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p_dimi t1_iuabegf wrote

Likely because they don't have the mind of a 12 year old. Literally took me effort to bend my thoughts in that direction and even then it was a stretch.

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TheHollowBard t1_iuamunt wrote

Curious if OP is from the UK. I've heard "organ" to refer to a dick a lot more on British TV than North American TV.

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TeaProgrammatically4 t1_iubo37z wrote

We do not claim them.

There certainly are people here who think the height of humour is to make inane puns, bray like donkeys, ask "get it?", bray some more, then explain their inanity. They even seem to have their own television shows, but we don't claim them.

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nonofyourbusinessgo t1_iucfl8k wrote

I don’t what’s wrong with it, asking for a friend?

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p_dimi t1_iucn0mm wrote

Your friend would benefit from never knowing, more surviving braincells that way.

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MSGRiley t1_iuadbwj wrote

Exactly. They should have led with

"Televangelist has 5th largest organ in the world gets his pipes cleaned."

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hu_gnew t1_iuak50p wrote

Was there ever a time when r/funny was actually funny and not just a constant stream of puerile dick "jokes"? Asking for a friend.

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wanderingfloatilla t1_iuabv7n wrote

I don't get what is wrong, do you have an issue with the title?

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7fax t1_iuac3oj wrote

I don't see what's wrong

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Heres_your_sign t1_iuald5e wrote

Seriously dude, grow up.

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SalesAutopsy OP t1_iub2gnb wrote

I think you might have accidentally gone to the wrong subreddit. This isn't r/fuddy.

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ricardo9505 t1_iuadft5 wrote

Funny part toe is it's now a Roman Catholic church. As a former Catholic our numbers are dwindling. We Latinos are converting and the Irish and Italians ain't popping out babies like they used to.

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yavasca t1_iubbxjz wrote

Catch what?

Don't get me wrong, I understand organ can mean penis. But so can about a hundred other words. There are SO MANY words for penis.

But there is only one word for the musical instrument being discussed here. What do you think they should've called it?

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SalesAutopsy OP t1_iubi43v wrote

Do you understand the point of this post?

The editor should have caught the phrasing because it creates a double entandre. I can't believe I have to explain this to anyone. They could have referred to it in a lot of different ways without having it appear like there referring to something sexual.

It's like 50,000 other funny / screwed up headlines that have gone before it. That's why it's in this subreddit.

At least I didn't double down on the humor and suggest Hazel is the wrong name for the organ. Most men would have named it Elvis.

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batatatchugen t1_iueb29v wrote

Dude, everyone got your point, it just isn't a good one, that's all.

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Renerts t1_iucfl2y wrote

Plot twist: they did notice.

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SalesAutopsy OP t1_iucyhs3 wrote

After it was explained, very slowly and witj very large hand gestures.

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Ok_Kaleidoscope1630 t1_iudk7nq wrote

There's nothing to catch. The statement was not written specifically for giggling ten-year-olds.

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BalognaPonyParty t1_iuadufk wrote

but they don't have money to pay the victims of the sexual abuse they did

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pokey68 t1_iuat6bn wrote

And in LaCrescent, Minnesota, a wonderful church holds their “Crucifixion Family Fun Fest” every summer.

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VapingLawrence t1_iudsomj wrote

Luckily i hadn't any faith in humanity left so no harm done.

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intollerablepleasure t1_iuebfbe wrote

The only thing funny here is the guy started a church on a drive theatre, paved the way for mega churches and is clearly making a huge amount of money and yet people don't think he is full of shit or a scam artist?? Now that is laughable.

Only other laughable thing I can see is how frustrated OP is getting that they had to explain what they thought the joke was 🤣 because we all know that if you have to point out that it was meant to be a joke and then explain it to everyone then that is a sign of it being a really good joke. /s

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WiseChoices t1_iuabde7 wrote

THAT IS A HOOT!

Proofreading isn't that complicated. I agree. How did they miss that?

The crowd is gonna love it 😀

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SalesAutopsy OP t1_iuakvon wrote

Sounds like all organ-related issues

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SalesAutopsy OP t1_iuakn6s wrote

Organ = body part

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papi-punk t1_iubdv7a wrote

Are you aware that organ is an instrument

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batatatchugen t1_iueda1i wrote

Your liver is also an organ.

After reading the headline, the first thing I thought was that some pastor claimed Jesus cured sime sort of illness that was affecting one of his organs; organ=dick only came to mind muuuuuuuch later, and only after reading the first few words of the article and realizing they were taking about a musical instrument.

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papi-punk t1_iuepb0n wrote

I had to read through it twice and still didn't get what was supposed to be funny. I just read organ as the instrument because churches have them

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