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joviusjune t1_j6a6hea wrote

Pretty scary of this has anything to do with forshadowing

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ThatWhiskeyHammer t1_j6a6lr8 wrote

I call this one "blood splatter, part 1"

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PsychoticNature t1_j6a7lz3 wrote

I see a bright career as a blood splatter analyst in your nieces future.

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larmstr t1_j6cejou wrote

As a mom of a 3 year old I have a lot of those. The brown ones are just as terrifying.

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LordTC t1_j6agerw wrote

Is that finger painting or a nose bleed?

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TurboWraith t1_j6a830s wrote

“How is the little Serial Killer Princess?”

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M0rninPooter t1_j6a9ym1 wrote

It’s a perfect illustration of the female condition. Love it. Future artist right here.

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tom_strange t1_j6a9rnp wrote

Interesting... how old is your niece?

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FenderDropD t1_j6a9rv0 wrote

I feel an origin story starting here..

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Irishpanda1971 t1_j6abjzv wrote

You laugh, but you never know. The kid could develop a real interest in art, and one day you and your sister will look back at this, where it started.

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Ploppy_son_of_Ploppy t1_j6acpdx wrote

My son did something similar in '98 at nursery (UK), lots more red though. When asked what it was by staff, he said "Resident Evil". Kid's been a gamer all his life haha.

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Alternative_Bit_3445 t1_j6ahn08 wrote

Am disappointed at how many "Dexter"s got here before I could.

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gadget850 t1_j6amf3j wrote

I'm watching the serial killer episode of The Sandman right now.

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AskMoreQuestionsOk t1_j6bmyaj wrote

Great series. I hope they make another season.

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gadget850 t1_j6dbgsb wrote

Ditto. Apparently there is some thought of a Johanna Constantine spinoff. Still waiting for Dead Boy Detectives, but with Doom Patrol getting axed I don't have my hopes up.

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tortoise_- t1_j6anf4c wrote

This is better than any piece of modern art

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Nightflight406 t1_j6bjy4j wrote

She also came home with a kitchen knife.

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csr222 t1_j6a9qgy wrote

Amazing!

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[deleted] t1_j6agtn7 wrote

She should draw this again when adult, then it would actually be art

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_Shotha_ t1_j6ah2yi wrote

Looks like a painting from "The Intouchables"

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zachtheperson t1_j6aky8q wrote

She has a bright future as a blood splatter analyst 😅

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dovalencia t1_j6am5ez wrote

She found out if you pick your nose hard enough, you get red paint. Genius.

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glazedapplefritter t1_j6an7in wrote

As someone who works in daycare we do a lot of art like this lol

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UGLYWOLFF t1_j6apla6 wrote

she burning ants w/ a magnifying glass on the blacktop during recess

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edisonpioneer t1_j6arxsm wrote

Such depth in detail. Conveys all sorts of emotions - strength , despair, hope ,resilience , pain, happiness.

Why are tears rolling down my cheeks.

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SunChipMan t1_j6atna6 wrote

I'd complain that it was folded in half

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Andrewskyy1 t1_j6augxg wrote

Not that different from money laundering pieces tbh

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Candr3w t1_j6avomz wrote

Avant Garde

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Violated-Tristen t1_j6ayjbu wrote

Is she going into forensic sciences? I remember seeing these blood splatter examples you were asked to determine the height, direction of the strike, explained the smears etc… Interesting.

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Worldly_Ad_8149 t1_j6aztyz wrote

This is obviously Totoro screaming into the void that is the sky.

Well done young artist.

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Chrysheigh t1_j6b1f9e wrote

and then the kid cries when they see the "art drawer" is getting cleaned out. i cant keep every piece of paper you made a wobble line on. once a week kindergarden gives us a huge bag with like 50 "drawings". "look what i drew for you" like wtf, thanks i guess

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Corfiz74 t1_j6b2pp6 wrote

What did she call it, "Have you prayed to-night, Desdemona?"

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jrham1 t1_j6b4hr0 wrote

Nosebleed?

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coltyf t1_j6b6hlm wrote

Get her to do this on a nice canvas and it’ll be in a museum. It’ll have people standing in front of it trying to make sense of it, looking puzzled.

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-K_P- t1_j6bcs6t wrote

So did they ever find the rest of the body? Cause if that's all she left at that age, she has a bright future at this...

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CCriscal t1_j6cohfi wrote

Is it called "nosebleed"?

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josephmo87 t1_j6e94mj wrote

You can throw it away in a few weeks or just throw it out now.

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Frequent_Singer_6534 t1_j6gjy85 wrote

If Cy Twombly had “painted” this it would be selling for millions

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MrPuffer23 t1_j6ah13t wrote

Have you had any pets going missing?

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LaLutzi t1_j6amkt6 wrote

It's to early for menstruation art

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