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quintusthorn t1_j7qg6yq wrote

I lubed a switch today, to see if I still feel...

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KansaiKanpai t1_j7qmkki wrote

I focus on the clack, the only thing that’s real…

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Crashman09 t1_j7qx6j8 wrote

What have I become, my sweetest thock

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Kipnugget t1_j7r4hmf wrote

Every ping I know, goes away in the end

And you could mod it all

My empire of stabs

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wooq t1_j7r04pq wrote

I WANNA THOCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL

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spacespiceboi t1_j7tlaxz wrote

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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AltimaNEO t1_j7tpu2z wrote

I hope they lubed their switches before doing that. No one likes a dry stem.

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Verycute93 t1_j7qswlo wrote

Buying a switch to see if the switch inside you still works. Truly poetic.

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geneorama t1_j7t52xy wrote

Or they want to feel some aspect of the switch.

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CoreyH144 t1_j7r7s0x wrote

Some crispy font rendering you’ve got there. What is that?

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LowB0b t1_j7s4fw0 wrote

Probably took the screenshot on a 4k display?

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ThatOnePerson t1_j7sf387 wrote

Or maybe super zoomed in cuz websites are way too small and I browse reddit @ 200% on my browser.

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BlackMoth27 t1_j7sw4p2 wrote

yeah I could also do that there is way to much dead space on this website.

on second thought never mind this is insanely big.

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GeeGeeGeeGeeBaBaBaB t1_j7tuuqb wrote

I browse Reddit on a vertical display. I find a vertical display is nice for social media and anything meant for phone displays.

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ryzen1306 t1_j7sljap wrote

Maybe it’s just rendered without fractional scaling

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M1ken1ke66 t1_j7sfp8x wrote

Me working 40 hours at a job that treats me like shit so i can order another aluminum rectangle

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nola78 t1_j7qn0se wrote

This one hit different

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Comfortable_Mango_11 t1_j7r1052 wrote

As NWA once said, back in their bad old days, "Switches. Good for nuttin'!"

(It's possible I misheard it.)

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geberus t1_j7rbbjl wrote

I am pretty sure you heard it right.

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cmhamill t1_j7r2a7n wrote

This is much funnier if you assume they’re just ordering miscellaneous toggle switches.

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cooliochill t1_j7rdvl4 wrote

Filbert?

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MossDuck t1_j7sbb4q wrote

Just started watching the show a week ago...I get this reference!

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DeepFriedRat-Part2 t1_j7rek44 wrote

OLED or Switch lite?

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DasLeadah t1_j7ulr4t wrote

Fun you mention that, I got an OLED the same day I got some KTT HaluHalo. Switches make me happy I guess

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MrEnganche t1_j7rx8eh wrote

7000 miles!? Imagine the carbon emissions!

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thunder2132 t1_j7rzxwn wrote

I feel the same way about ordering socks from Amazon. They're working real hard to deliver a couple of pieces of cotton within Prime shipping times.

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Vosska t1_j7sbx0n wrote

When I first read that my brain saw sandwiches, not switches lmao.

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DaveTheDolphin t1_j7so2jw wrote

This is me, waiting for some new switches to come in even though I’m perfectly happy with the 3 different switches I already have

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NknFutz t1_j7sx7rh wrote

I felt this 😂

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Rigatavr t1_j7tpnkk wrote

I read this as "little plastic sandwiches" it still sort of makes sense.

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Blueprint81 t1_j7uxonm wrote

I saw a quote once and I'll butcher it now... -you click 'buy now' and it begins this Rube-Goldberg machine of misery, slave labor like conditions to support the logistics needed to get you that toilet bowl cleaner from Bangalore to Sioux Falls in 48hrs...

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