Submitted by Sixty4Fairlane t3_125rs7v in mildlyinteresting
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Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5o04u wrote
You nailed it. Miami, FL.
_gabby t1_je683im wrote
i’m from Pompano and knew it was Florida as soon as i read the title 😂
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CoolAndTrustworthy t1_je70pme wrote
I feel like this would be mildly interesting if you were in like Massachusetts or something. In Florida this is just a normal day.
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tinkflowers t1_je5z420 wrote
I think he’s invasive lol
weighted_walleye t1_je72f90 wrote
Most residents of Florida are invasive and should go back where they came from.
tinkflowers t1_je73ywc wrote
Listen, I’m from NY. I was pushed out of my own state. I don’t wana hear it lol.
LunDeus t1_je7ggiy wrote
Damn libruls grooming our kids prancing around in dresses like fancy lady boys...
^^^^^^^/s
tinkflowers t1_je7nsc5 wrote
Haha don’t worry either way, I can’t afford to have kids. I’m nearly 30. Id LOVE to but I just can’t. Maybe if I move to GA…
VoilaVoilaWashington t1_je7cgpr wrote
No thank you. I like my new neighbours better.
weighted_walleye t1_je7d9kn wrote
They probably do too.
VoilaVoilaWashington t1_je7e8od wrote
I love your username!
weighted_walleye t1_je7i79c wrote
Fuck those cheater dipshits lol.
VoilaVoilaWashington t1_je7izdb wrote
Yeah, where I'm from you pre-fish and keep them in 2 ziptied laundry basket like God meant for tourneys to go!
ThatLeetGuy t1_je6ymtt wrote
They are! I don't live in Florida but I think I read that you can kill them all you want.
Heyhihello04 t1_je84n5y wrote
I live in FL and I'm not killing them :( they are cute.
ThatLeetGuy t1_je8ahs8 wrote
I wouldn't kill them either. I don't hunt because I would feel bad about it lol. I just hear that they're pretty much open game year round. I think some places take them for money, even, to promote it.
tinkflowers t1_je72dg7 wrote
I moved to SWFL last year and I’ve only seen iguanas when hanging by canals at friends houses and stuff but I’ve heard they’re major evasive. Have seen a bunch of iguanas but no gator yet lol
AbbreviationsTrue174 t1_je75sm5 wrote
Fort Myers Beach is crawling with iguanas. Go on a Peace River canoe trip in Arcadia if you want to see alligators.
tinkflowers t1_je76h4i wrote
I live in fort myers— but never made it to FMB before the hurricane. I’m dying to get over there but I’m waiting a while because I know how devastated they were from the hurricane. But hey, they got that tent strip club now so I guess it’s up and coming hahaha
AbbreviationsTrue174 t1_je790mk wrote
I'm living on the beach but somehow I haven't made it to the titty-tent yet. There's a good time to be had here. Places to eat are opening up(food trucks/trailers),a few bars are open. The waters rebounded from the red tide a few weeks back. Come enjoy it
vampircorn420 t1_je872vk wrote
:(
RawDawgHarry t1_je5hwpq wrote
There is currently a roach basking on my broken TV remote
BarnacleMcBarndoor t1_je5rarm wrote
I used to just keep my roach on a gator clip.
lemmy1686 t1_je5sir5 wrote
I used to just keep my gator on a roach clip.
fruitpunch327 t1_je5tjsp wrote
Keep my roach used gator clip I to a on just.
clumsyc t1_je5x1xv wrote
There's a water bug on my channel changer.
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pacothebattlefly t1_je5hpqp wrote
Champagne problems
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_je5zyso wrote
Looks out the window, grey and overcast, barely above freezing, had snow flurries over the weekend...
Fuck this guy lol.
Heynong-Mantzoukas t1_je60qo5 wrote
I was just bragging that it's only -10°C here.
Definitely fuck this guy.
Gullible_Anything92 t1_je7tsmb wrote
I’d rather it be cold where I am. I like to snowboard more than I like to swim
thisguyfightsyourmom t1_je9v6o2 wrote
You like this comment u/fragranttodaysd ?
