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Beneficial-Tooth1847 t1_jec8aoe wrote

In my country if somebody tells you that, he is probably gonna rob you

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edheinss t1_jec6xql wrote

Nice balls, bro.

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big_boi_lichael_man OP t1_jec7mcl wrote

Thanks, i play soccer

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IsaiahXOXOSally t1_jedbzvo wrote

Nice cock I mean cock I mean cock I mean... lovely weather were having huh?

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big_boi_lichael_man OP t1_jedhiyi wrote

Yeah the balls are great outside! I mean balls i mean balls i mean balls,,, so how are your parents doing?

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z0mbiefool t1_jecacoc wrote

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big_boi_lichael_man OP t1_jeccrxt wrote

Love James Herriot

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z0mbiefool t1_jecti03 wrote

Grew up on the books on tape, loved the voices the narrator would do for characters. :)

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big_boi_lichael_man OP t1_jedi7x5 wrote

My mom and I are just about finished the old series (for the fourth time) and she just got the newest season of the new series in the mail. We have the books on cd read by Christopher Timothy that I'm going to start listening to soon as well

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InaequaleMagnanimity t1_jecemug wrote

I try to but my repressed homosexual urges tend to make all my compliments cock and balls related. Based on the other comments seems I'm not alone.

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Jeanjacketman t1_jecici7 wrote

Thanks! My mom bought it for me as a graduation present

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_K1TSUNE_ t1_jecj5s4 wrote

Lol nice joke, got anything else

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[deleted] t1_jec2t5z wrote

It’s giving fab, sir

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StanYelnats3 t1_jec6ttx wrote

Thanks. Do you collect Swiss automatics also?

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PollutionNice7392 t1_jecolla wrote

I complement guys all the time, like:

Damn, your mom is fine.

My guy, Your sister is a rocket.

Nice hair, ass face.

Etc ...

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big_boi_lichael_man OP t1_jecqj0c wrote

Lol at first you sounded so matcho but then wrapped it up at the end with your compliment of your kink for your bros hairy ass

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AfkHero404 t1_jed6es4 wrote

I think it meant to be; hair, eyes, arms, balls, ass etc...

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TachankaSpankYa t1_jecxwe0 wrote

I just tell dudes they are looking girthy today. 95% of the time homies dap you up after, the other 5% you don’t want to be friends with anyways.

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adequatequality t1_jed6dhb wrote

Me: “Cool watch man” Him: “Thanks, it was my grandfather’s. He’s gone now” Me: “Ah that sucks, when’s he coming back?”

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whiffingPotato t1_jed9u8x wrote

If you tell me that, you're probably going to either try to sell something to me or ask for a favor

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charples314 t1_jedleva wrote

Thanks, my mom spent good money on it.

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dbeynyc t1_jedr6n3 wrote

I really don’t get this one..

What delinquents do y’all be around that no one ever compliments you?

I grew up in a bad neighborhood, went to public school, and we always hyped each other up.

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robokadras t1_jeesolv wrote

Hey, nice sense of humour! You will surely bring a lot of laughs to your partner

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HowlingWolfUK t1_jef6zug wrote

When I used to commute more via public transport, I would have no issue complimenting a guys beard. Nothing over the top, just '"cool beard man". The smile was real. I would happily compliment women too, but as a guy in his 30s, I would try and be mindful not to come across as creepy. One lady had an awesome coat, that clearly took a lot of effort to make. She smiled and thanked me too.

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big_boi_lichael_man OP t1_jeg60w7 wrote

Awesome, I'm a 32 year old man and i like to try complimenting guys beards and some things like that too as well without coming off creepy or anything, it is a fine line to balance, especially if i try to complement women as well, very difficult balance

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Poisonfox2000 t1_jefzvgp wrote

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time obviously just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.

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precabomb911 t1_jeh2y3g wrote

Perfectly acceptable accept at a urinal

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Europ3an t1_jednvw4 wrote

Nice ass,,, i mean ass, ,i , i mean ass, anyway how's the wife?

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Nimyron t1_jednwdu wrote

Maybe I just got a fucked up childhood but usually when someone compliments me about something I'm pretty sure it's always a lie and they're just mocking me.

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Gingerbeer86 t1_jedozbd wrote

I dont wear a watch, stop being a smart ass.

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Ikbenjjelle t1_jedsuv5 wrote

I don't have a watch, imbecile.

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robodudeable t1_jedwh8o wrote

Thank you. You wouldn't believe the feature to price ratio

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JVehh t1_jeej1ca wrote

I don't have one nice one to call me poor idiot

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big_boi_lichael_man OP t1_jeg8fgf wrote

Aww man, there is something! You're on Reddit, that's already a cool thing to do!

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JVehh t1_jeg8o3a wrote

Damn calling me virgin now

(I hope you know I'm joking)

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BewareB3ar t1_jeeup65 wrote

In my country we are not supposed to talk to each other.

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big_boi_lichael_man OP t1_jeg64n3 wrote

Dang, Syria? Russia? Afghanistan?

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BewareB3ar t1_jegrl6p wrote

Well, maybe that’s a stretch. I live in Norway, where we have this different kind of politeness. We try to do as little communication with strangers as possible because we don’t want to bother each other with unnecessary chit chat. You get weird looks if you randomly start talking with a stranger.

Basically we leave each other alone and we mind our own business. That’s considered polite here.

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