me, etc. Someone probably wanted your spot.
Sunset_Bleu t1_jcyul2q wrote
Yeah I don't know what that person was thinking. This looks perfectly acceptable to me.
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcywr8c wrote
Even if I am not close enough to the curb, like you said I don’t think it’s that big of a deal…
SoigneBest t1_jcyilvz wrote
You said you were an inch away from the curb, that ain’t an inch! Lol jk, but seriously though on a side street you need to be closer to the curb
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcyirp2 wrote
It’s not the middle of the street like a dickhead either! I’m scared of getting too close because I said it in another comment, my neighbors tires got slashed for parking too close to the curb and got a note too. Also I park in this spot 99% of the time, so I think someone just wants the spot.
SoigneBest t1_jcykdgn wrote
You’re right and I was giving you shit. Lol. It’s tough, you’re damned if you do and you’ll get called a “ stupid fucking dickhead” if you don’t. Lol. God I miss being home
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcyknlw wrote
Oh I know, I got you!
Indiana_Jawns t1_jcypszf wrote
Looks like you might be too close to the intersection. If you’re too close there isn’t enough room for people to make the turn
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcypy3j wrote
There was an entire spot open behind me, and someone had parked there last night after me.
claudedusk8 t1_jd0b87r wrote
I can see it.
Indiana_Jawns t1_jcyqnes wrote
It's tough to tell from this angle, but I'm guessing that bollard is the further back you can legally be parked. Anything behind it will obstruct turning radiuses and sight lines. If your tail end is too close you're parked illegally, even if there's enough clearance for a car to fit behind you and not be int the intersection itself.
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcyrhcd wrote
My car is a super tiny compact, so my car ends before the pole. But people park up against that corner all the time, including big ass trucks. I don’t because I don’t want to get hit.
Indiana_Jawns t1_jcysdgb wrote
Fair enough, I'm reacting based on past experience with people who think because they aren't a full foot into the street they're parked legally. It's especially common in Fishtown and Port Richmond.
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcysvq0 wrote
Oh trust me, I’d never 😭 I see it all the time, people who do that must have enough money to not give a shit about their car. I do not, lol!
JesusOfBeer t1_jcz4xm8 wrote
Straighten the wheel out… your car could quickly get all sorts of damage if they make contact with your wheel as it’s angled out. We have a couple compact cars where I live and they tend to be the worst offenders of parking to ensure there’s room for everyone. Tbf, the worst offenders tend to have license plates from NJ
_jeremybearimy_ t1_jczeeq5 wrote
The only thing I can think of is that maybe you left too much space in front, between the other car. But I've never heard of people getting upset about that here in Philly, and you said someone fit behind you. But that is something people get upset about in places with terrible parking, as if you leave too much space then not as many cars can fit on the block. So it could be that, and the person who left the note has a long car.
Not accusing you or anything, just theorizing here
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jczexjn wrote
Unless the person who I parked behind pulled out, which is totally possible, I parked right behind them. But that would totally make sense because it was a large car I parked behind, if a smaller car pulled in it probably looked goofy. When I went out this morning to leave for work my car was the only one left on the block so I’ll never know!!
_jeremybearimy_ t1_jczf7up wrote
Ohh ok yah this is my guess then - people left and it resulted in you looking like you just chose a random ass spot on the block. Doesn't really justify the note but hey, notes are a good way for people to get some anger out of their system LOL
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jczfecj wrote
If that’s the case the note is now 100 times funnier to me.
Jack_Carver93 t1_jczkcav wrote
Looks like the corner of Thompson and Amber
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JesusDied4U316 t1_jcyr31q wrote
"Brotherly love" <3
becky269 t1_jcys1cv wrote
If it makes ya feel any better, hong kong deli (on gaul and westmoreland) DUCT TAPED a note to my windshield that said “no parking in sidewalk!” While i definitely was not on the sidewalk or even on the curb
BottleTemple t1_jcyxw64 wrote
>“no parking in sidewalk!” While i definitely was not on the sidewalk or even on the curb
But were you in the sidewalk?
ILaikspace t1_jczlel6 wrote
You should probably start parking better
Equal-Macaron4698 t1_jcyyjk0 wrote
It's the only way
BottleTemple t1_jcz1s5a wrote
Nice poem.
sauce-ome-sauce t1_jcz28p3 wrote
Much poetry, very beautiful
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jcz5i0r wrote
Going to frame it and keep it in my studio
The19thcircle t1_jcz2wx4 wrote
Frame it and hang it in a grungy dive bar
Electr_O_Purist t1_jczfb21 wrote
I mean…how bad was your park job, though?
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jczfme1 wrote
I posted a picture down in the comments somewhere. I pulled into the spot behind a large car when I got home yesterday, and there was more than enough room for someone to park behind me. 🤷♀️
tastycakebiker t1_jcznq7y wrote
Am I the only one laughing at how it’s pretty solid penmanship?
Aggravating-Pie5338 t1_jd02rs2 wrote
Aww a note. That’s cute. That’s all I have to say about that.
import2001 t1_jd051yz wrote
Its how we say “I love you” in Philly 🤣🤣
squirreltalk t1_jd0d2cb wrote
Most sane interaction over parking.
bibbitybobbityfuck t1_jd0dg5v wrote
That's just Philadelphia giving you a gruff hug.
jackmeawf t1_jd0op9h wrote
That's true love
Five2one521 t1_jd0p6vn wrote
Well, how bad did you park?
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jd1y9ob wrote
Pretty average in my opinion!
SBRH33 t1_jd0zlrm wrote
But did it get scraped up?
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jd0zoda wrote
Not yet!! Returned from work to park in the same exact spot tonight, we’ll see!
CroatianSensation79 t1_jd1kh0w wrote
How bad was your parking? Hahaha now if you parked on someone’s sidewalk on say a street like Clearfield, I don’t blame them. Haha
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jd1xq9q wrote
I posted it down in the comments. I don’t do sidewalks trust me, lol. But I think it’s crazy that just around the other side on Indiana there’s 3 cars that park on the sidewalk every night and I’ve never seen a note. I’m a little to far off the curb ONE time and I get this beautiful love letter I will cherish my whole life.
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Fourlec t1_jcz28iu wrote
Depending on how you parked I might agree with the note leaver.
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Capkirk0923 t1_jczl0vr wrote
I guess they took a break from putting up their Nazi stickers to critique your parking
forgottentaco420 OP t1_jczntcb wrote
I think you’re right
huebomont t1_jd06uv9 wrote
car people are so weird lol
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rossdowdell t1_jcyrv21 wrote
Two responses:
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ChatGPT woke up in a pissy mood.
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What's the difference between this note and 75% of r/philadelphia posts?
AdministrationNo9238 t1_jd2qxsn wrote
At least it’s not on Nazi letterhead.
Moose2157 t1_jcy8ot7 wrote
By wishing harm to your car and not your person, the author shows how soft Philly has become.