MrJohnnyDangerously t1_je6yl2r wrote
Only if it's paid off.
VoilaVoilaWashington t1_je7cr58 wrote
"I have an invasive pest on my water toy I likely make payments on while living in one of the shittiest states in America."
lol
Brandon1023 t1_je7x0za wrote
Wow you're so funny! Coming from a guy who was either just in the Florida Keys, or has a trip planned to the Florida Keys, according to one of your most recent posts. One way or another, you must love this "shitty state," and just try to be funny on Reddit.
secretaltacc t1_je8g0gw wrote
Lmao that's so typical reddit it hurts
VoilaVoilaWashington t1_je99w2a wrote
I just got back. Shitty state confirmed.
Juan-More-Taco t1_je5iou3 wrote
Pretty sure that's his jet ski now.
supercyberlurker t1_je5sgfs wrote
Yeah, don't turn away op.
The iguana is just waiting for the right moment to ride off with it.
pacothebattlefly t1_je66jn5 wrote
If he pissed on it it’s gone. Need to go out to international waters now.
UrethralExplorer t1_je8t4td wrote
"Get on loser. We're going to the Galapagos."
nbgkbn t1_je5ulga wrote
As my 102 year-old grandmother often says, "Better an iguana on your jetski than a crab on your organ".
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5uyt4 wrote
r/brandnewsentence
AnubisKhan t1_je78ogw wrote
Grandma-isms are top notch. "Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"
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Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5q40p wrote
Nice one. Iguana say he got bored and left.
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Medium_Let143 t1_je5rgj7 wrote
He just wants a ride. Let the dude vibe out.
bortandoron t1_je5o0ko wrote
LET HIM RIDE
BiggusDickus- t1_je5su6g wrote
Are you in South Florida? They are established there as an invasive species and are starting to cause all sorts of problems.
glockymcglockface t1_je65kp8 wrote
Starting to cause problems? They’ve been causing problems. You can kill them without issue.
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5utab wrote
Yes Miami. I've heard that for many years. It's unfortunate, just like the pythons in the everglades. Are you a South Floridian as well?
BiggusDickus- t1_je5vnha wrote
No but close
swankypotato t1_je5l5kj wrote
Give him a little kiss
ForeverCapable t1_je5lftq wrote
He’s waiting for his life vest so he can go for a ride
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5lm4g wrote
Could you imagine how tiny it'd be?
ForeverCapable t1_je5naew wrote
VERY tiny
Turbogoblin999 t1_je6jv95 wrote
Jetskiguana
gearslut-5000 t1_je5k0v7 wrote
better than eels in your hovercraft
get him some little oakleys!
edit: are you satisfied with your jet ski purchase? how long have you owned it?
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5kwyd wrote
We've had them for a bit less than a year and they're really fun, but I don't plan to take them to the ocean because the freshwater lake is big enough here.
gearslut-5000 t1_je5l1od wrote
nice, I couldn't imagine owning one but I'm glad you find them fun. Do you wear those neoprene shorts?
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5l683 wrote
I do not, but I'm aware of the risk of a water enema!
gearslut-5000 t1_je5l81v wrote
ah okay be careful!
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5lb1y wrote
Thanks haha. Life jackets go without saying.
weighted_walleye t1_je72laj wrote
> I couldn't imagine owning one
Why not? They're easy as hell.
gearslut-5000 t1_je8doab wrote
just not my thing.. I've rode some and it felt like mowing the lawn. more of a snowmobile / dirt bike / atv / motorcycle kind of guy
weighted_walleye t1_je9apkj wrote
Interesting, since they're pretty much the snowmobile/atv/motorcycle of the water.
gearslut-5000 t1_je9nqnu wrote
yeah but think about driving a motorcycle around a giant parking lot exclusively.. or snowmobiling around a flat frozen lake and never getting on a trail.. gets boring pretty fast.
weighted_walleye t1_jebp3lh wrote
Going fast never gets boring. I wish it was like being on a giant parking lot all the time. Clearly you've never been anywhere that waves exist.
gearslut-5000 t1_jebuaae wrote
correct. are you inviting me to go jet skiing with you?
weighted_walleye t1_jec5hmk wrote
Absolutely not. Jet skis with two people on them aren't nearly as fun as jet skis with one.
gearslut-5000 t1_jec7ip6 wrote
😢maybe.. we can.. take turns?🥺
WeakDetail224 t1_je5nfkm wrote
I vant to vondle your buttocks.
oblongdon t1_je5kb1r wrote
He looks so confident
chpsk8 t1_je5mb4q wrote
He’s going to poop on your cover. Its a pita getting iguana poop off canvas.
