Submitted by D3ATH_ADDER t3_120z6n9 in newjersey
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Summoarpleaz t1_jdjyg7v wrote
Well.. it’s no longer an outdoor snake I can tell you that much.
hwmtb t1_jdofa4w wrote
Your words reminded of the classic “the front fell off” bit.
hazmatt57 t1_jdk110q wrote
I’m disappointed with this question based on your username.
thewetsockdevil t1_jdkafa1 wrote
Dekay's brown, as mentioned. Put it back outside, it will keep the rodent population in check. Edit: another user brought to my attention that Dekay's do not eat rodents, but primarily feed on small invertebrates. Still good to have, especially if you have a garden.
orthopod t1_jdkrg20 wrote
Also indicates that there is a rodent problem.
backwynd t1_jdl40uc wrote
>New Jersey
¯\(ツ)/¯
onyxpup7 t1_jdm2y8c wrote
hahah, true
the_last_carfighter t1_jdm5j5r wrote
I have a cat problem, they're peeing everywhere, rodents tho, no problem. I'm lobbying the town to get some gorillas to take care of the cat problem.
onyxpup7 t1_jdm7kik wrote
I wonder if your cat problem has taken care of your rodent problem?
Jokes aside, maybe your county has a TNR program? I’m in South Jersey so my critter problems are all well rounded ಥ_ಥ
Truthseeker24-70 t1_jdm8ic5 wrote
Cat problem, not possible. You simply have potential friends and companions.
ratinthecellar t1_jdlcnn9 wrote
I think it just eats bugs, not rodents
Tasty_staceiy t1_jdn3b5g wrote
Snake that eat just bugs👀??
ratinthecellar t1_jdqf41h wrote
yeah, slugs and worms and snails
Katzesensei t1_jdli5k1 wrote
These guys eat exclusively slugs, snails and earthworms.
thewetsockdevil t1_jdngiui wrote
Good to know, I was not aware. Still good to have around.
Candy-Level t1_jdl7qzd wrote
Always called these “Rat snakes”… assuming they are one in the same?
ratinthecellar t1_jdlcqzn wrote
I think they just eat bugs and slugs
Katzesensei t1_jdli7n9 wrote
Nope, rat snakes are different.
thewetsockdevil t1_jdngnwi wrote
That is the problem with what we call common names, actually. There are probably a dozen or more species of snakes in the US that people call rat snakes, but they are all distinct species. Here in NJ, I believe we have black rat snakes, which are different from these guys.
Stretchholmes1972 t1_jdjpbz8 wrote
That is what we call a "nope rope" in the business
OtherAcctWasBanned11 t1_jdk13hc wrote
We'll also accept "Danger Noodle" in the business.
Stretchholmes1972 t1_jdk3s0v wrote
Yes we do thank you
the_last_carfighter t1_jdm5eqk wrote
Yes no thank you
Thisismypasswprd t1_jdjtmbr wrote
What business? It's a harmless snake
Stretchholmes1972 t1_jdju553 wrote
It's a joke!
Stretchholmes1972 t1_jdju75q wrote
Newbie's
Thisismypasswprd t1_jdjvxv3 wrote
I know. But the joke doesn't work cuz if you were in the business it's barely a nope rope
19374729 t1_jdk0iad wrote
be cool guys the fun police is here
Stretchholmes1972 t1_jdjw8x5 wrote
It is in the Ophidiophobia business
primefrost96 t1_jdltdr3 wrote
r/whoosh
Fallen_Mercury t1_jdklh7g wrote
The
Thisismypasswprd t1_jdm1o3f wrote
Underrated comment sir
NicParkSutt t1_jdk6vbz wrote
… that you brought inside?!
EN_TlTY t1_jdkaoyz wrote
what part of jersey are you from so i know where to stay away
ManacondaPipe t1_jdkb7y8 wrote
Lmfaoo took the words right out my mouth 🤣🤣🤣
scyber t1_jdmd2ei wrote
Snakes are common throughout most of new jersey. Even urban areas will have snakes in parks and wooded areas.
thebearbearington t1_jdkt9uc wrote
We small just fuck off
chocotacogato t1_jdk7lmd wrote
Brown snake! I remember my teacher kept it as a pet in class and we would catch bugs and worms to feed her!
Motivator9931 t1_jdjx7q7 wrote
It's a wiggly pretzel.
StNic54 t1_jdjyov5 wrote
If you find it by the supermarket, it’d be a Piggly Wiggly pretzel
OttomanTwerk t1_jdkk256 wrote
Where the hell in Jersey is there a damn Piggly wiggly? No one from NJ would step foot in a store with such a dumbass name.
