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theWildBore t1_ja159me wrote
Didiaper oxide is lethal
mhk98 t1_ja1z6rd wrote
You’re thinking of diaper dioxide actually: DiaperO_2
contextsdontmatter t1_ja26whq wrote
But in all seriousness Daycare workers never seem free of URIs during winter
Breakfest-burrito t1_ja29z1z wrote
Uri?
witchinthewalls_ t1_ja2am68 wrote
Upper respiratory infections (colds(usually))
ZestyLife54 t1_ja2uaqq wrote
Upper Respiratory Infection
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mrfitty t1_ja1pclr wrote
I think you may have proved the OP's point. Are toddlers not tiny stupid people?..
violentmilkshake72 t1_ja1qnyi wrote
Tiny stupid drunk people
-OmarLittle- t1_ja1ui31 wrote
with a death wish all the time - yet can still remain adorable. It's so conflicting.
vkapadia t1_ja1zwaj wrote
My wife works at a daycare. Can confirm this is true.
Incredulous_Toad t1_ja21gyw wrote
Kids are just buckets of disease.
vkapadia t1_ja23veo wrote
Yup. Her immune system is stronger now, but when she first worked there she'd come home sniffly all the time.
KickBassColonyDrop t1_ja20lhc wrote
Tough call. They don't develop object permanence for several years. I think you need that in order to qualify as someone being stupid. If their brains can't remember that because their eyes can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there, then it's impossible to claim they're stupid. In fact, claiming that they're stupid is on of itself stupid. You neeny.
ScarTheGoth t1_ja14vrv wrote
Can confirm. My cousin worked in one and got Covid twice.
Sumpm t1_ja1mtph wrote
Possibly cruise ships
DarkGengar94 t1_ja21bcj wrote
What about old ppl smell?
Old lady was near the register the other day and I was dam choking
clmont07 t1_ja2etzm wrote
Jj. Jjn
Desperate-Fix-9930 t1_ja266dc wrote
Children of mass destruction
FranKing0807 t1_ja16tu0 wrote
>the air in daycare facilities
Have you been to a daycare, like ever? What the f🦆k kind of health inspector just allows the daycare to constantly smell like someone just opened 20 diapers on a summer day at the dump? Are your kids and/or you ok, u/shottylaw?
shottylaw t1_ja1ctrq wrote
I'm referring to the fact that kids are always sick, and daycares spread that wildly. Settle down
peter13g t1_ja1dirr wrote
I thought that was obvious, I never caught the flu… until I had a child. They just cough and sneeze right into your face and then laugh when you freak out.
asyoucommandstan t1_ja1j7zx wrote
and people ask why I dont want kids. Tack that reason on to the list I already have that's a mile long.
0r0B0t0 t1_ja1qzft wrote
Last week I got hand foot and mouth disease so bad I’m partially blind now. It should get better in few weeks. I hope anyway.
shottylaw t1_ja1r4qv wrote
Oh man, that sucks! I also got that when my kid was in daycare. Worst sore throat of my life
Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho t1_ja1xnn5 wrote
Shit bro, last year August. We send the 1 yo to daycare 5yo to kinder, 10yo to 4th. We had:
Stomach flu. 2 times
Flu. 1 time
A covid virus ( not 19)
Cold 2 times
We mask at home when someone is sick. This week is the only one we haven't been sick, one gets sick 3 days later the next one... just keep going
Dissastronaut t1_ja1d6sd wrote
China gave the united states tic tok algorithms for this reason
darkwhiskey t1_ja1p3gp wrote
blew my mind when I learned that China has an entirely different TikTok for its own citizens (more emphasis on education and business) than in the USA
APintOfFreshAir t1_ja1vz1u wrote
Honestly, as a professional… it gives me hope. I’m a little late on the field, and I thought Id be competing more.
Nope, kids are almost proud to be dumb as rocks.
Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho t1_ja1y6pe wrote
Almost? My my 20+yo nieces don't know about the Tulsa massacre and CRT, they went to protest during the floyd murder, they thought that was something new.
spyanryan4 t1_ja20qr3 wrote
At least they're trying? Why don't you educate them? They don't teach that in school
Prince_John t1_ja2dyxf wrote
CRT is a university level specialist topic that they will never study outside of that field and the Tulsa massacre isn’t part of the curriculum.
Do you expect them to have genetically encoded history or something? Get Uncling/Aunting and tell them about it!
Lotus_Blossom_ t1_ja1yvro wrote
Which part did they think was new?
Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho t1_ja1zbrl wrote
The systemic, under the table racism that has been going on after the segregation.
