Submitted by shelbyqueen t3_10p4xe7 in memes
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Somonster95 t1_j6iow3y wrote
r/holup
Cheeseburger543 t1_j6ja3og wrote
Do you like yours medium rare
Over_Knowledge3760 t1_j6llrqe wrote
My women? Or my dinner?
-YELDAH t1_j6m5ofe wrote
I think you mean your dinner or your cat
BeautifulSalamander6 t1_j6mi6zw wrote
I want the girl
Over_Knowledge3760 t1_j6o4nrv wrote
Cat is dinner
-YELDAH t1_j6ocm8z wrote
Then I get hairballs, I prefer to just eat those "cat girlfriend" thingies
ConsiderationOk2079 t1_j6jvk2v wrote
r/itemshop
Believer4 t1_j6lfvjg wrote
Ah, a fellow black market shopper
ExcellentPlenty6872 t1_j6icgsr wrote
I hate these questions because the answer is always so obvious. Pick the girl, harvest her organs, buy a cat, net profit.
Entire_Income_6205 t1_j6j4m11 wrote
Thanks for these life living tips. Now i am a millionaire.
I_Am_Steve_Roggers t1_j6jv6qe wrote
And wanted by the fbi
Ben3580 t1_j6jwjj0 wrote
Average RimWorld enjoyer
OverallDingo2 t1_j6kjyj6 wrote
Or you could just sell the catgirl to some rich weeb for more, giving enough money to raise 2 cats
RevolutionaryEmu2281 t1_j6ibt3f wrote
Of course cat
DarthDecidueye66 t1_j6ibpgu wrote
Cat obvi
KiwontaTv t1_j6iaen1 wrote
So you just keep the cat hungry. Problem solved.
Le_Peh t1_j6iaocd wrote
Well...at least I have some expiriense and actually know what to do with a cat, so...
Arid_earth t1_j6ibhiz wrote
Cat. I fucking HATE furrys
OVA_iggy_best_jobro t1_j6inmp7 wrote
What is the charge? Eating a meal? a succulent Chinese meal?
Glass_Windows t1_j6mu1i8 wrote
It's not a furry, it's a neko, sheeeeeeesssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Soggy-Efficiency8605 t1_j6id44u wrote
I am from Maharashtra.....I need cat🌚🗿
guramansingh t1_j6ifv5q wrote
I hear people from Maharashtra are very brave You should go for reptiles not domestic animals like cat, dog 😏
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Wolvenking777 t1_j6kc3ah wrote
I thought you guys liked lizards.
Soggy-Efficiency8605 t1_j6l4msh wrote
We like pussy that's all
Tronicalli t1_j6icxxd wrote
A cat because cat girls are dumb
GODB0RN t1_j6jjeph wrote
I choose the pussy
invol713 t1_j6i93zn wrote
Tough choice there…
Fury_Blackwolf t1_j6i9hov wrote
Hard pass. Cat girlfriend not furry enough.
Available_Bit8919 t1_j6ibpyd wrote
I mean I have a cat. I don't want a cat girlfriend .
Bobofatcat t1_j6ij5k7 wrote
I judge and hate you.
72ismynumber t1_j6io8m1 wrote
Is she litter box trained?
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Leather-Pineappler t1_j6idmch wrote
I have an irrational fear of one and the other is a cat. Tough choice
TragicTester034 t1_j6ifxgq wrote
Cat so I can punt it like Kurt Zouma
ABritishFemboy t1_j6ihgw1 wrote
Cats can be very nice (sometimes) so I'd definitely choose the cat, me being gay definitely has nothing to do with this decision
Kazu1chi_ t1_j6ihifk wrote
If you look closely thats not even a cat girlfriend those are just her hair shaped like cat ear,So A cat it is.
cubmaan t1_j6ii387 wrote
Why do I have to choose the option: wisely
ERROR_glitch_404 t1_j6iknfo wrote
Caaaaat
Somonster95 t1_j6ioxxx wrote
Cat
Doomenjoyer4862 t1_j6iqa9q wrote
Cat
butterybeanshmm t1_j6iw9vi wrote
It's gotta be cat
Upstairs-Mammoth8243 t1_j6ixiex wrote
I'm allergic to cats but I'd still take the cat
Advanced-Strain-6538 t1_j6j51u8 wrote
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a cat
Beast0011 t1_j6j5cof wrote
Human-13 t1_j6jtk3t wrote
I like both of these but still an easy choice
theghostofjapan t1_j6jys4p wrote
GIVE ME THAT CATTTTT
GoHabsGooo t1_j6k0f3b wrote
A cat
Fantastic_Second6230 t1_j6k0pvz wrote
The cat because the are very halal Unlike cat gorlfriends which are HARAM
newlife137 t1_j6k8pra wrote
Cat because if my girl shits in a litter box I’ll euthanize her like the sick animal she is
TheFireLuigi t1_j6k8rx8 wrote
At least cats are real.
CT7812 t1_j6l76ww wrote
This shit is almost as lame and overused as yo mama.
ccgamingsredit t1_j6l9yj6 wrote
Cat girls are better at manual labor’
team-tree-syndicate t1_j6lh73d wrote
Can I be the cat girlfriend instead?
OneJudgment1374 t1_j6lnjof wrote
Cat gf no questions asked didn’t even read the second one give me my cat gf
Brok3nGear t1_j6lonpa wrote
I assume both can be fucked?
Psi-Juicu t1_j6m2ggn wrote
I'll take my pills and then the cat
Galdavinio t1_j6m9mjh wrote
I have cat and dog so idk
DethFaux t1_j6mj0o3 wrote
I pick the cat because that's a realistic expextation
Somedaysxs t1_j6moqqg wrote
Same but use different currencies
AdnanK68 t1_j6ifdso wrote
Cat.
AllisonJolicoeur t1_j6ivk5b wrote
A cat boyfriend
Wizards_Reddit t1_j6iy6rr wrote
Cats/dogs > People
Turtl3_Fuck3r t1_j6jgj15 wrote
cat boyfriend
man_o_madan t1_j6igesn wrote
Which one tastes better