InternetPeon t1_jadd9is wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:03 PM

I wonder how many UFO sightings are just bird poop on the windshield of your car or aircraft?

ash_274 t1_jadjy9w wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:45 PM

The HMAS Sydney tried to shoot down a Japanese bomber for a bit before they realized it was the planet Venus

InternetPeon t1_jaewadu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:56 PM

Can confirm - the planet Venus is now a smoking ruin on the side of the highway.

The_White_Light t1_jadggn6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:23 PM

I've seen a number of clips of "UFOs" that were actually just water spots on a window that was out of focus.

Rotsei t1_jadysh2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:18 PM

Soooo... a UFO from Uranus?

area_tribune t1_jaeoo0f wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:04 PM

Well, not MY anus.

LazyMayz t1_jadw6yp wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:02 PM

I don't know how they can be so confident, if they didn't even try to shoot it with a missile yet

M00NGRAPHIX t1_jaeqy4h wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:19 PM

A smudge on the lens????

Own-Willingness-3935 t1_jadrbnf wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:31 PM

Don Lemon was monitoring Jussie Smolletts attackers but also realized that it was just bird poo on his windshield.

Infynis t1_jaeicjj wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:23 PM

How long did he sit there watching totally stationary bird poop?

[deleted] t1_jadjk4s wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:42 PM

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jazzjackribbit t1_jadnvmv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:09 PM

He'll never hear the end of it.

Itsnotmeitsyoumostly t1_jaeoxxx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:06 PM

Elementary my dear Watson.

[deleted] t1_jaehz87 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:20 PM

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The84thWolf t1_jaeyqy1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:14 PM

There’s needing glasses, then there’s this.

epi_glowworm t1_jaeyif4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:12 PM

Is the average Dutch just naturally high?

i_should_be_coding t1_jae9de9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:25 PM

My daughter did the same thing a few weeks ago on a drive. Asked me what was that little black thing that was ahead of us on the road. Was a bit of dirt on the windshield.

She's 6 and wears glasses, though. What's the cop's excuse?

Antiquemooses t1_jadd4m5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:02 PM

I had no idea white people were so afraid of balloons

Ahab_Ali t1_jadgke0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:24 PM

They associate them with clowns.

SelectiveSanity t1_jadllcy wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:55 PM

And clowns are goddamn terrifying enough without them.

Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield

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