StNic54 t1_jdkl416 wrote
But Acme are fair game? Good luck with your cartoon dynamite.
s1ugg0 t1_jdlyseq wrote
One of the greatest disappointments of my life was learning as a small boy that the grocery store chain is not the one who sells dynamite to Wile E. Coyote
StevieRaveOn63 t1_jdlxldl wrote
Because Wawa sounds so much more intelligent? lol
OttomanTwerk t1_jdm2jws wrote
Yes. It does.
VXMerlinXV t1_jdl3n2r wrote
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t touch the snake
grimsb t1_jdl4aq7 wrote
and the snake won’t bite you
VXMerlinXV t1_jdlv2nd wrote
Yep, that’s officially part of the rhyme now. TY
SecretGardenBlondie t1_jdkudft wrote
Brown snake harmless. I freaked out when I found one similar a few years ago laying in the sun on my patio. Neighbor came over and told me they are common and live in the rocky area in our yard
PizzaPoopFuck t1_jdk1mez wrote
That’s Mike the sneg
impracticable t1_jdjne4f wrote
that's an oroboros
Dbssist t1_jdkf6iq wrote
Adoraborous, I think you’ll find.
D3ATH_ADDER OP t1_jdlax5t wrote
i released him soon after taking this picture. thanks for all the help. and for those wondering, i live in the woodbridge area.
shinzantetsu t1_jdly8oi wrote
same here,i live right near the rahway prison on the border.732 boiiiiiiii
Careless_Pause2419 t1_jdmeuls wrote
WTF I didn’t know there’s a prison in Rahway
andrewdok t1_jdmxc04 wrote
You must be living under a larger rock than that snake
shinzantetsu t1_je0sckk wrote
well its technically in avenel but its near the border of rahway,its named the NJ east prison i believe.
MTV back in the 90s made a doc involving a scared straight program that happened to be in this prison,check it out because its hilarious.
Younicycle t1_jdmkatb wrote
How the hell did it survive in this cold?!?
Available-Meeting598 t1_jdp3uiz wrote
May of just been born not to long ago. It is Spring after all!
baeliensexist t1_jdmsh8n wrote
Stoppppp 🤧🤧🤧🤧
Available-Meeting598 t1_jdp41ps wrote
Cool 😎
FawltyPython t1_jdkhx9e wrote
That's Henry
ShallowFreakingValue t1_jdkqatq wrote
That’s Robert
CoffeeMug2021 t1_jdjmx9g wrote
May be a northern brown snake
theflyingscroll t1_jdkbthe wrote
Auntie Adder’s Pretzel
adamfrom1980s t1_jdlsvcs wrote
Bruce Snakesteen
CaitlinNJ79TX t1_jdmbcr8 wrote
Justin Timbersnake
russbobderp t1_jdmc0g8 wrote
Gaga the snek lady
adamfrom1980s t1_jdmxzgs wrote
Snaky Gaga
jrjordan30 t1_jdjzakd wrote
It’s called Run. Just Run.
firstbreathOOC t1_jdkk0gm wrote
iNaturalist is awesome for animal IDs
carpentersglue t1_jdk2xsc wrote
Hims tangled snek.
PuzzleheadedLion2 t1_jdlj4hf wrote
"Need help identifying snake found in backyard"
"Need help identifying snake found in backyard...that is now in my sink"
Zaknoid t1_jdk4bqn wrote
I think that's a pure Alabama Black Snake.
LittlestOtter t1_jdkefdw wrote
"she say too beaucoup, too beaucoup"
Liveslowdieslower t1_jdmn8hs wrote
Oh that's a sneaky snek.
TriggerTough t1_jdjp9vq wrote
Death Adder. Hide the kids.
bibdrums t1_jdjz9xa wrote
Hide yo wife.
Deepeye225 t1_jdjzo31 wrote
and hide yo husbands too..
jkurl1195 t1_jdk3b6q wrote
Everybody's gettin' snakebit.
Yoshiyo0211 t1_jdkcvz1 wrote
:: everyone cheers::
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👏
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BzztYeow t1_jdkxk5s wrote
Looks like a Northern Brown Snake, has all the key identifiers from http://newjerseysnakes.com/.
Mikey_Meatballs t1_jdlkv74 wrote
Snakey McSnakepants.
Familiar-Avocado-723 t1_jdk8uvk wrote
Could be a Northern Water Snake. Although the ones I’ve seen around here have an orangish tint to the underside.
Edited to add: I think the brown snake ID is correct.
