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ThatWhiskeyHammer t1_j6a6lr8 wrote
I call this one "blood splatter, part 1"
DutifulDuck458 t1_j6a7bke wrote
Column The Bloodening
Historical-Artist581 t1_j6ak19l wrote
Okay Dexter
WCGWjoiningReddit t1_j6bmqbz wrote
Nose Bleed.
NutellaGood t1_j6bmruf wrote
ghost-rider74 t1_j6aow5n wrote
Looks like a period piece
SavannahGuthriesLips t1_j6coar9 wrote
You win.
neoprenewedgie t1_j6aa470 wrote
It's upside down.
davefanri t1_j6a8or7 wrote
Big Dexter fan
PsychoticNature t1_j6a7lz3 wrote
I see a bright career as a blood splatter analyst in your nieces future.
slinger301 t1_j6ad1hk wrote
Is your niece's daycare located in a children's hospital?
DiamondChocobos t1_j6ag10b wrote
They have a great understanding of color theory
ChemistEconomy9467 t1_j6azdi0 wrote
Or a school?
larmstr t1_j6cejou wrote
As a mom of a 3 year old I have a lot of those. The brown ones are just as terrifying.
CALLMeeSKIPPY t1_j6a8813 wrote
Nice elephant
LordTC t1_j6agerw wrote
Is that finger painting or a nose bleed?
TurboWraith t1_j6a830s wrote
“How is the little Serial Killer Princess?”
M0rninPooter t1_j6a9ym1 wrote
It’s a perfect illustration of the female condition. Love it. Future artist right here.
Hopeless-Necromantic t1_j6ab3q5 wrote
Looks like that one time I sneezed with a bloody nose
MrRabbito t1_j6a8dz1 wrote
Surprise mothafucka!
JimmyfromtheColts t1_j6behtv wrote
Hot fries mothafucka!
tom_strange t1_j6a9rnp wrote
Interesting... how old is your niece?
FenderDropD t1_j6a9rv0 wrote
I feel an origin story starting here..
Irishpanda1971 t1_j6abjzv wrote
You laugh, but you never know. The kid could develop a real interest in art, and one day you and your sister will look back at this, where it started.
Ploppy_son_of_Ploppy t1_j6acpdx wrote
My son did something similar in '98 at nursery (UK), lots more red though. When asked what it was by staff, he said "Resident Evil". Kid's been a gamer all his life haha.
Alternative_Bit_3445 t1_j6ahn08 wrote
Am disappointed at how many "Dexter"s got here before I could.
gadget850 t1_j6amf3j wrote
I'm watching the serial killer episode of The Sandman right now.
AskMoreQuestionsOk t1_j6bmyaj wrote
Great series. I hope they make another season.
gadget850 t1_j6dbgsb wrote
Ditto. Apparently there is some thought of a Johanna Constantine spinoff. Still waiting for Dead Boy Detectives, but with Doom Patrol getting axed I don't have my hopes up.
tortoise_- t1_j6anf4c wrote
This is better than any piece of modern art
guinness1759cornhead t1_j6aolnf wrote
it's the ol ink blot test.
RonSwansonsOldMan t1_j6b0iza wrote
At least she has nice handwriting.
Nightflight406 t1_j6bjy4j wrote
She also came home with a kitchen knife.
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csr222 t1_j6a9qgy wrote
Amazing!
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LorenzoBargioni t1_j6accmd wrote
Art from the future?
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[deleted] t1_j6agtn7 wrote
She should draw this again when adult, then it would actually be art
whale-jizz t1_j6agxkl wrote
Metal
_Shotha_ t1_j6ah2yi wrote
Looks like a painting from "The Intouchables"
HumbleTraffic4675 t1_j6ahffw wrote
Pretty sure this is some kind of ransom note
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zachtheperson t1_j6aky8q wrote
She has a bright future as a blood splatter analyst 😅
dovalencia t1_j6am5ez wrote
She found out if you pick your nose hard enough, you get red paint. Genius.
glazedapplefritter t1_j6an7in wrote
As someone who works in daycare we do a lot of art like this lol
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UGLYWOLFF t1_j6apla6 wrote
she burning ants w/ a magnifying glass on the blacktop during recess
ScottManAgent t1_j6aqp6l wrote
Blood splatter?
Bulky-Internal8579 t1_j6arh8c wrote
AAHCHOOO!
edisonpioneer t1_j6arxsm wrote
Such depth in detail. Conveys all sorts of emotions - strength , despair, hope ,resilience , pain, happiness.
Why are tears rolling down my cheeks.
BattlePopcorn t1_j6at859 wrote
Brooks was here
SunChipMan t1_j6atna6 wrote
I'd complain that it was folded in half
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Andrewskyy1 t1_j6augxg wrote
Not that different from money laundering pieces tbh
Significant-Neck9605 t1_j6av2zs wrote
She’s a bloody genius!
Candr3w t1_j6avomz wrote
Avant Garde
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Violated-Tristen t1_j6ayjbu wrote
Is she going into forensic sciences? I remember seeing these blood splatter examples you were asked to determine the height, direction of the strike, explained the smears etc… Interesting.
FlarpyBlunderguffs t1_j6ayq9u wrote
Dexter would love it
CrumbledTheCookies t1_j6ayu9q wrote
When you blow your nose after a coke bender.
MooingZombie t1_j6az2mu wrote
You have to start them young.
Worldly_Ad_8149 t1_j6aztyz wrote
This is obviously Totoro screaming into the void that is the sky.
Well done young artist.
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Chrysheigh t1_j6b1f9e wrote
and then the kid cries when they see the "art drawer" is getting cleaned out. i cant keep every piece of paper you made a wobble line on. once a week kindergarden gives us a huge bag with like 50 "drawings". "look what i drew for you" like wtf, thanks i guess
Corfiz74 t1_j6b2pp6 wrote
What did she call it, "Have you prayed to-night, Desdemona?"
jrham1 t1_j6b4hr0 wrote
Nosebleed?
Jazzlike_Adeptness_1 t1_j6b4vhq wrote
For this, you won’t need the luminol.
coltyf t1_j6b6hlm wrote
Get her to do this on a nice canvas and it’ll be in a museum. It’ll have people standing in front of it trying to make sense of it, looking puzzled.
Affectionate-Play245 t1_j6b8v9k wrote
Medium velocity spatter is what they call that.
-K_P- t1_j6bcs6t wrote
So did they ever find the rest of the body? Cause if that's all she left at that age, she has a bright future at this...
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CCriscal t1_j6cohfi wrote
Is it called "nosebleed"?
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AleeeeshaB t1_j6cxusf wrote
Nose bleed chíc!
Ash24668 t1_j6e74il wrote
Utter rubbish
josephmo87 t1_j6e94mj wrote
You can throw it away in a few weeks or just throw it out now.
SamTheAlpha1 t1_j6eeyoz wrote
Damn, she has her period?
Zero_Night_Howler t1_j6eg569 wrote
That looks like a murder scene happened
FigEquivalent109 t1_j6fgfex wrote
It's the blood from her enemies
Frequent_Singer_6534 t1_j6gjy85 wrote
If Cy Twombly had “painted” this it would be selling for millions
EnigmaticLadyVael t1_j6gxbwc wrote
Looks like a blood splatter analyst in the making
MrPuffer23 t1_j6ah13t wrote
Have you had any pets going missing?
InspectionHot8328 t1_j6aj8b5 wrote
A side of menstrual in red
LaLutzi t1_j6amkt6 wrote
It's to early for menstruation art
joviusjune t1_j6a6hea wrote
Pretty scary of this has anything to do with forshadowing