Submitted by Jeronimoooooo t3_z8ay1t in mildlyinteresting
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Zncon t1_iybzb2p wrote
Yeah, I'd say it's likely a pigeon as well. Most other birds (including owls I believe) have an oil gland they use to keep their feathers loose and moving freely.
Pigeons have this dust instead, and they make a lot of it.
Unhappy-Craft-2609 t1_iyc6xt3 wrote
Pigeon, owl, who cares? That was one greasy bird.
Hattix t1_iyc3xgm wrote
Yeah, came to say this. The dust is called dander, and pigeons have a lot of it. Owls not so much, they have some (it's basically the equivalent of human dead skin, tiny fragments of feathers) but not enough to leave this kind of impression.
Finally, that's definitely a pigeon tail, not an owl one.
In good news, it was a bird which saw the window and was trying to stop, so it didn't hit entirely with its head and it was slowing down. It'll probably be okay.
HarleyBrixton t1_iyfd4ww wrote
Honestly, that’s a fully body slam- very much doubt that bird was ok. Most die, even if they fly off. (for context I rehab Wildlife, I have a freezer full of window strike victims)
slammahytale t1_iyc8edx wrote
is it bad that this made me feel relieved? ;-;
Domonoadamu t1_iydpa5t wrote
You can also tell it shit itself lol
pauciradiatus t1_iyathq4 wrote
"You're cleared for landing."
"Who?"
blockhead3001 t1_iyb56tw wrote
hahahaha, get out
TappedIn2111 t1_iybz2hg wrote
”You.“
”Cool!“
Boom!
”Owl“
Stillstuckinarizona t1_iyatkax wrote
Seems like a small wingspan for an owl.. must have been an adolescent maybe?
Either way, it was a bad flight and an even worse landing.. maybe the new mascot for Spirit airlines?
pauciradiatus t1_iyb4wwx wrote
They charged extra for the feathers
Snprphantom t1_iydiq7i wrote
The size isn’t a good indicator. NJ has a species fully grown owls with wingspans smaller than a pigeon
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slightlyworried42 t1_iyas0sw wrote
Poor guy. I hope he survived
nsa_reddit_monitor t1_iybw7u4 wrote
Username checks out
oakteaphone t1_iydvmbs wrote
Sorry to say, definitely not.
Large windows should probably be made to be more visible to birds for this reason.
justabill71 t1_iyas9oi wrote
Owl
Know0neSpecial t1_iyb01p9 wrote
That hooort
ldhiddesorr t1_iyatyrq wrote
Poor thing.
It's probably dead.
Hattix t1_iyc44hf wrote
Look at the shape of the imprint. The bird (probably a pigeon) had seen the window and was slowing down to avoid it. The impact energy isn't concentrated on the head and there's a a much more dense dander trace of the body. This means the muscular body took most of the force, not the head.
I'd say that bird flew away.
HolyFuckerony t1_iycptwv wrote
Good analysis. As an expert in bird law, I approve.
oakteaphone t1_iydw5gr wrote
>The impact energy isn't concentrated on the head
Because it hit it beak first, then the rest of the body hit the window.
It didn't hit the window while pointing upwards. That's why you don't see the head as much relative to the rest of the body.
bigbrothersrule t1_iybc9jn wrote
The American Flag in the background flies above the gate where United 93 departed on September 11th.
vanriggs t1_iyatxek wrote
Newark clearly needs to start investing more in bird baths.
CygnusX-1-2112b t1_iyawm0l wrote
Oh God Newark? What a shit airport, at least after TSA came around. It's design and layout did not lend itself at all well to security checkpoints. Literally nothing past TSA except a lonely self-service wall vender selling prepackaged lunch meat sandwiches for $18.
And you'd better hope you don't lay over there and have your connecting flight be out of a different terminal, because then you've gotta go through TSA all over again baby!
kellzone t1_iybo65u wrote
It was a shit airport before, too.
DonkeyTheWhale t1_iyeafko wrote
Absolutely the worst airport with the worst airport food I've even been through.
AntiqueGhost13 t1_iyb8hiv wrote
That's how I react to being at EWR too
Vapourhands t1_iyc2bz5 wrote
I would check underneath for a dead owl
uuuuuhhhh_okay t1_iyb9g8o wrote
Probably committed suicide when it realized it was at Newark.
Khaniker t1_iyb46gt wrote
Almost definitely died from an impact that hard. Hope it went to good use, would've loved to find that, unfortunately it seems to be in a restricted area.
NotSethRoganForSure t1_iyb6wwx wrote
Oily
haringtiti t1_iybh70e wrote
owly
Born_ina_snowbank t1_iyb898z wrote
For whatever reason I thought of Tom cruise yelling “pull up goose!” Which turns out he never said. But I found this when googling to see if it was a line in top gun. It’s not a line on top gun.
oilfeather t1_iybayoh wrote
No Hogwarts for you!