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5milw wrote
He's gone now, but these iguanas do what they want and they've already left their droppings on the dock haha.
DaGurggles t1_je5r10o wrote
Iguana make a pun but decided against it.
frealfr t1_je635cx wrote
"I wish I was in Tijuana....eating BBQ'd IGUANA.."
NoBreakfast3243 t1_je69c6u wrote
Tell me you can afford your household bills without telling me you can afford to pay them
rufiooooo_ t1_je6xzed wrote
You mean his jet ski
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je6y45a wrote
Yea he claimed it as his own.
kmarinouofm t1_je7cv65 wrote
Welcome to south Florida
Morviatus t1_je5ovko wrote
Iguanas are cool af. Enjoy that u have been blessed with that moment.
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5ptom wrote
Down here in Miami, these iguanas are all over the place. Supposedly, they're an invasive species, and that could be, but they're still cool to look at. Some of these iguanas are huge and easily over 3 feet long from head to tail.
Some people here eat them.
elizabeth-cooper t1_je5rt8h wrote
Anoles too. So cute and so invasive.
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5sas2 wrote
I didn't know that. The mating signal they do has always creeped me out.
Morviatus t1_je5rf6w wrote
Oh okay. Didnt know that. I am European. We dont have that here 🤔🤗
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5sh6u wrote
Ok cool! It seems to be only South Florida but they could easily be in other parts of the state.
Holmes221bBSt t1_je640jz wrote
There’s a mall (actually not sure if it still exists) in Hialeah called Westfield, formerly Westland (aka Wasteland mall 😂) that has a canal behind it by the parking lot. There were always huge iguana colonies sun bathing there. Dozens of them.
smthngwyrd t1_je7eyhj wrote
Cats eat them too
jswitzer t1_je6dxdf wrote
Weird way to humblebrag but I'll accept it
Swedzilla t1_je6glf9 wrote
Godzilla, the early years. Please don’t hurt him and make him hate humans.
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je6gr69 wrote
He's totally safe. Numerous iguanas hang around the backyards here. He ended up jumping off at some point and he's elsewhere now.
Bryn79 t1_je6pkwx wrote
He’s just here to talk about your extended warranty.
WesMithoff t1_je6x0x7 wrote
Let him bask
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je6y0ls wrote
He basked until he was happy, then he left.
WesMithoff t1_je6ypqv wrote
That's good
WesMithoff t1_je6yopf wrote
That's good
SexiMexi1180 t1_je8hug7 wrote
Your Literally a badass Disney villain! Your abligated to take it home now. 😂
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je8ja7p wrote
If I could, I'd dress him up like Jiminy Cricket, with the little hat and all.
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Toastedweasel0 t1_je5nu80 wrote
Iguana: " Iguana take this spot to bask in as it''s nice and toasty, Thank You!
DoofusMagnus t1_je5o6kq wrote
Toss the keys over there and see what happens.
ReptarOrgy t1_je5v1ef wrote
Take him for a spin
Maya_TheB t1_je5wowx wrote
He's commuting to work, he's busy
Mythic_Pheonix t1_je5zyag wrote
Doggie !!!
spunkychickpea t1_je600yw wrote
This is literally the coolest lizard of all time.
QuantumAIOverLord t1_je64ypm wrote
This dude is just a smaller version of everyone I've ever seen on a jet ski.
OhNoEnglandBloke t1_je65c3h wrote
Jet ski, Miami, cool creatures, the water.
Why was I born in this hellhole of “great” Britain.
