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04221970 t1_ixehgkl wrote

Harry the Impaler?

Vlad the Impotter?

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixehqiz wrote

Well this was years before Harry Potter so it was just me and my frizzy hair and glasses drac.

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04221970 t1_ixei2hj wrote

It was years before the story was written......not years before it happened.

You're undead, Harry.

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixei8d7 wrote

Although I did not specify, I cannot disagree. You are the best kind of correct.

And that last line killed it bud. Very nice.

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nooshaw t1_ixfbjlt wrote

The middle kid with the low effort face mask looks truly psycho to me. Everyone else is excited and he is just standing there like, 'yea I do this for a living'

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixfbwh3 wrote

Right? His, uh... expression, or total lack of one, says "oh, that was today? Got lucky again old boy."

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ArbutusPhD t1_ixewj9h wrote

False! You are not a Dracula

You are either a vampire, or THE Dracula

Fact: bears beat bampires

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixf109c wrote

Wait though, I said the Dracula.

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ArbutusPhD t1_ixffg29 wrote

You said the, not The

Are you a the or The the

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixfnoqg wrote

I thought Dracula was not only a name, but a title. He's the big guy. Like lots of devils but only a Lucifer. So I was making the distinction between myself, The Dracula, and then that othe guy with the green shit on his face.

I can see how my initial description was inadequate and I'm glad we got to the bottom of my Halloween cub scout costume from 32 years ago. Seriously, thanks for that bit of pedanticism.

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ArbutusPhD t1_ixfzff3 wrote

Now I see that you too are a redditor of distinction. You made one hell of a the The Dracula

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixfzxnt wrote

Yo it was crappy as fuck but I was 10. At least I had fangs. That medal thing I was wearing was cuz I had only seen Bela lugosi as drac and he has some sort of awesome family amulet thing. Or so I thought.

Thanks for that, I appreciate the compliment and I really appreciate this conversation.

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skillbaron t1_ixfjg9y wrote

How is long arm Joe doing today ?

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixfnwaw wrote

Lots of shoulder pain. That shit was great for a laugh or 90 but in the end the surgery just wasn't worth it. I still can't believe they let us sell birdhouses as a fundraiser.

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OUBoyWonder t1_ixfrphl wrote

My man Lil Jason Voorhees for the win!

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Beebito t1_ixftt06 wrote

Is that the dab before the dab become popular?

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixfu80n wrote

I may be! I've been trying to figure out what Wolfman was doing back there since I found the pic again.

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beebs44 t1_ixg22tx wrote

Monster Squad

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixg2sno wrote

"Kick him in the nards!"

"Wolfman doesn't have nards!"

"Just do it!"

[Kick] [grunt]

"Wolfman has nards...."

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shouldbwurking t1_ixg3rqa wrote

Dorkula. Sorry. I couldn't resist. We were all awkward back then

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Haywood_jablowmeeee t1_ixiw62m wrote

Dracula with glasses. That was me for most of my childhood

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixjp7yc wrote

Word. Contacts were basically unheard of then.

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Haywood_jablowmeeee t1_ixjxpgn wrote

But thick glasses saved my stupid butt a few times. I woulda lost an eye at some point with fireworks and stick fights.

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixjy2kt wrote

I gotta agree with you there, they definitely served as eye protection in my childhood adventures.

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[deleted] t1_ixfpyqb wrote

Wrong subreddit.

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixfq91z wrote

I'm sorry you feel that way. Was there another you had in mind? r/BallinTillFallin perhaps?

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[deleted] t1_ixfrelb wrote

Lol, I was being facetious

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixfrtd1 wrote

Yeah, a part of me knew that. But I was going to catholic school back then and believe me, I actually was pretty much the coolest kid in my grades around me. Not like, 7th or 8th grade cool but better than the other little catholic kids in 4/5th grade.

I hope you're having a good evening.

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[deleted] t1_ixfwgea wrote

I was a junior high dork and slightly less dork in high school, and almost normal by the time college rolled around.

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixfzh9y wrote

I was actually ok in high school. I mean, I was still a dork but I was in "gifted" with a bunch of cool kids and weirdly I had some friends on the football and wrestling teams so I managed to span across various clicks. And I was a weirdo punk in a written on army jacket. Hs was fun for me.

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