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kmaffett1 t1_irmf9jv wrote
That'll last dexter like 8 minutes
nightwood t1_irn72dt wrote
Came here for the dexter comment
Clearandblue t1_irljvcz wrote
I was thinking it's a short life ha. I think it says something about how well stored it was though that it didn't degrade in that time.
seklerek t1_irm9gof wrote
it's plastic, it doesn't degrade
Clearandblue t1_irmb28n wrote
Does in sunlight. UV tends to break down most plastic and I can't see plastic wrap being particularly UV resistant as it has no need to be. Normally. If you're not keeping it for 20+ years.
Edit: sorry, to be clear I just meant it would degrade by breaking down into tiny pieces. Not trying to say it is biodegradable or anything. Just that it'll go brittle and turn to dust if too much UV gets to it.
Childhood_Charming t1_irmetmj wrote
So dust we breath in? Plastic dust!!
Clearandblue t1_irmg9tj wrote
Ha not necessarily. We could also eat it if it gets into the soil. Or drink it if it gets into the water. The reason I know is because I once left a roll of shrink wrap (the kind you'd use to wrap up luggage or boxes) down the side of my shed for a summer by accident. After the tail end of a British summer that thing was disintegrating in my hands. Had to be careful to dispose of it without just spreading it.
That wrap was more heavy duty than the kitchen stuff. It had been left in partial sun down the side of my shed and it had only been subject to a few months of British summer. Where even the direct UV index would never really exceed 7. Let alone partial shade.
So it made me realise how quickly plastic wrap can degrade in UV. You can get special stuff that's more UV resistant but it costs a lot of money. Even then you'd be lucky to exceed 7 years I think.
entropop t1_irmkpap wrote
I tried to make a greenhouse for early seed germination once with cling wrap. It was really great for a couple weeks and then just kind of turned to dust.
seklerek t1_irmb9au wrote
Ah fair enough then, but you'd think this wasn't really exposed to UV because it was in a box the whole time.
Clearandblue t1_irmfov4 wrote
Yeah for sure. I just thought over 26 years the family did a good job of keeping it stored well and never leaving it out.
Albatross85x t1_irn2g16 wrote
Gets flaky. Reminds me of the kid from school with bad psoriasis.
rr777 t1_irmf3a8 wrote
I have used old plastic wrap. Lost all its static cling but did not degrade.
heredude t1_irmnijf wrote
Leave it in the sun for a couple weeks.
pkc0987 t1_irmpfz9 wrote
I used to work in an extrusion plant and make this. One role would be 20km+ long and take a couple of people to get it on and off the pallet truck to weight it!
DurinsBane1 t1_irn3fhn wrote
How do they extrude it so thin ?
pkc0987 t1_irngszt wrote
Thickness was generally inversely proportional to speed; if you wanted something thick enough to make body bags it ran really slow; if you want super thin like this you have the output low and the speed high. From what I can remember anyway, was 20+ years ago!
DurinsBane1 t1_irp2hz9 wrote
Interesting, thanks!
deelyte3 t1_is0fesr wrote
So THAT’s how you weigh 20 kilometres!
ImGeniusBro t1_irktcm8 wrote
If this can last 26 years I have full faith in my Costco sized box of condoms lasting me till I die.
bsylent t1_irleqh9 wrote
You shouldn't wrap food up in condoms
Metalhed69 t1_irms7kl wrote
Nonsense, they’re great to freeze corn in.
quantum-mechanic t1_irmyfph wrote
Make sure to get the lubricated ones so it’s easier to remove
julesveritas t1_irovpj1 wrote
r/quintessentialreddit
Leinadius t1_irls3hx wrote
You shouldn't wrap "tools" in plastic wrap.
Chowbasa t1_irl8a3p wrote
As long as you reuse the condoms I guess
freckledcas t1_irl94iv wrote
He's on reddit how much sex do you think he's having
quilterlibrarian t1_irlmq42 wrote
I didn't realize I could buy them at Sam's/Costco. Just added that to my list.
I have teens and their friends know that I'll supply everyone with as many as they want.
