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BurnerOnlyForPorn t1_jdd5sc4 wrote
I always assumed he had either zero kids or ten thousand kids, no in-between
Higira t1_jdd9nhe wrote
Didn't his son release a game last year? Did quick google. Yes it's called evil dead: the game. You can see yt vids of him and his son playing it lol
skellige-viking t1_jddh8gj wrote
His son made that game?! That’s awesome !!
brwnx t1_jddppir wrote
But he looks so small!
SunshineAlways t1_jde2l0h wrote
Child prodigy.
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SunshineAlways t1_jdf1vr8 wrote
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JohanVonBronx_ t1_jdeu1kn wrote
His son did not make the game, but had a big part in marketing
nelsonalgrencametome t1_jddh9ty wrote
That chin alone will impregnate 70ish% of women that gaze upon it. I'm surprised there's less kids in the picture.
Tattooedyeti t1_jdek4vr wrote
The chin kills!
likeusontweeters t1_jdenx86 wrote
Gimme some sugar, baby
Sproose_Moose t1_jde3fw7 wrote
I had to look at his wiki and found this "Campbell is also ordained and has performed marriage ceremonies."
I now need to find someone to marry and get married by Bruce Campbell as Elvis. Bubba Ho-tep 2.
JohanVonBronx_ t1_jdeu4m4 wrote
The real question is: Heather Langenkamp or Bruce Campbell?
Who am I kidding, it's Bruce all day
Sproose_Moose t1_jdeuxv8 wrote
You silly goose
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MathMaddox t1_jddohpc wrote
His kids must be 1068 years old at this point.
knowledgebass t1_jddyvvz wrote
From looking at the picture, I'm older than his kids and I'm just in my 40's. 😆
anticomet t1_jde04nk wrote
Dude this is a picture from 1300 AD. That's like at least seventy years ago
knowledgebass t1_jde08u2 wrote
Oh, I see what you did there.
squishpitcher t1_jded0fw wrote
Idk, he always struck me as a super wholesome person irl. Obviously, I have no idea if that’s true, but that was the vibe I got. Him having kids seems totally on brand in that case.
Celefalas t1_jdej1ab wrote
Haha in the late 90s my friend group watched these films on Halloween for a few years and one year the biggest BC fan wrote to him and invited him to the party - he wrote back and politely declined :)
askyourmom469 t1_jdes111 wrote
For sure. He can be snarky sometimes, but it always comes across as tongue in cheek whenever he is. He seems like a dude who's genuinely proud of the legacy he's made for himself and is grateful to the fans that made that legacy possible.
SookHe t1_jdeonm0 wrote
How can the ladies resist such famous lines like 'Give me some sugar, baby' or 'Hail to the king, baby'
skellige-viking t1_jddh6g0 wrote
You’re so right, my mind can’t compute
AnotherEuroWanker t1_jddze64 wrote
Well, Darkness is the small one if that makes you feel any better.
Neat-Plantain-7500 t1_jdeult5 wrote
Do you remember his xfiles episode? Great twist.
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ViralParallel t1_jddng2j wrote
Something I've always loved thinking about in the Burn Notice universe is the absolutely batshit insane results that would come up if you ever googled the name Chuck Finley (yes I know there's a baseball player with that name). Like at any point one of those idiot criminals could just google the name and realize this person who just approached them is going to ruin their whole life... Damn I miss that show!
BasicLuxury t1_jde3dks wrote
All the results start: "Florida man..."
BrooklynSwimmer t1_jdeh1r7 wrote
In case someone else missed this: The show acknowledges in the season 5 special movie flashback, he picks up a magazine with Finely on the cover.
