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GeneralKenobi_66 t1_iyf7mtn wrote

im not Christian and this gives me brain damage too

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Saldrakka t1_iyen7n3 wrote

I guess "cringe" is technically psychic damage... Never thought I'd it that way before. Plus one to you for that

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john_modded t1_iyetgme wrote

Christians not believing in psychic powers, saying "bless your heart"

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Free_Breadfruit_4249 t1_iyeuke2 wrote

Christians believe everything you tell them. They even believe Jesus was a scientist.

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_LucasImpulse_ t1_iyewovy wrote

sounds like an american education problem

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Gamemode_Cat t1_iyfb7yu wrote

Watch out! That’s a long jump to your conclusion there!

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HeathenPrimate t1_iyezk43 wrote

You think some Christians outside of the US don't think similarly?

Edit: Apparently a fair amount of people in this thread think only Americans, and especially American Christians say stupid things. It’s almost as if there is some preconceived notion about Americans being expressed here despite its relevance to the point…

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_LucasImpulse_ t1_iyf0ul5 wrote

Exactly. No other Christian or even Muslim I've heard of has said that Jesus is a scientist. This is even the first time I've heard this phrase ''Jesus was a scientist.'' So by logical deduction I have to assume that the United States of America is breeding a nation of mindless people.

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HeathenPrimate t1_iyf1yzf wrote

"logical deduction"?

You mean assumption? There are some 2.2 billion Christians worldwide, m8. Just because you've not heard one say "Jesus was a scientist", or some equally idiotic drivel, doesn't mean they haven't.

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_LucasImpulse_ t1_iyf38fr wrote

Nah I deduce it instead of assume it by many other reasons outside of this conversation that the American system, education and politics tend to be malignantly mind-numbing.

Above I see "Christians believe anything you tell them" doesn't this come off as "all christians"? Or will you say that, no, it's not so, how could I mistake this phrasing?

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HeathenPrimate t1_iyf3yog wrote

You may want to spend a little time reviewing the concept of deductive reasoning, m8.

An example would be something like "All cats have eyes. Siamese are cats. Therefore Siamese have eyes." That is the general format for deductive reasoning.

"Christians believe anything you tell them. A lot of Americans are Christians. Therefore the American education system is flawed." is a non sequitur.

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_LucasImpulse_ t1_iyf4195 wrote

If that is what you target then everything else holds true.

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HeathenPrimate t1_iyf4cyr wrote

No, it doesn't. Something isn't true just because you say it is.

Edit: If anyone needs any indication of the quality of people following this thread, this comment is one of the most downvoted. Imagine downvoting the innocuous claim that “saying something doesn’t make it true”.

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_LucasImpulse_ t1_iyf4lxi wrote

Oh, why not? Let my word be law once in a while sir. Did or did not the united states of america lose an embassy to the goatlover coalition in the middle east?

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HeathenPrimate t1_iyf4xn0 wrote

What in the actual fuck are you on about?

I don't know what that has to do with your miserable grasp on one of the three forms of reasoning. Like, I get it... you don't like America. Cool. But you made a generalization about all American's based on a claim about some Christians. Its a logical cluster fuck m8.

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_LucasImpulse_ t1_iyf559d wrote

Can you read what I wrote to understand me?

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HeathenPrimate t1_iyf5a6a wrote

Yes. I can read what you wrote. But I can't follow broken logic. That's what "non sequitur" means...

Textbook non sequitur - "Christians will believe anything you tell them, therefore the American education system sucks"

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_LucasImpulse_ t1_iyf5zwc wrote

I apologise I was previously unaware I was speaking to an assembly language machine interpreter siktir lan حال انت ماجنون so basically there's this thing called natural language processing to access this you need to download the relevant libraries for whatever you're running and if you read the documentation you should be set.

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HeathenPrimate t1_iyf6x29 wrote

Cute. I used to issue sardonic replies when I was incapable of admitting I was wrong, too. One day your ego will be smaller than your personal integrity, and then you won’t have to be insufferable on the internet to feel good about yourself.

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_LucasImpulse_ t1_iyf79za wrote

My good friend, do you hear yourself and see what a pedestal you put yourself on when you speak the way you do? Know that you and I are both nothing and stop acting so pompous, stop making your goal to belittle somebody on reddit, and putting yourself above them, touch grass any% asap please.

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HeathenPrimate t1_iyf7nli wrote

The irony in your comment is staggering.

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_LucasImpulse_ t1_iyf7sws wrote

I enjoy egg on lahmacun, strawberry trifle, apple juice, a good shower and the breeze of the wind under the shade of the autumn tree.

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HeathenPrimate t1_iyf8889 wrote

Yeah but are you over six foot?

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t0pkr0n0s t1_iyeomcp wrote

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

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devil0o t1_iyehsjf wrote

Back when I was young I asked this religious girl at school if she would fuck Jesus. She never answered me I was disappointed.

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Chernoblin t1_iyentu7 wrote

Jesus was a carpenter or maybe even a stonemason. If anything, he would make you submissive and breedable.

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BoiFrosty t1_iyf0m36 wrote

Jesus had no issues flipping tables, dissing nobles and wise men, and had a dozen men at his beck and call, not to mention being able to gather crowds of hundreds through sheer charisma. What of that sounds meek?

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Rox_an_Bee t1_iyeht1w wrote

Really dude. Leave Jesus out of it. You're Just looking for engagement

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DrCorneliuss t1_iyf4kxz wrote

engagement ?... does saying to someone you'd fuck Jesus gets you married to them?

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TheSeiWhale t1_iyepro3 wrote

I mean, that's cringe, but it doesn't really hurt more than, say, 23 damage.

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erickson666 t1_iyf36w8 wrote

He also has 4 fuckable holes

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chunky_fungus t1_iyfcjgo wrote

when you remind them that jesus was jewish, sided with the sick and poor, and told people they can't serve god and mammon and that there will be false prophets who will speak of him yet there's rich televangelists.

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Moxie2351 t1_iyevtm4 wrote

And here is my dumbass forgetting religion is a thing

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ibruh143 t1_iyenu68 wrote

Im pretty sure that will do Physical Damaga too🤣😭

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Limp_Spell102 t1_iyeiqxu wrote

Jaja, funny... not thatt effective though

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