Mysterious_Lemon_204 t1_iybc673 wrote
That happened to a Blue Jay that hit my back window. I heard a huge bang, went to see what happened and saw the imprint. Peeked out to see if it was laying on the ground hurt....it was knocked out (or dead).
Then a hawk swooped in and grabbed him right in front of my eyes, and carried him away 😥
It was kind of horrifying seeing that happen!
doughnutholio t1_iyc0fx9 wrote
hawk carries dead blue jay thinking
"hah! dumbass doesn't know about glass"
[crashes into skyscraper]
TappedIn2111 t1_iybyu96 wrote
r/superbowl will not appreciate that
SplittingInfinity t1_iyd3s0k wrote
That bird needs some lotion.
808_mana t1_iydjp4o wrote
if anyone in NJ is wondering why they haven't received their Hogwarts acceptance letter yet
Paravachini t1_iyayv0y wrote
That’s a dirty bird.
dashinny t1_iyazrls wrote
Oily owl
Economy_Armadillo_28 t1_iyazy1s wrote
That’s a sweaty owl
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Ancient_Tea_6990 t1_iyb7jfe wrote
Looks like a cats face lol
[deleted] t1_iyb8lod wrote
Poor thing
Junior-Account6835 t1_iybblnl wrote
Greasy Fella!!
PossessionPatient306 t1_iybbsl6 wrote
Reddit Bird, Reddit Bird
pickausernamebitch t1_iybdqe7 wrote
Terminal C?
haringtiti t1_iybh2l0 wrote
owls sure are dusty
GrandpaKeiF t1_iybjt9v wrote
Man, birds be dirty
mayormcskeeze t1_iybls9s wrote
They need to hire some owl exterminators.
EsotericFrenchfry t1_iybp8g2 wrote
That's a dirty owl.
bananadingding t1_iybptgy wrote
Even the animals would rather be dead than in Newark...
Lumpy-Lead-875 t1_iybtl4z wrote
okay I really want to watch the security recordings from this window.
tubaman23 t1_iybu0oz wrote
Modern art is getting so weird
turnoffthe8track t1_iybulvv wrote
I didn't know that Newark used Windex!
Corant66 t1_iybwjvs wrote
Any bird will look like an owl as it hits the glass.
yoriu t1_iybzvd7 wrote
La sindone ( the shroud) hahaha he was a messiah pigeon
Fuckyoumecp2 t1_iyc4umq wrote
Bro left his soul.
GOATluhv t1_iycd4wq wrote
✨the art...but nah, fr
who-ee-ta t1_iychhv5 wrote
You are wizzard, Harry
quikfrozt t1_iychzy5 wrote
I suppose that’s why NYC is mandating bird friendly glass for future construction over a certain height. The bird supporting lobby has one hell of a influence.
alvinofdiaspar t1_iycnaux wrote
Surprised that it isn’t a requirement there yet. It’s been city policy here in Toronto for years - the requirement is actually to use bird-friendly glass below a certain height.
https://www.toronto.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/8d1c-Bird-Friendly-Best-Practices-Glass.pdf
Sarato88 t1_iycn7tm wrote
Is this the start of a mystery? Perhaps a Hoo-dunnit?
peroxidase2 t1_iycnawu wrote
Windows should be marked so that this unnecessary bird strikes does not happen.
Silent_Tradition_439 t1_iycon5j wrote
Me when I hear how much I have to pay for overweight bag
Xxdosbeekeeperxx t1_iycp662 wrote
I'll pay someone to collect and send me that sweet, sweet, owl grease.
blaxninja t1_iycpp2e wrote
That’s his soul
fuxximus t1_iycxn18 wrote
Who took the letter?!!!
glorious_reptile t1_iyczdh6 wrote
Ow(l)
glorious_reptile t1_iyczfck wrote
m%m
The_Last_Snow-Elf t1_iyd0xl3 wrote
Left it’s soul on the window.
Aggravating_Speed665 t1_iyd15zw wrote
DOMPFT
Flight_Radar_24 t1_iydf47k wrote
Am I the only one that thinks it kinda look like water flowing out of the terminal?
ganskidrums t1_iydjm6o wrote
Owlch.
flashmanMRP t1_iydmjb4 wrote
It appears to be a pigeon.
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Plurgasm0285 t1_iyartd6 wrote
I can smell this picture ... Ew.
Edit fuck all of ya cause it's my home state.
Kopites_Roar t1_iyayedb wrote
That owl needs a shower, and we need a less fake picture
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T04STY_ t1_iyb11yp wrote
All flying birds are greasy. Otherwise they'd just drop out of the sky if there's a little drizzle going on.
pauciradiatus t1_iyb5cdq wrote
You make an excellent point, but I get the feeling it's going to be like water off a duck's back.
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gotem2411 t1_iyapwl6 wrote
PETA SCREAMING "You need to keep your windows dirty for the love of owls you sick fuck"
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Whydoyouhatefreedom t1_iyb9nnk wrote
It’s a pigeon! You can see the face outline and the wings are the wrong shape to be an owl