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Murderyoga t1_j7559lj wrote
He ded?
ZGeekie OP t1_j75bshb wrote
He wasn't actually asleep there. Here's the full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLJzRd2yEAQ
chev327fox t1_j780g5o wrote
Was gonna say he’s being licked like crazy there’s no way he’s asleep.
ZGeekie OP t1_j750pco wrote
The guy's name is Dolph Volker. He's an animal advocate who calls himself "The Cheetah Whisperer".
IDoPokeSmot t1_j750uxe wrote
One day he will be the cheetahs lunch
Rondaru t1_j781bgm wrote
To be fair, we humans are not prey animals to cheetahs. There is no documented case of any cheetah ever having hunted, killed or eaten a human. That being said, they are wild animals and may fight if they feel threatened and backed into a corner.
IDoPokeSmot t1_j781y6f wrote
I'm fatter than your average human.... Sharks might mistake me for a whale. To a cheetah, im probably a buffet on a conveyor belt.
Rondaru t1_j783c2i wrote
If you have the decency to just drop dead yourself perhaps. The jaw muscles of a cheetah are too weak to break the neck of any animal our size, and evolution isn't kind to predators that try to tackle much larger animals without an instant-kill strategy.
IDoPokeSmot t1_j784eyb wrote
If it's a fair fight, maybe, but if he spots me and triggers the flight, not fight reflex, his teeth are going in me like a hot knife thur butter.
Rondaru t1_j785fc8 wrote
Well, fortunately for you cheetahs are more prone to take flight. Comes from not being an apex predator in their habitat and those damn lions always wanting to bully them.
But yeah, if it would come to a fight, their sharp teeth and claws will win over your munchies and fingernails.
573IAN t1_j75gson wrote
Dolph: this big kitty loves me so much
Cheetah: “You be tasting good…. Fall asleep, bitch.”
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Amasterclass t1_j76mjq1 wrote
Cheeting in his missus, tut
Whiskeyisneeded t1_j74ztt8 wrote
Kitty is checking out it's lunch.....
smokeyfantastico t1_j758e6a wrote
Shouldn't play with your food
JustSomeApparition t1_j74zw20 wrote
"Studies suggest that the papillae shape (tiny scoop-shaped structures made of keratin that help give the cats tongue its texture) may help the cat with gripping food during eating, and the sharp tip may help with tissue deformation and penetration into meat."
That cheetah is tenderizing that man, lol