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Stock_Development_95 t1_je9rxcw wrote

Mourning Wood

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Salnj t1_jeb3r3h wrote

Died Hard

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KingBooRadley t1_jeaubt3 wrote

I used to think I was into masochism, necrophilia and bestiality.

Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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No_MoreNails t1_je9mmsd wrote

There is a zombie porn film involving a randy mortuary attendant called "Porn of the dead" and a vampire one called "From dusk 'til porn"

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Yesidied t1_je9l2c9 wrote

Dead fuck!

Can’t take credit —Friday the 13th pt4

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Salnj t1_jeb46st wrote

Dead but still moist.

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drsybian t1_jec2eo9 wrote

Mummy Knows Best

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die298 t1_jea84o7 wrote

Bone raiser

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crayzeejew t1_jeck5gg wrote

She Cant Say No... Anymore

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wufiavelli t1_je9lbsr wrote

Just can't get enough of that mourning wood

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grimdog73 t1_jecem9f wrote

Dead Pokers Society

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Raygrrr t1_jed5fn2 wrote

Deady does Dallas.

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wolfey972 t1_jeagcuz wrote

Zombie cheerleaders raising the dead

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theservman t1_jeapeyq wrote

Cumming and Going.

Works for watersports too...

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Keffpie t1_jebb1cw wrote

Working Stiff.

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dje1964 t1_jebb8m5 wrote

The theme song would be "Code Blue" by TSOL

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Crime35 t1_jebe7qi wrote

Return of the Dead Fuck!!! 😂😂😂

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WhoEatsBats t1_jebfto4 wrote

Harry Cooter and the half-dead prince

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Bearloom t1_jebpqez wrote

Splitting a Cold One With the Boys

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davva2004 t1_jeby5rn wrote

Necrophilia is dead boring.

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toasty_o t1_jec0q2m wrote

Dead on Arrival

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sevvert t1_jecoynn wrote

Dead Man Standing

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mildheadwound t1_jecrfrx wrote

My step sister’s breath smells really bad.

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Jefflehem t1_jecxfsd wrote

Code Blue. Though I would imagine it's been done to death.

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BabyLiam t1_jeczgvh wrote

Bones and boners

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m1ss1ngxn0 t1_jeczpz4 wrote

Cracking open a cold one

The sequel: Cracking open a cold one.... with the boys

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TZ79 t1_jed4s6h wrote

The Big Stiffy

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yearsofthoughts t1_jedh4k8 wrote

I didn’t see this was on r/jokes and was mildly alarmed.

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Mayinator t1_jedn0s5 wrote

Are you dead serious?

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lincruste t1_jedori2 wrote

Night of the ass eaters

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drod2070 t1_jedp9ec wrote

Honey, I screwed a corpse

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Aceticon t1_jedqbny wrote

Sexy Gravediggers

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LowRentSinatra t1_jedtyup wrote

Not sure. I tried to bang this dead chick once, but she gave me the cold shoulder.

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EvenDranky t1_jedwue2 wrote

I used to be into necrophilia until some rotten cunt split on me

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BraveCup6403 t1_jedzrwr wrote

A day in the life of Sharon Osbourne

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limeyNinja t1_jee2vtc wrote

Dead Porn-Stars Society

The Wanking Dead

Deadwood

Fucking from Dusk till Dawn

Who we do in the Shadows

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bdrock78 t1_jef3lqh wrote

The cocking dead

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