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disgruntledg04t t1_ja23mmq wrote
so why are you peddling this video?
DinoRaawr t1_ja1vzb7 wrote
My neighbors are Chinese, and their TikToks are all livestreams of people selling make-up and other garbage
lacrimsonviking t1_ja25qo1 wrote
Do you live in China?
DinoRaawr t1_ja30lp1 wrote
No, but they did and they have a different version of the app called Douyin.
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kai325d t1_ja2hzyy wrote
He isn't, that's a lot of Asian tik toks in general
Breakfest-burrito t1_ja2icgl wrote
I'm saying he's an idiot for thinking it's not geographical and that simply being Chinese grants you access to the Chinese version of TikTok. Your region determines your viewing, it's like if someone says everyone in the UK watches BBC but I chime in saying "I have a neighbor from England and he watches CSPAN"....like yeah, you idiot, because he's your neighbor here in America
kai325d t1_ja2iuua wrote
Yh, no. There is literally a different Tiktok app that's not available to you or I and is region non affected and only displays Chinese contents so yh, he might actually be right.
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DinoRaawr t1_ja307q4 wrote
Lol what? Why do you think I wouldn't have considered that? Obviously I asked follow up questions. It's almost a completely different app for them. You can buy things off of it by swiping, and it has a few fundamentally different features like a new UI. It's not like they're just using it in Chinese.
dodgythreesome t1_ja1q01s wrote
Divide and conquer baby, Chinese have learnt well from the west.
Dissastronaut t1_ja1rgwg wrote
Haha yes and it's working like a charm
TossAwayGay92 t1_ja1rxh1 wrote
Says the one living in the former empire of Britannia, owner and operator of the East India Trading Company.
dodgythreesome t1_ja1ywjn wrote
Was born here against my will mate, I’ll be getting out of here at the first opportunity.
xxxsur t1_ja1x273 wrote
As a Hong Konger, whom have been reminded over and over again is Chinese by CCP, cannot use tic-toc since it is banned.
Come to think of it, CCP some times do good work to their people
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urawesomeniloveu t1_ja29xs4 wrote
That sounds like my Tiktok, and i'm in Australia. I believe Tiktok just feeds uaers what they're intetested in and I guarantee that there are plenty of users in America that get educational and business related feeds.
dbbcx3x t1_ja2vx6r wrote
Nah fr
TossAwayGay92 t1_ja0z7h8 wrote
No, they're just the ultimate means of transportation. The Enola Gay isn't regarded as the reason Hiroshima and Nagasaki were blown up, but rather the means of transportation for the tragedy.
JSwartz0181 t1_ja1k92m wrote
Just a point of pedantic correction: Enola Gay only dropped the bomb (Little Boy) on Hiroshima. Nagasaki (Fat Man) was Bockscar.
Lkorjo t1_ja1lk9b wrote
I mean... The statement still works. Enola Gay was the means of transport for the tragedy
nwbell t1_ja1q2s4 wrote
If "Ackchually" was a person
Koolaidguy541 t1_ja1nti1 wrote
Is this a typo, or have I been living a lie my whole life, thinking it was Boxcar?
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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ja20g6w wrote
It also wasn't a biological weapon. Biological weapons have to be the direct cause of injury.
lightyourfire t1_ja1i6gh wrote
Hahaha you said Enola
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Velvet_Pop t1_ja1jh43 wrote
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
jagdpanzer45 t1_ja21lmb wrote
Reminds me of a remark from someone working with the US National Parks “the problem with designing a bear-proof trashcan is that there is significant overlap between a dumb tourist and a smart bear”
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CA1EBYT6 t1_ja1k9sr wrote
that’s kinda why it’s in quotation marks
Sumpm t1_ja1n24c wrote
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Bat man!
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Joe4o2 t1_ja25fw6 wrote
I grew up hearing a slight variation of this: “whenever we try to make something idiot-proof, someone comes along and makes a better idiot.”
Batman_AoD t1_ja3aurz wrote
Adams also wrote a Hitchhiker short story, "Young Zaphod Plays it Safe", that is essentially about a particular person being treated as an extremely dangerous biological weapon because of his personality and behavior.
ReallyDumbRedditor t1_ja0uen9 wrote
Yup, look at the US education system. Our government is intentionally underpaying the teachers so that no sane person will ever pursue teaching as a career in the future. With no teachers, we will eventually have no schools. Stupid people will be the only people left, easily giving the government complete control over them.
