Submitted by PokeChampMarx t3_zzxonb in memes
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allaboutgrowth4me t1_j2ebdda wrote
A hard pill to swallow...
astrx__ t1_j2frfzh wrote
I laughed out loud at this, god save me đ
og-lollercopter t1_j2f1511 wrote
It isnât your height, fitness or finances keeping them away boys.
whatchagonnado0707 t1_j2ejasi wrote
My girlfriend likes to jiggle my titties and snuggle on my tummy and she's way out of my league. Be kind, be honest and treat people well and generally you'll find someone who reciprocates.
DunedainV t1_j2fohyp wrote
Absolute chad; god speed
sunrider8129 t1_j2es0y4 wrote
Incels : girls only want in shape over 6 ft guys
Also incels : I will only date blondes 5â4â - 5â6â who is super skinny, ponytail pretty, and has DD tits
The rest of us : sighâŚ..
Particular_Dot7884 t1_j2fbi6x wrote
I dont mind the size of the chest sir as long as she likes me too lol.
6Someonetheinternet9 t1_j2fjpy7 wrote
Idk, I actually prefer small boobs equally, if that makes sense. I don't like big boobs as much as smaller boobs equally if that makes sense.
DunedainV t1_j2fow8r wrote
Tbh, I'm a small titty lover too. Boobs are boobs, yes. But, I like what I like too. </shrugs>
DemonRaily t1_j2ecmdj wrote
Some of us guys accuse women of being shallow about height, but for some reason guys complain that they can't get with said shallow women. Yeah, let's admit it, we are not trying to hook up with girls that care about you being over 6 feet because of personality either.
dispensable4444 t1_j2fqgn7 wrote
If y'all think appearance is the only factor, you don't have to think too hard why girls avoid you.
IndPolCom t1_j2et616 wrote
Kind is the word
BRLaw2016 t1_j2fhjsg wrote
And they will ignore that bc women bad
M1st3r51r t1_j2fs3x2 wrote
As a male, I will say with certainty that most of my âaverageâ male friends (appearance and social status) have wives waaaaay out of their league appearance-wise. I am by no means a super model in terms of looks either, but I have had well over a dozen sex partners who most men would be extremely jealous of. It all boils down to being a decent person and radiating love/respect rather than radiating big dick douchey energy
Moddelba t1_j2f98ch wrote
The mythology also says that they only go for average guys after an odyssey of dicks, so if they have a shot they assume the girl is over the raucous dicking phase. No convincing them.
nsfwcommentbot t1_j2f1crj wrote
I donât have abbs âšď¸
Tokes_ACK t1_j2emp9j wrote
Kind-working, class-married men are where it's at.
Eka_silicon12 t1_j2enj8m wrote
Your mum only married me to escape communist chinna
StriateAce670 t1_j2f8nwa wrote
I understood the reference
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Prize_TitleIdk t1_j2fk62j wrote
Dont most marriages end in divorce tho ? I dont understand the meme
PokeChampMarx OP t1_j2fkvt0 wrote
A. Not relevant B. Not most. Less then half
Memezone69420 t1_j2fl2kc wrote
45% which is not the majority 55% end in death
Prize_TitleIdk t1_j2fljua wrote
45 aint a good stat to be happy about Thats basically half of your chances of finding someone to be happy with And we all know, the world is going downhill so that number will probably increase since Gen Z likes the hook up culture these days
Memezone69420 t1_j2fmikl wrote
45% of not getting someone who you donât feel romantic about anymore but part of those 45% end in a divorce where you realise you donât love them but you still vibe with them
divat10 t1_j2fopsq wrote
Yeah this is true. Just because your marriage ended doesn't mean it was all worthless
I just came out of an 10 month relationship and i fking loved it. Am i devistated it ended? Yes absolutely. But i am really happy with the time i had with her and i helped me grow as a person.
Adorable_Chart_830 t1_j2ftjcu wrote
No, thereâs a lot of repeat divorces in the very bottom of the social-economic scale. Skews everything. Hard working, decent human beings with emotional intelligence donât get divorced often. Emotional train wrecks of human beings always get divorced.
No-Thanks-7502 t1_j2fng2d wrote
Well, just go to the gym and make more money.
sart555 t1_j2fp383 wrote
Sorry, this is 100 percent true. You're missing one important item though. Social status or "popularity", women want men with high social value. So, if you're shy and not particularly social then you'll need to compensate with extra good looks and lots of money. These married men either married the bottom 80% of women that aren't attractive or are over weight, OR they were popular in school and college OR are rich and attractive.
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TheRealJayk0b t1_j2ebrl1 wrote
Yeah, last generation.
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PallandoOrome t1_j2ecgd1 wrote
Bullshit. So much wrong with this.
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throwaway4grdreport t1_j2fgxi6 wrote
Bring an actual argument.
platypottamus t1_j2figpk wrote
I was just asking âexplainâ so there was no attempt at pitching an argument, that wasnt nearly the purpose of the comment. Autism must be tough to live with, got you making very simple communication errors
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lolschrauber t1_j2e6ky8 wrote
They just don't like redditors