OhNoEnglandBloke t1_je65d5h wrote
Jet ski, Miami, cool creatures, the water.
Why was I born in this hellhole of “great” Britain.
OhNoEnglandBloke t1_je65emw wrote
Jet ski, Miami, cool creatures, the water.
Why was I born in this hellhole of “great” Britain.
badg0re t1_je66jb1 wrote
Trust me you’re lucky as fuck, and a lot of people will even call me lucky. So enjoy what you get or change your life for the better
OhNoEnglandBloke t1_je675bl wrote
I just want a jet ski and somewhere to use it….
badg0re t1_je690xi wrote
Well, I don’t have a jet ski, but I almost have where to use it, but there are russian mines floating around. “Who asked?” You may reply and it’ll be fair enough, but I think you can go to Swansea on weekend and rent a jet ski, you’ll remember it for a long time for sure.
OhNoEnglandBloke t1_je6alzr wrote
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Swansea.
Russian mines?
badg0re t1_je6bodi wrote
1 😊
2 Yeah? I found on google that there is a lot of places where you can have ride on jet ski, but you should know better, I’m sure there is a lot of great places to go
3 Sadly yes. I live in Odesa and Black Sea and it’s beaches aren’t safe place to chill and swim for more than a year already.
OhNoEnglandBloke t1_je6cesm wrote
Shit man, I’m really sorry.
Maybe one day we can meet in Swansea however your expectations need to managed.
badg0re t1_je6dvq2 wrote
Don’t be sorry, it’s not you who support this bullshit I believe. And when I manage to get to Britain I’ll try to dm you if I won’t forget XD
OhNoEnglandBloke t1_je6empb wrote
I’m MILES from Swansea but fuck it, I’m in!!
badg0re t1_je663b9 wrote
What camera do you used for this photo? I like those aberrations
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je6soz4 wrote
I used my Galaxy S23 Ultra.
badg0re t1_jeae8g9 wrote
Interesting, how do you managed to take a photo on a modern phone with artifacts? I mean phones these days take a lot of processing over a photo you take, so it’s more like computational photo, but yours looks so alive like it was taken on good ol camra
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_jeaijzo wrote
Thanks, I appreciate that.
cheetah611 t1_je66ukf wrote
There will soon be iguana shit basking in the sun on your jet ski
CalebM123456 t1_je6ajbu wrote
Did you zoom in for that photo with a S series Ultra?
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je6bafe wrote
I sure did. Lucky guess? 😝
HawterSkhot t1_je6ao77 wrote
I don't know how to break this to you, but that jet ski belongs to the iguana now.
CamBoneXD t1_je6gdz5 wrote
leave him alone bro he just chillin
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nitevizhun t1_je7iip0 wrote
Holy crap, it's Micro Godzilla!!
2KilAMoknbrd t1_je88vcs wrote
A baskilisk
idreamofgeneshalit t1_je8annt wrote
Things said by Jason Mendoza…
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chloesbabyblues t1_je9dxvo wrote
My dog likes to do that too 😅
BirdSwimming2854 t1_jea03vr wrote
Very cute!! Now that it's warm in Florida, there won't be any iguanas falling from trees due to the winter cold. I would have to say that the iguana picked a good spot to sunbathe, LOL!!
rickfromtheroll t1_jea902p wrote
Is it still there?
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_jeailtn wrote
No he left after a short time.
rickfromtheroll t1_jeakpmc wrote
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Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_jeaq83h wrote
I like your username though. Pretty unique and even cooler if that's your real name haha.
Nikki_Blonde t1_jeavezl wrote
Dont disturb him .. he paid extra for the back seat view.
BatteryAcid67 t1_je7qwhh wrote
Showoff
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BatteryAcid67 t1_je8omjv wrote
You just proved my point
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MrMitchWeaver t1_je83pds wrote
Todo para decir que tiene un jet ski
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AnnoyingDanz t1_je5kqoh wrote
Some people have never seen an iguana
Ghost_631 t1_je5rvgs wrote
Yes it is
HossOdin t1_je5nufp wrote
This is the natural habitat of the Floridian iguana.