Odd People in WeHa

Submitted by Greymalkyn76 t3_127rdja in Connecticut

I was just in WeHa Center and was approached by a woman laden down with what looked like her entire worldly possessions. She told me that she had a very important and timely message to pass along to me then handed me a note and walked off.

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Greymalkyn76 OP t1_jeffwgg wrote

The note does something pretty wrong. If you're going to translate one part of the name, you should translate the whole thing. Yes, "Elon" means "oak tree". But "musk" comes from a Sanskrit word meaning "testicle". So his name is Oak Tree Testicle. Poor dude is named "acorn"

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Pertinax126 t1_jefiwjq wrote

Whoever wrote this has both a poor grasp of how translation works and a poor grasp of the book of Revelation.

Also a poor grasp on reality.

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slantedtortoise t1_jeg3kdg wrote

Seriously you're in West Hartford, there's 2-3 dozen rabbis you could go to for a translation. But I've noticed the people obsessed with Revelations also tend to not be fond of Jews...

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Yum_Kaax t1_jeful4k wrote

Probably schizophrenia. For some reason the disease tends to have a strong correlation between religion and technology. For example, they often report to have a chip implanted in their brain or radio waves affecting their brain. They often report seeing or communicating with angels or God. Somehow, they are entangled in this web between good and evil forces. So they try to connect the dots and make sense of it all and wind up with ramblings like this page

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fridaycat t1_jegucyh wrote

Had a schizophrenic client who had a huge abcess in his jaw, and he was convinced it was a device inplanted to record him. He wouldn't see a doctor because he didn't want the device retrieved and listened to. We had to convince him that we had someone who could secretly help him without the government knowing. Thankfully we found a doctor to play along, because that thing could have killed him.

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coconutpete52 t1_jefxeq2 wrote

I can’t get my mind off the fact that someone sat there and wrote and printed these while thinking “Yes. This will get everyone on board!”

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Toroceratops t1_jeg37a6 wrote

I’m now very curious to know more about oak tree musk.

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CaptServo t1_jefsn9b wrote

Fucking idiots. 4 and 6 are basically the same thing.

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Slubgob123 t1_jeg6cao wrote

You know, I tried #4 in algebra class once. Christ was not the solution.

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Dr_Acula_PhD t1_jegohaa wrote

My former christian high school advertises a 100% graduation rate. Because they rubber stamp every dumb fuck who came through. Including all the public school rejects.

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so2017 t1_jegtnt3 wrote

You were supposed to do it in Chemistry class. That’s where Christ is the solution.

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ImperialCobalt t1_jefzoy2 wrote

Wait I was in WeHa center like four hours ago lol thankfully I did not experience this

Yeah I think only 1 is accurate, and only partly

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kaw027 t1_jeg6t3v wrote

Ahh, this seems like the sequel to the flyer I got while I lived in Hartford at the beginning of covid about the rapture and the illuminati

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B6304T4 t1_jeg9usb wrote

Lol weha man goes "Ooga booga"

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jon_hendry t1_jegsimz wrote

Clickhole “Worst person you know” meme

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KJK998 t1_jeffe7h wrote

Yeah this is the psychedelic hippy crowd over there

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fluffheaaaaad t1_jefhmfb wrote

Tell me you’ve never been to west hartford, without telling me you’ve never been to west hartford.

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Greymalkyn76 OP t1_jefjwxy wrote

Lol I work in West Hartford every day. This is just the first time I've been approached. Except that one time an old southern African American man yelled every "white" slur he could think of at me, while asking for directions to get something to eat.

"Hey, wonder bread! Why don't you be a good cracker and teach me something. Tell me how to get to Taco Bell, Casper! C'mon, Jimmy Crow, give me those directions!"

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fluffheaaaaad t1_jefk51z wrote

I was responding to the comment above not to you OP, you jive ass turkey

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BoomkinBeaks t1_jefuy5t wrote

It’s not good to be a jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving

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