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SidewayFall t1_jdzm1rc wrote

A woman asks her husband, ‟What did you think of me when you first met me?” The husband replies, ‟I wanted to shag your brains out and suck your tits dry.”

The woman then asks, ‟What do think of me now?” To which the husband replies, ‟I think I did a pretty good job.”

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Fewdoit t1_je0ddk4 wrote

This one makes me laugh more than the OP 😂

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JADW27 t1_jdzxxph wrote

There's a Waylon Jennings song with a similar message. It contains the most quintessential country music lyric I've ever heard.

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ajay_negi t1_jdzoxfn wrote

Didn't get why he said that he got out today :(

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InsidiousColossus t1_jdzs6ft wrote

He means that if he had taken the 20 years jail, he would be a free man today. But now instead of that he is stuck with her for life.

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JimothyMcNugget t1_jdzpj6k wrote

'If I killed you when I met you, I'd be out of jail by know '

Lloyd Spiegel

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Tok3n- t1_jdzonk7 wrote

Age of consent wasn’t met, I assume.

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[deleted] t1_jdzp80v wrote

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Tok3n- t1_jdzpfl9 wrote

Most states have a minimum marriage age for minors with parental consent, ranging from 12-17 years old.

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[deleted] t1_jdzpqs9 wrote

So it's illegal to have sex but legal to get married? That's really weird. Kind of glad I wasn't American/ backwards enough to understand this lol

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blackfin212cc t1_je07d9m wrote

Most places have what is called romeo and Juliet laws so you can have sex I think as young as 12 in many places. Of course age hugely matters to make it legal. That leaves out a ton of social and parental concerns

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Tok3n- t1_je093ai wrote

I believe it’s not illegal to have sex between an adult and minor so long as the parents consented. That was the purpose of the ultimatum. If you don’t understand, I can’t help you further.

I’m not sure what makes you believe these laws aren’t in effect all across the world, but they are, and your saying the law is backwards probably means your country’s laws are backwards as well, especially if the law doesn’t exist there. The law was put in place to protect people and families from child predators and well as protecting people who consent, from the law. If you think that’s backwards you’re obviously not American enough to have a shred of intelligence.

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Whole_Mechanic_8143 t1_je0e1hq wrote

Most people consider allowing child marriage as the US does to be backwards instead of the reverse.

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Tok3n- t1_je0lhom wrote

I didn’t say child marriage was normal. Its not common, and illegal in many parts of the United States. Nonetheless, the laws for sexual and marital consent where it’s allowed are there for those who consent, and protect those who don’t. If they made the legal age for marriage 21 or even 24 (when parents are no longer required to support their children, it wouldn’t affect most people in the US who are marrying much later or not at all.

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BinLazy t1_je0hbgh wrote

Never let facts get in the way of a punchline…

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