Public-Dig-6690 t1_irn2gj7 wrote
You can order the 55 gallon barrel of lube from their website and have it delivered to the store for you to pickup
quilterlibrarian t1_irnfhg8 wrote
Yeah the 14-18yr olds are on their own for lube.
Chowbasa t1_irlnlbs wrote
The real MVP!
dsjoo3 t1_irku501 wrote
Cocaine is helluva drug
captcraigaroo t1_irmh0eb wrote
Just get married and it will!
Strung_Out_Advocate t1_irmkq32 wrote
Fear not, the first plastic piece they pulled from it 26 years ago is still around!
GraniteMtn t1_irl0pwf wrote
What was the diameter of the original roll? If you were to use 1 ft/day, that would still last you over 8 years. I'd feel sad tossing out the box after having it around for 26 years.
Euphoric_Ad8766 t1_irljmms wrote
I feel like burning is the only acceptable send off for an old friend like this
disapointedheart t1_irm6nri wrote
It's retro design is so cool. That's vintage packaging that should be in a museum haha. It's also a year older than me and I'm nearly 25 🤯
chewysan t1_irn7vpu wrote
The current box doesn't look a whole lot different IMHO. We get them in our kitchen sometimes as a substitute product.
lizard2014 t1_irobcm7 wrote
I was born in 95, so I'm older than the box lmao
buttermuseum t1_irozvt8 wrote
Indiana Jones: “IT BELONGS IN A MUSEU…hm. Y’know, I think I’m going to sit this one out.”
HairyPotatoKat t1_irp6x5a wrote
Ahh congrats, you're vintage!
WannaHearALimerick OP t1_irqgqpx wrote
12 inches x 3000 feet
DarkGreenSedai t1_irkrufa wrote
I have a box from 2008 that I may be a third of the way through. I salute you.
fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts t1_irmqezt wrote
We wrapped several pieces of furniture multiple times and didn't even come close to depleting it. Must have used a few hundred feet easily, then realized can't be anywhere near 3000.
I propose using a few hundred feet if we catch the kid who poops in the neighborhood pool. Wrap him to a light pole.
AwesomeLowlander t1_irn7k1s wrote
Just FYI, wrapping somebody up in plastic wrap can actually cause death by heatstroke.
The solution is, of course, leave a few inches uncovered here and there so they can ventilate while still being totally trapped.
ElectricFleshlight t1_irn9ngr wrote
Just wrap him by the torso but leave the legs exposed
fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts t1_irncdgv wrote
But wrap his ankles and feet to the pole so he doesn't get any inspiration.
yParticle t1_irkpqv6 wrote
That commercial grade cling film is so much better than even the same company's retail Reynolds Wrap that it's not even funny.
CONFIGdotSYS t1_irlk6ln wrote
I believe they changed because the original was toxic
jetsamrover t1_irlogl3 wrote
This is true. The stuff that really sticks is quite bad for you.
Lycan_Scat t1_irltqea wrote
I’m imagining the smell right now
GKnives t1_irmk68n wrote
Wikipedia doesnt show much to hint towards innate health risk. The main thing is chlorine content, which is a problem for food products because if you get chlorinated plastics hot they produce hydrochloric acid.
It does need to get beyond temps you'd aim for (125c) but I'm sure you can imagine people forgetting to remove cling film when reheating a casserole
deemo0074 t1_irmnafo wrote
And as of ~10 years ago Bakers & Chefs plastic wrap still used that stuff
SneauPhlaiche t1_irksucl wrote
I just finished one like this a few weeks ago! I took a picture and sent it to my now adult daughter. It’s so funny we aren’t the only ones! My box had a good bit of duct tape on it though.
AdramelechTheDreamer t1_irmph2y wrote
I had one from September ‘92 that I finished last year. Mine was only 2000ft long though. Inherited it from my grandma. I’ve literally only bought one or two rolls of plastic wrap in my life. One before and one after the big roll.
BookofBryce t1_irl4d29 wrote
Is it like the boxes they use in restaurant kitchens? I loved having that little sliding slicer on the edge to perfectly cut a sheet next to whatever needed saving.
redlightnetherlands t1_irn7b6u wrote
I've been re-using the same box with a slider for my saran wrap for at least 8 years. I just buy the large roll in the normal box then put it in the old box.
