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Chron_Solo t1_j60zbvc wrote

Nice of it to let you know when it's coming. Arrange pillows on your bed to make it look like you're in there, then hide in the corner with a .45 and bag yourself one fantasy creature.

... Or you could Home Alone that shit with some slippery stairs, heated doorknobs, and swinging paint cans.

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ooorezzz t1_j60yd7l wrote

The fuck? You didn’t call the cops? You don’t have inside security cameras? You don’t have weapons to protect yourself?

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