Submitted by Senepicmar t3_ygx6ys in Jokes
Enough to kill two and a half men
Submitted by Senepicmar t3_ygx6ys in Jokes
Enough to kill two and a half men
Sean Connery?
You know, Sean Connery once asked his wife to sit on his face... Once...
What happened to his face ?
I don’t know what to shey to that
I hate you.
Take the upvote.
It's weird to see you outside of the thing.
You had one job.
The question is .... Can cocaine handle a line of Charlie sheen?
How much you got?
"Got a gallon!"
Stealing jokes from Jon Lovitz... Is it possible to sink lwer?
Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book!
It stinks!
Stealing already stolen jokes from Carlos Mencia.
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Jealous? 😏
Edit: It's a Lovitz quote...
Am I in 2011?? Haven’t heard this joke in like a decade.
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All of it ...
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
... if Sheen kept doing lines?!?
How much Crack could Charlie Sheen smack
If Charlie Scheen could smack crack
He could cut a cord of conifer if you gave him a quarter for every cord he cut.
How much bud could a bud bunna bun?
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I just realized Chuck is a nickname for Charles, lol...
Wow, how very topical
It is literally stolen from Charlie Sheen's roast 11 years ago.
Like Charlie Sheen always says, "When life gives you lemons, make lemon-AIDS."
1 in every 2 and a half mn has hiv
Don't bother him there is Men at Work. Charlie is a total Hot Shot who could out binge Wall Street. It would take a Platoon to stop him and you'd need to be Major League.
I thought that was Ashton that killed it.
A winning amount
Yes
"... enough to kill two and a half men" (by Jon Lovitz)
I mean, the guy was bangin’ 7 gram rocks because that’s how he rolls. He has one speed. Go.
Winning
Epic winning!
I heard ... that if u snort baking powder off Charlie sheen ... it turns to cocaine
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"7 gram rocks, that's how I roll"
this is funny because its literal AND literal
funny, i read it, snickered a bit to myself and scrolled on. 4 seconds later: ''waaaait a minuteeeee'' *scrolling back up to find it*
How much cocaine would a Charlie sheen snort if a Charlie sheen could snort cocaine
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All of it
He can chuck all the wood that a - oh wait…
YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH—
He Said he did 7gs in one night
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Yes.
Enough to kill two and a half tigers
I don't get this. Explain?
Charlie sheen did a show called 2 and a half men. He went a rant about winning and tiger blood and Adonis dna or some shit. I yeah and he called the show creator some things along the lines of what Kanye is doing. And well he got fired and replaced and it never really recovered without him.
Charlie sheen fucked himself.
And a small child
Winning.
All of it
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What a Wildthing to think about...
He never actually liked cocanie, he just liked the smell of it.
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That’s a god damn hilarious question even without the punchline.
“Hookers and blow are the mayonnaise and mustard on the sandwich of life. Charlie’s problem is it’s all he’s got on his fucking sandwich.”
I was going to say enough to cure AIDS
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Charlie sheen can do as much cocaine as Charlie sheen can
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Timely
How much is there?
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All of it
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST! This joke has to be considered old by now, right?
Is that with, or without the tiger blood, and also, would it make a difference if he said "Winning!" (ad nauseum) or not?
All of it. Obviously.
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