Submitted by graemeknows t3_1096hrj in massachusetts
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husqofaman t1_j3xr1aa wrote
I think there should be a movie where Ben’s character has just come back to his home town because dad died and he has to work behind the counter at a local Dunkin’ (probably Gloucester location) to make ends meet for the funeral. Casey is his character from SNL and they are brothers trying to mend a life time of problems as they bury their father.
graemeknows OP t1_j3wjr2k wrote
🤣🤣🤣 Yes!
CraigInDaVille t1_j3wetl5 wrote
Featuring the new Vanilla Nut Taps.
graemeknows OP t1_j3wjs18 wrote
🤣🤣🤣
classicrock40 t1_j3wio4n wrote
Just in case: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSvNhxKJJyU
phaedrus71 t1_j3wc6nl wrote
Why not both…and they keep getting into each other’s space in the window until a hockey game Busts out and Marky mark pulls up.
graemeknows OP t1_j3wczc3 wrote
That's an excellent idea.
calvinbouchard t1_j3wl0i4 wrote
"Ben, it's not your fault. You were a good Batman. There'll be other parts. "
calvinbouchard t1_j3wl3ua wrote
Was Jennifer Lopez there to give heem donut-flavored keeses?
Elecrockcity t1_j3x72nt wrote
Well done
Coercedbycake t1_j3y7nmu wrote
It should be Jenn Garner and the sober coach passing him a bag from Jack in the Box. Now that would be funny.
jpm01609 t1_j3yo18c wrote
this is the movie...Ben has to come back to WORCESTER to help with his ailing dad......he lost his Hollywood career and he has to get a job to try to keep up with child support payments and deal with his awful exwife...add some local color and some snooty locals to humiliate him (ie his old girlfriend from high school pulls up in a BMW or local kids who are asshles etc)
...and in his new job he has to kowtow to "witchy" Dunkins Manager (JLo)....and he keeps getting stuck with the night shift...meanwhile he's taking classes and trying to decide if he really WANTS to take over Dad's business....ultimately he and JLo get stuck in during a Nor'easter and get closer...she tells her own stories and he realizes she is the "other half" he needs to help take over Dad's business because all her toughness can run the business...Maybe his Dad is prejudiced against Hispanics too...we need to add a musical number so JLo can show off a bit too
HumanChicken t1_j3wloyi wrote
He’s pretty much the mayor of the place.
Wolfdogpump66 t1_j3y99h1 wrote
Lets be honest WHO CARES!
scarlet_fire_77 t1_j3yax7f wrote
He’s like the Mayor of Dunkin’s!
OldWrangler9033 t1_j3z9xhl wrote
Man, Ben hit hard times.
junglebeer t1_j3wxfae wrote
I just finished my last mahboro after my step sistah blew on the toilet. America runs on blumpkins
sonny1w t1_j3yj5r5 wrote
Has their ever been a movie with Mark, Matt and the Affleks all together?
HankAtGlobexCorp t1_j3ymuzy wrote
No. Say hi to your mother.
docshamie t1_j3yuhpf wrote
Hey Ben , bring back the Dunkin pizza !
sanchez92476 t1_j3zcvm2 wrote
Can't wait to see family guy parody this
kethera__ t1_j40vcsp wrote
imagine he gets your order wrong too. “uh, ben affleck I said I wanted a large regular and a cruller wtf is this?”
Positive-Material t1_j3wsf1i wrote
Looks very similar to the guy who actually works at my local Dunkin Donuts..You guys realize this was probably a paid promotion by Dunkin where they paid him to appear to be doing this out of good will.
frankybling t1_j3xc2nb wrote
it was a shoot for a new Dunkin ad in fact
Notmystationbro t1_j42gatb wrote
It’s always about money and self promotion. Actors are the most self absorbed people out there
freshkicksss t1_j3zvevd wrote
I don’t think they’d like to be associated with a rapist
HardRockGeologist t1_j3wfpdo wrote
Casey would need to physically be halfway inside and halfway outside so he could claim he wasn't smoking inside.