Tootsgaloots t1_irnerof wrote
This is what OP needs to do
Verity41 t1_irkyw5i wrote
Holy cow. I don’t know where Grottoes, Virginia is, but this empty box should have a little shrine in the town square there.
lmkiser t1_irn9f39 wrote
I live 20 minutes from Grottoes. Super small little industry town
DarthMintos t1_iro093f wrote
You live in Harrisonburg, Staunton, or Shenandoah?
lmkiser t1_iro75be wrote
Rocktown!!
myalwaysthrowaway t1_irl0v7u wrote
I have a 1,000ft aluminum foil box I got from work and I doubt we ever use it all.
fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts t1_irmqmi5 wrote
I line every baking sheet with foil, eat out of the foil, use the foil for leftovers, and throw it away when I'm done. Way fewer dishes I have to do.
JDubStep t1_irlie5y wrote
Is this from before or after they discovered one of the materials was toxic?
Carma-Erynna t1_irlvl59 wrote
This was from before. Or at least before they changed the formula for that reason. So they’ve been enjoying all that toxic, ACTUAL clinginess this whole time, something like 20 years after they changed the formula. OP is going to be PISSED when they buy another roll and it doesn’t stick to diddly squat! Pretty sure that’s why they wound up coming out with Press n’ Seal wrap.
Inaudible_Whale t1_irm4vkp wrote
How toxic was this stuff? Like, 'omg, if you've ever wrapped your food in this you're gonna die tomorrow'? Or more 'if you've used this 100 times in your life, your chances of getting cancer increase 0.00001%'?
I did notice that cling film was nowhere near as sticky as it used to be when I was a kid but didn't think much of it.
Kirschkernkissen t1_irme7v5 wrote
It's Phthalates /Plasticisers which are the problem. Prolonged expose (like wrapping your food daily in it, especially covering anythig warm or worse warm and fatty) will leech stuff like BPA (or the now legal BPS, which is the same stuff) out in a short while. Consuming plasticiers will within a couple months or max years (the younger you are, the worse) lead to estrogen-like effects, maning bitch tits on teenage boys, lowered sperm count s well as full blown infertility, weight gain and all around fucked up endocrine system rsulting in other hormornal problems. Many affcted simply are already fat and don't thing anything about their gyno or why they feel so groogy and depressed.
The sad thing is, while we outlawed most out of our food chain, we just recently found out that prcatically ALL plastics have similar health outcomes. If you have kids or want any your best bet is to stick to glass or stainless steel click and lock boxes for food storage.
“Almost all plastics leach endocrine disrupting chemicals, BPA-free onces partly even more” >Results: Almost all commercially available plastic products we sampled—independent of the type of resin, product, or retail source—leached chemicals having reliably detectable EA, including those advertised as BPA free. In some cases, BPA-free products released chemicals having more EA than did BPA-containing products. >Conclusions: Many plastic products are mischaracterized as being EA free if extracted with only one solvent and not exposed to common-use stresses. However, we can identify existing compounds, or have developed, monomers, additives, or processing agents that have no detectable EA and have similar costs. Hence, our data suggest that EA-free plastic products exposed to common-use stresses and extracted by saline and ethanol solvents could be cost-effectively made on a commercial scale and thereby eliminate a potential health risk posed by most currently available plastic products that leach chemicals having EA into food products. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3222987/ https://web.archive.org/web/20190514112629/https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3222987/
wahnsin t1_irm8sde wrote
> doesn’t stick to diddly squat!
you mean besides itself
Carma-Erynna t1_irn1k4x wrote
Shoot, only SOME of it does! I’ve bought a couple store brands that were like trying to wrap a plate or bowl with a plastic bag!
Unique9FL t1_irmof37 wrote
Ahh ha. Wee bit of info. Interesting
woolgathering_futz t1_irlvg9d wrote
How much single use plastic? Damn right it's built for life, that shit is going to polute this planet long after we're all gone.
kR1tikalmas t1_irlxwum wrote
Yeah I don't understand how one could use so much single use plastic and not feel even a little bad about it
PM_ME_GENTIANS t1_irm1z2f wrote
Maybe 3kg for the full roll? In which case that's similar emissions-wise to ~300g of beef, or driving 100 km. Though spread over so many decades it's pretty insignificant compared to all the other pollution we emit.
