Submitted by I_exist_becuase_yes_ t3_11dds4l in Showerthoughts
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StuffinYrMuffinR t1_ja8p7r7 wrote
Damn, I was just going to have the last line be "then I died"
sumika0055 t1_ja9ztmd wrote
this reminds me of the guy who killed himself when he turned 60 and wrote down basically his entire life in a website: https://martin-manley.eprci.com
A_brown_dog t1_jaapj7q wrote
Til
soda-jerk t1_ja940ki wrote
You only need to continue writing up to the point where you die. If that's not possible, you can also have a ghostwriter finish it for you, and it still counts as an autobiography.
ExitSweaty4959 t1_ja9agnx wrote
"I'm in my hospital bed now. I don't think I'm too good. Is this how I die?" Is the last note left on the subject's autobiography manuscript. Underneath this line there's just a blotch of paint where we can imagine was where his fountain pen fell.
Klayman55 t1_ja8mo2a wrote
The more time you spend on your autobiography the less time you spend living it.
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Roderie94 t1_ja82ndv wrote
Sure you can. Just write a detailed description of how you kill yourself.