Submitted by schannoman t3_1000gv5 in funny
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schannoman OP t1_j2eqtdm wrote
That's the vibe I'm getting.
I feel bad because it hasn't even had the chance to meet other drivers since the company got it.
flentaldoss t1_j2es7h7 wrote
no sloppy seconds for you, be the first in there champ
st4n13l t1_j2eptsw wrote
I would chop my dick off if my vehicle got under 10mpg. Thoughts and prayers.
schannoman OP t1_j2eq0l3 wrote
I mean, it's a work truck. Towing constantly and currently has a plow on it
derpyDuodenum t1_j2etrui wrote
Wouldn't a tractor pull a plow a bit better? /s
schannoman OP t1_j2ev3o8 wrote
Well if I'm reading the dash correctly the truck is the thing wanting to be plowed
derpyDuodenum t1_j2evjfe wrote
Well...now you're just making way too much sense!!!
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Iamlordbutter t1_j2evifi wrote
You just described 80% of trucks.
trucknorris84 t1_j2ewoos wrote
I’d say half really. So many people use them as commuters that get decent mileage.
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criticalstinker1 t1_j2ez8wg wrote
There’s no way this guy still has his dick. 🤷🏻
drewismynamea t1_j2eravk wrote
Ass, gas, or grass
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cavesquatch t1_j2etmt7 wrote
You might wanna throw some paper towels in your fuel tank! I'm just kidding but you might need a new water fuel separator.
schannoman OP t1_j2eukrq wrote
It's winter. You just need to drain the filter a bit because of condensation.
That's why there are sensors and a warning light.
cavesquatch t1_j2eybl8 wrote
Ah yeah that makes sense. I was a PM tech for a company that didn't really know wtf they were doing so it would stand to reason I picked up some bad habits.
schannoman OP t1_j2eykwj wrote
It's just handy that water is more dense than diesel so it settles to the bottom of the filter
cavesquatch t1_j2eyu3w wrote
Oh yeah 10-4. We hauled salt and potash so instead of doing the normal thing, any time we got any kind of warning we would just replace whatever was making it warn us. That would explain why the company isn't around anymore eh?
flentaldoss t1_j2eqj4d wrote
36F 9.8 💦 wet and looking for sum1 h07 to fill⛽️ mi up 6969
AI is really going places