Fruitndveg t1_irm8fu9 wrote
Carbon emissions and plastic waste aren’t interchangeable. You can’t equate one to the other. They’re both individually bad for different reasons.
PM_ME_GENTIANS t1_is4be6g wrote
No, but the most pressing problem is still the carbon emissions, especially in a situation where the waste goes into a capped landfill like the above, as opposed to if it were in a country with uncovered landfills or high levels of material being "lost" to nature on the way to a landfill.
woolgathering_futz t1_irm49px wrote
And it's such a shame that so many people apply this justification when there are so many alternatives that would impact even less.
The amount of single use plastics going into landfill and the ocean is just depressing and in so many applications simply unnecessary, it's just lazy.
-Ripper2 t1_irku7ko wrote
Is it me, or is that a lot of plastic wrap?
OneH0TMess t1_irl2dmo wrote
A mile.
pitterpattergedader t1_irl4hhk wrote
C'mon, barely over half a mile.
It's a lot of plastic wrap, but there's no need to exaggerate.
Avesa t1_irlji4d wrote
That absolutely-without-a-doubt contains toxic/carcinogenic chemicals that are not allowed to be in consumer products anymore.
marc1000 t1_irla419 wrote
Love how the box has English, Spanish and French. You don’t see that anymore.
Zelenskyystesticles t1_irlhm5c wrote
One of the few things that supersedes the meaning of this sub because this plastic will continue to exist for all our lives
Supercalifragi1istic t1_irldqyz wrote
Costco makes a Kirkland version of this I “think” made my Reynolds. It’s baking sheet sized and I bought it years ago. They still carry it, but I’ve only found it at the Costco “Business Center” which is at the Hawthorne CA location. Seriously, it’s lasted me years and I do a lot of cooking/baking - YMMV.
mark5hs t1_irmx28l wrote
Wtf even is this sub anymore
Large package of single use material = bifl apparently...
chiniwini t1_irn80te wrote
>Large package of toxic, single use material = bifl apparently...
FTFY
cadotmolin t1_irn9yh9 wrote
I'm probably going to be crucified for this, but, how is this relevant to the sub. I mean compare a bag of XL 3ply toilet-paper to a pair of Carhartt's. It just doesn't make sense even if you stretch that roll for 30 years.
90sRobot t1_irlzjd9 wrote
Just think, that very first tear is still our there somewhere, floating around the ocean
PM_ME_GENTIANS t1_irm260u wrote
If it's the old pvc based stuff then it should sink, looking a lot like a jellyfish as it does. So it probably wouldn't been eaten a few times by now. Unless it went to a properly capped landfill, which was probably fairly common in 1996 in the US, in which case it's still there and maybe still usable.
pandts t1_irkunsv wrote
Dang I had a regular sized box that survived 8 years and as many moves and I thought that was a lot, but this is 🙌🏻
Snowdaysarethebest t1_irl4fnh wrote
Made right down the rode from me
ArtemisClydFr0g t1_irmbno8 wrote
You must be used to the scent of the fumes
Snowdaysarethebest t1_irmh8f1 wrote
It’s part of me now
cloud_t t1_irm9b3n wrote
European here. Can someone explain the "no store above waist" and "no pick up if dropped" warnings? They don't make ANY sense without proper context. Isn't this just like, a roll of plastic film inside for wrapping sandwiches and whatnot? Why would you need to heed those warnings?!
siddowncheelout t1_irmd5dg wrote
It’s probably 20lbs ish with a sharp serrated blade on it.
cloud_t t1_irmetrd wrote
Aaaah I forgot about that!
Mittens138 t1_irllksl wrote
List that box on ebay
Kurtskee t1_irlmsvk wrote
Oh I’m sorry, last I checked this isn’t the BuyItFor26YearsSub /s…but seriously that’s very impressive
hoopynhartch t1_irmlext wrote
My dad bought plastic wrap every time he left the house🤣 He passed in 2005. We used the last of it in 2019, they year my mom passed! I think he wanted to make sure she never ran out🥰
lmkiser t1_irn9wn1 wrote
This was most likely produced in the plastic plant in Grottoes that now operates under the name Pactiv.