FranKing0807 t1_ja15y56 wrote
My ultimate guide to Utopia summarized by a comedian as a joke:
"If we started overpaying teachers and underpaying politicians, we'd have more smart people, and less stupid laws."
lIlI1I1Il1l1 t1_ja2bm02 wrote
Sad thing about underpaying politicians is even more corruption and bribery, unless we remove their power over laws
Lagasz t1_ja28wj0 wrote
Theres a sentence that stuck into my mind from school:
"A stupid Pig lives a happier life because the smart one knows it is going the be slaughtered"
monkey_trumpets t1_ja23w7g wrote
To what end purpose though? If there are no well educated people then there will be no medical staff and everyone dies. Then what.
Im_Randy_Butter_Nubs t1_ja25vap wrote
Only the sick will die. You'll have plenty of working age peons that might live to 40.
Lagasz t1_ja296ax wrote
Just bring the birthrate up by not giving proper education. Cancelling abortion or even getting people to stop use all thise things that prevent pregnancy
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xxxsur t1_ja1xajt wrote
Meanwhile school shootings are not stopped. Sorry teachers, you are fucked
My_Username_Is_What t1_ja20bjs wrote
A country could, hypothetically speaking, spend around 800 billion dollars on their military and be the strongest country on the planet. You can't beat them in a fight, ever.
But you don't need to. Just get this hypothetical country to rot from the inside. You start introducing your ideas into pop culture, massage the media for a decade or two, and buy politicians. Convince those politicians to fleece their constituents, destroy the education system, and simultaneously get the public to think it's, once again hypothetically speaking, say a minority population that is at fault. Not the politicians.
Then you have uneducated stupid people running around killing each other and tearing up history in some "morality" based purge and tada, that once homogeneous and united country is now divided into city states busily attacking each other.
A wise man once wrote "in the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity."
Im_Randy_Butter_Nubs t1_ja26128 wrote
This guy gets it.
One-Step2764 t1_ja2bq3p wrote
Futurists worry about rogue AI for pretty good reasons; we've already experienced a primitive form of the problem in our social bureaucracy. Those politicians and powerholders do horrible things as they optimize toward a misaligned reward function, whether that's votes in a unrepresentative majoritarian polling system, leverage in an absurdly lopsided legislative system, or financial tokens in an economic system that rewards hoarders.
What's happening now in the US is not dissimilar from a game AI spamming some useless behavior that runs up a counter to no useful purpose. Unfortunately, the dollar-counter gives our social AI ever-greater power to perpetuate itself. Millions, billions, trillions of dollar-points, all redeemable for more and more human labor to be spent on accumulating more and more points, absolutely disregarding the humanitarian or ecological cost.
Poopoopug t1_ja28eth wrote
Reminds me of the movie Idiocracy
Wizzle_Pizzle_420 t1_ja2a5c0 wrote
Sometimes the characters in that movie don’t seem as terrible as what we’re dealing with. I had to stop reading/ watching dystopian movies, because some of them don’t seem as bad, and it made me angry that we’re in the age of douchebaggery.
We’re probably a horror movie for those in another dimension.
WettWednesday t1_ja38fxm wrote
>we are a horror story to those in other countries
Ftfy
In Germany they don't just learn about their past to prevent becoming nazi germany again, they also learn in their version of high school, about current American propaganda. And not only is Germany well aware how fucked up we are over here, so are most of western europe. And they're seeing a lot of same overlap in the UK with very similar propaganda and internal destruction.
When Americans stopped aiming for a better future for all Americans, and started only focusing on ourselves and the "I got mine fuck you" mentality, we started accelerating this process beyond a means of fixing it.
Bierbart12 t1_ja0vdhx wrote
Probably. Or they help build crowd immunity faster through their stupidity
LiamTheHuman t1_ja1zs8p wrote
I actually wondered something similar. Like if countries are using mental warfare on each other, are they hurting one another or just teaching the populous how to defend against it in the long run. I guess just like other organisms the strong cultures that can withstand the pressure survive and the weak are controlled or die off
_meshy t1_ja1jnrc wrote
I dunno. I've lived for decades around stupid people. I don't think I'd last as long around weapons grade anthrax.
zacablast3r t1_ja1k9j2 wrote
Warhammer orks if you just add a little bit of collective psychic power
Merry_Fridge_Day t1_ja1zdw3 wrote
Don't give them any ideas...