ViralParallel t1_jdehtu1 wrote
Yeah, I vaguely remember him trying to talk down a terrorist or something and the magazine is there so he introduces himself as such. I just wish that they had made reference at least once in the later seasons that Chuck Finley has a reputation, good or bad, just so Fi or Jesse could give him shit for using the same fake identity all the time. Hopefully they do a movie some day that addresses that.
graboidian t1_jdgg2ot wrote
> Chuck Finley has a reputation, good or bad,
Good,... Bad,... I'm The Guy With The Gun.
canz630 t1_jddxmkr wrote
I’m sorry but it’s spelled Brisco County Jr
nellie_1017 t1_jde9k1o wrote
When your father is R.Lee Ermey, you're automatically the baddest badass in the West!
sjmiv t1_jdeytaw wrote
I just started watching that show and it's so much fun
hoddap t1_jde0hjy wrote
At first I thought Jim Carrey. Then Nicolas Cage.
abgehling t1_jdek1o0 wrote
Came here to make this comment. He looks like a mix between them
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r1ch999999 t1_jdcovug wrote
TIL that he has kids and I'm not sure how to process that information. I'm kind of glad that I never knew about them, despite being a fan since the early 90s. It means he was able to keep the spotlight off of them.
passwordsarehard_3 t1_jdcqr2k wrote
I know exactly enough to love him. He’s funny and he stays out of the news. Don’t care about his family, his vacations, what alcohol he drinks, none of it. He acts well in a genre I like and that’s always been enough for both of us.
monty_kurns t1_jdczndq wrote
I'd actually give his two memoirs a read. It gets a little into his personal life but I learned so much about his productions. You also get to know exactly how close he is with Sam Raimi and Ted Raimi. The first goes up to the late 90s when they produced Hercules and Xena while the second picks up around the time Spider-Man started production. For memoirs, they're very entertaining without him being full of himself.
GrimlockHolmes t1_jddtfdc wrote
Learning how they built their camera “dolly” was a lesson in budget filmmaking.
KneeDeepInTheDead t1_jddy90q wrote
Do they both cover the same ground or is one memoir more about a certain thing than the other?
monty_kurns t1_jddyrih wrote
They cover different ground. The first was published in 1999 and covers his childhood through the ups and downs of getting into the movie business and ends at the time it was published with him having a successful career. The second came out a few years ago and picks up where the first one left off, going over things like his career stalling in the early 2000s and then picking back up with stuff like Burn Notice, the Evil Dead remake, Ash vs Evil Dead, and more.
KneeDeepInTheDead t1_jddzec3 wrote
Ahh thank you for the breakdown! Ill probably pick up the first one first then. Thanks!
VimesWasRight t1_jdgupju wrote
His fiction books are great too. And I think all the audio books are read by him.
KneeDeepInTheDead t1_jdhe4y8 wrote
Shitttt, I love his voice, im gonna have to do that then
Sparrowbuck t1_jddueim wrote
I knew the personal trainer for McHales Navy, she said he was the nicest low key person ever.
squishpitcher t1_jded55j wrote
Mojitos, obviously. And beer.
Diligent-Picture2882 t1_jdenjsr wrote
Well, Hollywood practically kept the spotlight off of him!
SortofChef t1_jdcmr2i wrote
That dude deserves an Oscar for being that dude.
2TauntU t1_jde5tft wrote
That dude's chin deserves an Oscar.
WalleyeSushi t1_jde9oth wrote
Little goody TWO SHOES!!
CSmith1986 t1_jdfuqw7 wrote
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
GildoFotzo t1_jdeefrt wrote
they should change the chin of the oscar to that dudes chin.
brittleDrinking11 t1_jdce9fw wrote
Groovy
extacy1375 t1_jddvgum wrote
BabieS
Gordon_Explosion t1_jdchncl wrote
Look at those primitive little screwheads.
graveybrains t1_jdflj53 wrote
And Mr. Fancypants
purpleefilthh t1_jddhke2 wrote
Imagine being taken to dad's workplace and it's the fucking set of Army of Darkness.
GrimlockHolmes t1_jddt6v6 wrote
Take your Deadites to work day
MathMaddox t1_jddoso4 wrote
For a follow up to such a low budget film, that is quite the set.
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GildoFotzo t1_jdeejsx wrote
whos your dady and what does he do?
