Submitted by Capt_methane t3_z7lybp in Jokes
At least I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias
Submitted by Capt_methane t3_z7lybp in Jokes
At least I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias
Hey stop it your on shaky ground.
All y’all disgust me, I’m shaking with anger right
Yall are really seizing the opportunity here
Stop making handicapped jokes.
I can’t stand them.
Let's not make fun of the guy's religion.
He can't help he was born a Quaker.
Please. This is very disrespectful. I actually do suffer from Parkinsons and itsad vertyuuyyuu uioooiuueorfhjksoiooii
Say what you want about people with Parkinson's. They're the only ones who can take a piss and jerk off at the same time.
I don't get it... Parkinson's garage? Parkinson's drive way?
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I'm literally shaking rn!
Sorry to say that whoosed right over my head.
He grabbed a bag of Scotts turf builder and said, "Great! Scotts! this is heavy!"
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I like the idea that you have named the foxes in your garden centre
Crosspost this to the dad jokes subreddit.
He gives the best hand.... shakes.
He made a career out of it.
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Well done.
I heard he’s reimagining Kevin Bacon’s role in the Tremors remake…
I'd like to find this as humorous as y'all are, but this disease isn't something that's funny at all. This is miserable for those that's been diagnosed & heartbreaking for their loved ones that's taking care of them.
I always say it's better to laugh then to cry
He got a job temporarily replacing the broken water sprinklers
Amongst the Trembling Aspens
What flavor ice cream does Michael J Fox get at Baskin Robbins?
It doesn’t matter he’s just gonna spill it anyways…
Edit: It’s a fucking joke people…
This isn’t even funny, it’s just kinda mean spirited lol
shad0wbitz77 t1_iy786ww wrote
Thanks for not making another Parkinson's joke.
Those really rattle me up.