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neoprenewedgie t1_j6h22om wrote

I was so disillusioned when I went off to college and the bathroom stall graffiti was still lame. However, there was one quote I saw that stuck with me for over 30 years:

"She's so hot, I'd drag my cock across 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the telephone."

I dunno... there was just a certain poetry to it.

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Ziggy5tardu5t t1_j6kktta wrote

I've heard it as:

"I'd drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie"

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neoprenewedgie t1_j6kmnfk wrote

A little more low-brow, but same general idea.

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Mahatmajohndi t1_j6m7rc2 wrote

I agree, the pissing in the tin cup really exudes that classy vibe. Seriously, I really agree.

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combatkangaroo69 t1_j6gpkzr wrote

What does me and my cart mean?

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StanByMay t1_j6goc8d wrote

I guess they’re having a survey to find STD’s.

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punkhora t1_j6gs0q3 wrote

how the hell do you misspell hoe

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johnsolomon t1_j6goc6n wrote

This is around the age every guy discovers fapping, so they're probably not lying about their balls aching

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ikhaled27 t1_j6h1wag wrote

HOÆ

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TrumpMasturbator t1_j6hcwy9 wrote

A child became a man this day. He went from having issue with promiscuous women to having issue with his homeowner’s association.

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Logical-Broccoli-331 t1_j6hlpe1 wrote

Watch out! That girl is draining the dudes soul from his cock!

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FactoryBuilder t1_j6i18fn wrote

Is she a cumbender or something? What’s going on over there?

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Wet-Company-663 t1_j6gtame wrote

Is this what the guys stall looks like haha

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Shogun2049 t1_j6hkjed wrote

Care to show us what graffiti in a womens stall looks like?

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[deleted] t1_j6ipr1y wrote

Picture quotes you would see on r/im14andthisisdeep

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tatsumakisempukyaku t1_j6hz5v0 wrote

One I still remember to this day from my high school toilet that I actually laughed at : was a crude picture of a hand cupping a soft serve turd and the words "bogs over 2kg must be lowered by hand"

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firesiege t1_j6gz8wp wrote

I like that the first vote for "very" was actually a heart. Then, got scratched out to be made a check mark.

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WaferTop6276 t1_j6iypom wrote

"He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls; he who reads these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit." Bar bathroom stall, Detroit, Michigan

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Mick_Dowell t1_j6j62be wrote

hey, no "Wagner loves cocks"? Is this even bathroom art?

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ShawMK90 t1_j6jcrl4 wrote

Where’s the joke is in your hands message

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iceyhot80 t1_j6jmvtd wrote

Since the advent of smart phones it seems bathroom graffiti isn't as prevalent on public bathroom stalls. I kinda miss the crappy spellings and weird thoughts you'd read. This brings me back.

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Exciting-Match7776 t1_j6lian7 wrote

This is nothing compared to construction jobsite porta potties

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Insulin_Addict52 t1_j6pf4a8 wrote

Looks more like a middle school bathroom. High schoolers would have actual graffiti gear by then, not drawing on the walls with a pencil

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