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[deleted] t1_iuay9li wrote

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Normal_Machine4548 t1_iucdmoq wrote

The question is .... Can cocaine handle a line of Charlie sheen?

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coolfolk t1_iuaz6w7 wrote

Stealing jokes from Jon Lovitz... Is it possible to sink lwer?

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dI--__--Ib t1_iubtmhx wrote

Jealous? 😏

Edit: It's a Lovitz quote...

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pi-N-apple t1_iubmfyy wrote

Am I in 2011?? Haven’t heard this joke in like a decade.

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-d00z3r- t1_iub87xm wrote

All of it ...

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ResQMedic78 t1_iubnzd4 wrote

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

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ButcherB t1_iudnva8 wrote

How much Crack could Charlie Sheen smack

If Charlie Scheen could smack crack

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Unhappy-Nail-9281 t1_iuc6y48 wrote

He could cut a cord of conifer if you gave him a quarter for every cord he cut.

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ResQMedic78 t1_iufaqno wrote

I just realized Chuck is a nickname for Charles, lol...

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TooShiftyForYou t1_iubc0pg wrote

Like Charlie Sheen always says, "When life gives you lemons, make lemon-AIDS."

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twp501 t1_iuaxkhp wrote

1 in every 2 and a half mn has hiv

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Kimchi_Cowboy t1_iucwyry wrote

Don't bother him there is Men at Work. Charlie is a total Hot Shot who could out binge Wall Street. It would take a Platoon to stop him and you'd need to be Major League.

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skgody t1_iucfjdp wrote

I thought that was Ashton that killed it.

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NeyFloyd t1_iubdwkh wrote

"... enough to kill two and a half men" (by Jon Lovitz)

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Not-Romit t1_iucf64y wrote

"7 gram rocks, that's how I roll"

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JammyHammy86 t1_iucnxhc wrote

this is funny because its literal AND literal

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JammyHammy86 t1_iucnz6z wrote

funny, i read it, snickered a bit to myself and scrolled on. 4 seconds later: ''waaaait a minuteeeee'' *scrolling back up to find it*

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rollduptrips t1_iuedknx wrote

How much cocaine would a Charlie sheen snort if a Charlie sheen could snort cocaine

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Zygarde718 t1_iuccair wrote

I don't get this. Explain?

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The-SoloS t1_iucf5wq wrote

Charlie sheen did a show called 2 and a half men. He went a rant about winning and tiger blood and Adonis dna or some shit. I yeah and he called the show creator some things along the lines of what Kanye is doing. And well he got fired and replaced and it never really recovered without him.

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wup4ss t1_iucicc4 wrote

All of it

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ASLnUrFace t1_iucmixw wrote

What a Wildthing to think about...

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MrFocalPoint t1_iucoegn wrote

He never actually liked cocanie, he just liked the smell of it.

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PatHernandez t1_iucvfb6 wrote

That’s a god damn hilarious question even without the punchline.

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Endofthemoosetrap t1_iucyikb wrote

“Hookers and blow are the mayonnaise and mustard on the sandwich of life. Charlie’s problem is it’s all he’s got on his fucking sandwich.”

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Giantstingray t1_iudp3kv wrote

Charlie sheen can do as much cocaine as Charlie sheen can

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UnBR33vuhble t1_iuf43dt wrote

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST! This joke has to be considered old by now, right?

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Discally t1_iuf6olk wrote

Is that with, or without the tiger blood, and also, would it make a difference if he said "Winning!" (ad nauseum) or not?

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hyzermofo t1_iufgwxz wrote

All of it. Obviously.

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