GormyGorm t1_jdklhga wrote
omg you found Frank
farfacogin t1_jdl1mdg wrote
Lucky it wasn’t a northern water snake, the one I met in milburn wasn’t friendly, not in least
airbornejoel t1_jdk350t wrote
Noodles
pleuvonics t1_jdked7r wrote
Tekashi 6ix9ine
avbade1 t1_jdpgvb2 wrote
he lost his rainbow
kendrickislife t1_jdkn8k8 wrote
You bought it inside? 🫢
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logan44man t1_jdkw39n wrote
Looks real to me
JerseyGeneral t1_jdkw5gu wrote
That would be a nope rope.
KangGuruAus77 t1_jdl2lc6 wrote
If you ever need help with snakes send me a message. There’s not a snake on this earth that I can’t name
alexstuntin t1_jdl3djl wrote
a python
Drewthisway t1_jdl3obh wrote
Scary
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69superman t1_jdlb1xj wrote
I don’t know what kind of snake but I wanna boop the noodle.
Busy_Cherry4952 t1_jdldrgi wrote
If you found it in the garden next to a your supermarket it's garden brown pigglie wigglie pretzel. 😁😁
dailysmokes t1_jdlf1gf wrote
A snake
Mystery_Per t1_jdlh5pj wrote
Nope rope
tylerb011 t1_jdm4i4m wrote
Creative_Shoe6086 t1_jdm51lr wrote
that snake is Harvey.
seniorscrolls t1_jdm55q4 wrote
That's Jericho Cornflash he's a really chill guy, like the least toxic dude he's super chill. Last I saw him he was hucking ears of corn over at the market.
TheRealGmalenko t1_jdmcwi0 wrote
Infinity Snake
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JP0107- t1_jdmlkdl wrote
I’m pretty sure it’s a highly venomous king cobra snake. Please be careful When handling not to take the slime coating off of it as it can possibly get a disease from poor handling
Davarino279 t1_jdmn86p wrote
I live in Ocean county we have water moccasins and pine rattlesnake and of course all the harmless snakes.
Davarino279 t1_jdmnz2j wrote
A northern copperhead and timber rattlesnake
valeofraritan t1_jdmoazn wrote
Only the eastern rattler and cottonmouth are dangerous snakes in this state. That's neither. The only dangerous wildlife here is bipedal. The rest are scared of the humans.
Seasiren323 t1_jdmobcr wrote
Black snake
TrueGeminiJay18 t1_jdn9fki wrote
Looks to me like a Garter snake.
OxygenSherpa t1_jdnrz15 wrote
"Asp, very dangerous, you go first"
Jennifer_glitter t1_jdnwlr2 wrote
I’m in south Jersey seen one a few months ago while walking the dog
Smooth-Evidence-3970 t1_jdou8yg wrote
I’d keep it as a pet looks pretty rad
Available-Meeting598 t1_jdp3evt wrote
Aww it looks scared 😟
tex8222 t1_jdp8bvs wrote
This is Bob.
force263 t1_jdpjxec wrote
On South Park they said a snake was harmless. Then it ate a man in like 3 seconds and shat out the skeleton. So…be careful
wolf-eju t1_jdpm99c wrote
Common water snake
Ambitious-Box-9884 t1_jdkincu wrote
It could be a garder snake
Potate_toes t1_jdkjjmb wrote
The slithery kind
ChesterNorris t1_jdkkkbf wrote
it iz snek.
WeirdSysAdmin t1_jdktvaf wrote
Jake_FromStateFarm27 t1_jdkqjhg wrote
Nope rope
grwilkes88 t1_jdkvdtp wrote
Cute 😊
makingmozzarella t1_jdkyw1a wrote
Yea pretty sure that’s a snake. Need more pics though.
rarerednosedbaboon t1_jdl20dx wrote
Black mamba
Ecstatic-Passage-113 t1_jdlqmda wrote
Clearly a diamond back rattler.
wildwillybillyboy t1_jdm6odu wrote
Black momba
gunnBUTT t1_jdmfjtz wrote
Looks like they
Agreeable-Scene-8038 t1_jdk3llr wrote
Garter snake. There’s lots of different color morphs. And they can be surprisingly large.
lajih t1_jdklfzi wrote
downright huge even if you're going to call every snake you see a garter. That python? It's a Garter. The copperhead over there? Also a garter. This garter pictured is one of the "Dekays Brown Snake" ones, and you can tell because of the way it is.
JerseyWiseguy t1_jdjmy01 wrote
Dekay's brown snake. Harmless to humans.