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[deleted] t1_iy25ci9 wrote

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Dependent-Meet-8022 t1_iy5czn9 wrote

Next we need some Calamari Rings (Life Savers knockoffs) for stocking stuffers. Definitely a Dollar Tree exclusive.

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InfiniteChicken t1_iy3rprx wrote

The quahogs were hung by the chimney with care, in the hopes that Saint Buddy soon would be there.

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darekta t1_iy3f9vo wrote

The real question is where can I find them?!?!

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saucyB52 t1_iy24h97 wrote

they were gona call them clamidia canes but ran out of ink

thus you suck the clam

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Stoicdadman t1_iy39qtt wrote

Need scouring for them! If I find them I will let everyone know... Found pickle and sardine flavored ones...

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floatintotheriver t1_iy3i287 wrote

Why does the clam guy look like he’s got a knife and won’t take no for an answer?

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Dances_With_Cheese t1_iy45g1c wrote

Do you remember the East Providence Townie mascot? He had a knife and a scaly cap like he was about to fight and stab you?

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yalfto t1_iy3ity9 wrote

These are wrong on so many levels. A great gag gift for sure but oh lordy i don't think I could bring myself to try one.

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Fine-Loquat t1_iy5svum wrote

I am simultaneously disgusted and intrigued by this abomination

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YodaHead t1_iy426l2 wrote

Gweneth Paltrow.

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Beezlegrunk t1_iy42owi wrote

Archie McPhee — it says it right on the box …

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waheifilmguy t1_iy4sl2s wrote

The taste test--https://www.foodbeast.com/news/clamdy-canes/

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WhitewolfStormrunner t1_iy3z5il wrote

Oh, yuck.

I don't know, but they should be ashamed of themselves.

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HollisFortune t1_iy5pdrp wrote

I’ve given people at my school similar ones: Mac & cheese, mushroom, and ham. I think this could be the next torture device I use

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