Pacman_Frog t1_ja1salw wrote
"You can never completely idiot-proof something. Because God makes the idiots, and he's a better Engineer than you."
thedarkracer t1_ja150zk wrote
Agree and it is not confined to diseases only. They never listen to reason and just argue endlessly whilst putting others in danger. Take someone on the road for example. They would cross signs and ignore traffic lights saying it is just government controlling them and they are meant to be free. And then they cause accidents.
ezbnsteve t1_ja0suli wrote
People have always been the means for spreading a biological agent. Stupid or otherwise. There were some test with mosquitoes…
HesThePhantom t1_ja0xjsc wrote
So it was the Chinese who invented lead paint and gasoline? /s
VagabondStarr t1_ja1d8ti wrote
Fourth and Fifth Generation Warfare more or less operate on this assumption.
sbringel74 t1_ja1rzbh wrote
I think its greedy people. But theyre still stupid, so your point stands valid.
vaportracks t1_ja26tr0 wrote
Greedy people with power are definitely the most dangerous biological weapons on the planet.
duskull007 t1_ja1v2xd wrote
Or just average people. Too dumb to realize they're being manipulated, but just smart enough to think they're coming up with these "clever" ideas on their own
Chewbacca0510 t1_ja1vxeh wrote
I’m legit waiting for world war 3 to be fought over whether we should vaccinate or not, are there other genders, is Karen as bad as the n word and so many other stupid things like that 😂
DishBush t1_ja22jcc wrote
And people considering the word obese to be a slur as well 😂😂
Chewbacca0510 t1_ja22r9c wrote
Oh yeah let me add this to the list along with “are pronouns in the Bible?”
Chewbacca0510 t1_ja265i2 wrote
Oh and also whether the moon landing was faked or not despite so much evidence that it couldn’t be faked
SuddenlyElga t1_ja20s08 wrote
A few years ago I heard about the train theory that kept humans from progressing as fast as we could.
I don’t remember it exactly, but it kind of went like this:
The locomotive represents science and people wanting to make life better. But that locomotive is held back by train cars full of religious people and other dumbasses.
I’m sure the real theory is a lot more politically correct but that’s the gist.
sadmimikyu t1_ja21sqm wrote
The lobbies as well.
Lots of products that were invented but the lobby forbids its use.
SuddenlyElga t1_ja22hpv wrote
Yes. I agree. I don’t remember greed being part of the “drag” on society in the example but it totally is.
Prime_Mover t1_ja20xzz wrote
Actually, it's period pains. Will absolutely incapacitate you for days without medication and often with , every month for decades. If they could weaponize it, god help us all.
The_BrainFreight t1_ja1xi9p wrote
What do you mean easily manipulated people can do your bidding?
This mechanic has been abused for as long as humans banded into larger groups
dudenamedfella t1_ja1yovs wrote
Of you haven’t seen this them check out this movie imdb
Bhodi3K t1_ja24ewz wrote
The biggest threat to humans long term survival, is that IQ is inversely proportional to the number of offspring.
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Did you ever hear tale of the Confederate 'dead man's switch'?
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HWNY506 t1_ja1zalq wrote
Well they don’t put “Do not immerse in water” on new toasters and hair dryers for nothing.
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Forsaken_Jelly t1_ja26y8a wrote
They're too stupid to be weaponized.
A sword that harms the wielder is not a weapon.
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MagroMalo t1_ja28c9v wrote
Ever wonder why TVs are insanely cheap and have depreciated year over year while everything else is more expensive? Or why billion dollar companies find ways to facilitate people buying phones on payments when they can't get credit for literally anything else?
This post. That's why.
DandyLion23 t1_ja28x5g wrote
It's greedy people. While stupid people do stuff wrong by accident, greedy people actively do evil for their own gain.
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MisterFixit_69 t1_ja2ag99 wrote
That's why china sends unrestricted TikTok to the rest of the world. And its working.
santz007 t1_ja2atn2 wrote
Republicans primary strategy is to defund education to keep their voter base stupid, it makes it easier to fool them with their lies
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iren33 t1_ja23f3m wrote
Imagine spreading stupid people in the air or in the water lines
WuTang360Bees t1_ja1ptxq wrote
Stupid is not an infectious disease and it doesn’t make your insides melt into a puddle. So no
LOZLover90 t1_ja1rkrs wrote
The last three years would tell you otherwise.
Merry_Fridge_Day t1_ja1zy1t wrote
Just wait until you see what the next three years have in store... ...and to think, it all started with the murder of an innocent ape named Harambe.
WuTang360Bees t1_ja1rsq8 wrote
Go google ‘smallpox’ jackass.
LOZLover90 t1_ja1salm wrote
Go google "fuckwit", you were one of the top results.
TerminalEgress t1_ja1yzjd wrote
Who do you think spreads disease?
WuTang360Bees t1_ja1zutw wrote
What do you think the word ‘disease’ means?
shottylaw t1_ja145xz wrote
I'm pretty sure the ultimate biological weapon is the air in daycare facilities