SuumCuique1011 t1_jdexflf wrote
""YOU WANT SOME HOT CHOCOLATE!?"
pugs-and-kisses t1_jddfb4c wrote
He’s had a lengthy career, but Bruce Campbell is the guy I would have loved to see get A List status.
SunshineAlways t1_jde4i5v wrote
I don’t know, maybe he was just famous enough to work fairly steadily doing what he loves, but mostly only deal with fans at conventions, while having a decent family life.
BigDaddyDirtclod t1_jdcfukc wrote
I wonder if he got their clothes at S-Mart?
7empestOGT92 t1_jdcn8op wrote
Looks like they shop smart
passwordsarehard_3 t1_jdcqeem wrote
Then they have to shop S-mart.
SauceHankRedemption t1_jdeu7w2 wrote
YOU GOT THAT
7empestOGT92 t1_jdcncb8 wrote
Those kids are there because their mother said hello to his boom stick
mwfairc t1_jddbxww wrote
I actually think they are there because he said, "gimme some sugar baby"
7empestOGT92 t1_jddhg1q wrote
Or maybe she said, “I’ll swallow your soul. I’ll swallow your soul”
post_singularity t1_jdeksiw wrote
If she did that they wouldn’t have kids
ndr29 t1_jdck6l3 wrote
Love that movie. It was my go to for sleepovers
Dorkamundo t1_jddjdm7 wrote
All right, you diminutive screwheads, LISTEN UP!
Jmazoso t1_jdcpnto wrote
Goody little two shoes
GodKingHarambe t1_jddxtc3 wrote
*Mr. Fancy Pants
Ihatevry1 t1_jdcku77 wrote
Thats just pillow talk baby!
FamousOhioAppleHorn t1_jde4ywi wrote
You know spies. Bunch of bitchy little girls. Good news for you, I'm a drunk and a washout already, so I can talk to whoever I want, burned or no.
TheMightyBananaKing t1_jddodpl wrote
Hail to the Dad baby
ConradBHart42 t1_jdfzyk2 wrote
But like, a literal baby, an infant I mean.
GingerBeast81 t1_jdd9968 wrote
Bruce Campbell by Psychostick is an awesome song! Strongly recommend it to any BC fans.
Brewbouy t1_jdeulxr wrote
I just looked it up on Amazon music and there's over a dozen more songs that use his name in the title. Then, there's the artist known as Bruce Campbell who may, or may not be, the man himself. I've never been so pleasantly confused in my life. Thanks for that strange rabbit hole.
GingerBeast81 t1_jdewoqi wrote
I'll have to take a look, the version I have on my phone is from spotify. Psychostick is a great band! "I can only count to four"(let the bodies hit the floor) is awesome and hilarious.
DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey t1_jdduocr wrote
I'm pretty sure I had the same ninja turtles shirt the kid has on.
TerribleWords t1_jdeho8d wrote
Well hello Mr. Fancypants.
DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey t1_jdejwks wrote
lol
BunBison t1_jdemige wrote
I'm pretty sure all of us 90s babies had that ninja turtles shirt.
dominus83 t1_jddz1bx wrote
Klatu burrata…necktie?
Scottd13 t1_jde73kr wrote
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun!
J005TAiN t1_jdckfgs wrote
Give me some sugar daddy
Littlebotweak t1_jde8f52 wrote
The absolute chin on this mofo. It is just unreal.
SQUID_FLOTILLA t1_jdejcog wrote
I'm reading his book right now, If Chins Could Kill. It is a great read!
TotalChicanery t1_jdek4cp wrote
Gonna get to meet him next month at Bruce-O-Rama! Can’t wait! Just gotta figure out if you’re supposed to shake his hand or his chin… 🤔
Diligent-Picture2882 t1_jdeocc5 wrote
Boomstick.
Bigingreen t1_jdeok4j wrote
Bruce Campbell is the finest man to grace the silver screen.
No_Spare3394 t1_jdeqvhj wrote
This man is my role model. Hail to the king baby best line ever
markelis t1_jdewxfj wrote
"Right now, you're in charge of Jack Shit; and Jack left town".
Matty_bunns t1_jdcrrwr wrote
Look at that… CHIN!
Low_Manufacturer_93 t1_jdd0y67 wrote
Hail to the king baby!
spazzing t1_jdd1cex wrote
Those are the coolest kids I’ve seen today.
AfterTemperature2198 t1_jdd9r0g wrote
This is my BOOMSTICK!
TheMightyBananaKing t1_jddoje8 wrote
"It's dad to you son. Only momma gets to call me daddy"
shortribz85 t1_jdejmsv wrote
Just made lunch for Bruce the other day. He's on a Keanue level of being down to earth.
FreeThinkInk t1_jdemva8 wrote
Love, love this movie
Mega-Steve t1_jdezovp wrote
I remember cracking open a fresh comic book and seeing the ad for this with the tagline "Trapped in time. Surrounded by Evil. Low on Gas". I was a huge fan of the Evil Deads, so I knew exactly what this was
pmich80 t1_jdfbdea wrote
One of my favorite movies of all time..
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Snarky_McSnarkleton t1_jdcshon wrote
And Jack left town.
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D_for_Drive t1_jdcz1i2 wrote
Pizza Poppa!
Tonlick t1_jdddjuw wrote
It really was an Army of Darkness
Radioknife815 t1_jddgiva wrote
Liven the dream
Lookingforawayoutnow t1_jddnll0 wrote
Hail to the king baby.
Remember shop smart, shop s-mart.
MathMaddox t1_jddo7rh wrote
No sugar was given to the baby.
MathMaddox t1_jddp0bs wrote
Looks like his swagger was genetic
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Daschnozz t1_jddw33q wrote
HA HO HI YAH!
Six66HC t1_jddyx0l wrote
didn't know he already had kids back then. I enjoyed this movie so much.
knowledgebass t1_jddz17i wrote
I like little man's mini-bomber jacket.
JakesBigPhone t1_jde12ir wrote
Groovy!
endresjd t1_jdef4sp wrote
1992? 1992!!!
Diligent-Picture2882 t1_jdeo97m wrote
His kids are probably around 35-38 years old now.
endresjd t1_jdfkxmz wrote
Aaaahhhhhhhh! 🤣
jonmatifa t1_jdef9kh wrote
What really came out of the necronomicon
humbuckermudgeon t1_jdefclr wrote
Hail to the king, baby.
nfasson t1_jdehzbx wrote
Wait a minute. You gotta understand, man. I never even saw these assholes before!
parrotnine t1_jdeiwgz wrote
Looks a little like Jim Carrey
greymalken t1_jdeod8a wrote
I’m pretty sure that little kid is Hal Jordan.
Diligent-Picture2882 t1_jdeol8n wrote
Boomstick.
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Max-Powah t1_jdf4386 wrote
That kid right there is cooler than I will ever be.
Elephlump t1_jdfkblk wrote
Chin
M-S-S t1_jdfkxfm wrote
r/oldschoolgroovy
Brianshoe t1_jdfq3sj wrote
Hey kids, ol double barrel here is gonna blow their butts to kingdom come!
ssp25 t1_jdfz8sc wrote
Gimme some candy, daddy!
_MissionControlled_ t1_jdg0ttf wrote
92 is not old school.
WonderTwonk t1_jdg202u wrote
Alsimmons811 t1_jdghuug wrote
Bruce Campbell is always groovy
Familiar_Effect_8011 t1_jdgstc6 wrote
It looks like both he and his partner got mini-me's.
Late-Effective5438 t1_jdh6bux wrote
I love this movie 🍿
Magilla1969 t1_jdhqzik wrote
He’s definitely a “specimen.”
ObjectiveAd9189 t1_jddzypz wrote
Guy seems like he saves all the charm for tb screen, asshole in real life.
creativeDepth90 t1_jdcdnla wrote
It seems so un-Bruce Campbell to have children, this is throwing my life into disarray