Agling t1_irkylx2 wrote
Gotta love Sams Club.
dogmom3010 t1_irlftay wrote
Or similar whole sale stores….Costco and BJ’s are the only others I know exist, personally. Wouldn’t be shocked if Tesco across the pond also has a similar product!
nashrome t1_irlhzno wrote
My SIL has already claimed her mother's plastic wrap upon my MIL's death. It's serious business among siblings!
riggycat t1_irlkrs7 wrote
DrFultz t1_irmu2aq wrote
You are in for sticker shock when you go to replace it!
xder345 t1_irn54f1 wrote
That’s abnormally low use. Our last 3000ft roll lasted us about 5 years.
brihamedit t1_irn92wu wrote
I would be worried about the plastic becoming too old and leaking into food.
vegsmashed t1_irogaq3 wrote
Ah, when it was as toxic as it got they found out how horrible endocrine disrupters were around 1999. Wish you guys the best health wise.
julesveritas t1_irovjyr wrote
I think a giant roll of plastic wrap misses the point of BIFL.
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sleepy_xia t1_irldzc4 wrote
lol I’ve got one that’s at least 12 years old
coole106 t1_irljses wrote
Damn I thought it was impressive that it took me 5 years to get through a Costco sized roll of foil
quilterlibrarian t1_irlmk7i wrote
So what you're saying is we should all send you a box. Gotcha.
Ya know, cause you're out.
Ima_Funt_Case t1_irlyfrj wrote
"Do not catch if dropped."
I have to wonder how many instances lead to this warning on the box.
fivefoottwelve t1_irm0cvv wrote
Pouring one out for you.
Flossthief t1_irm5wlc wrote
I used to use a couple of these a week working in a meat shop
What's with the weird warnings though
ponzidreamer t1_irm7hb9 wrote
That’s crazy! That’s older than my mom!!
blaireau69 t1_irmiwte wrote
I'm just gonna stare at it for a while, blank expression on my face...
Lylac_Krazy t1_irmkla9 wrote
sheesh, was that before they changed the formula to a more environmentally friendly, less sticky stuff?
If so, i'm jealous. That stuff worked great.
Beginning-Bed9364 t1_irmmigt wrote
I don't know why, but this delights me to no end
cswain56 t1_irmnna8 wrote
I had the same box in my parents' house when I was a kid! That plastic wrap lasted my entire childhood. And then one day a few years after I moved out, I was visiting and noticed that my parents had a new smaller roll, it was awful. I felt such a weird sense of loss.
Environmental-Joke19 t1_irmoqxk wrote
Just saw a tik tok from someone else with a very similar looking roll they just finished after 15 years, is this a conspiracy?
dagui12 t1_irmp9pz wrote
You’ve been using that for two years longer than I’ve been alive! Wild!
ronwharton t1_irmq35a wrote
I got in this habit of writing dates on items to see how long they last. Seeing items in my pantry with dates from 2 years ago feels odd, I can't imagine ones from 25+ years ago.
-Ron Wharton
BreakfastHarvey t1_irmqyr3 wrote
Heyyyy haha my mom said she just ran out of hers that she bought when I was born.
MSH24 t1_irmsmdr wrote
Same here, used one from 1983 for about 20 years. It was so odd having to buy cling wrap after we ran out. Edit: oh great, now I'm reading how toxic the older saran wrap must have been.
XchrisZ t1_irmsq4h wrote
Should of bought 4 you'd have a lifetime supply
DrFultz t1_irmu3z8 wrote
You are in for sticker shock when you go to replace it!
TheBottleRed t1_irmuprx wrote
We had the same one! I think my mom used the last of it a few years ago
bloodybeakerfolk t1_irmw5mc wrote
How much would his have cost at the time?
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Gloglibologna t1_irn0jna wrote
Go through a box like this in a kitchen in no time. Crazy to see the differnce between using it at home vs in a professional kitchen
specialtycoffeemaker t1_irn16pq wrote
Someone I know served a dinner party for Mrs. Reynolds (at a restaurant) and the lady tried to leave without tipping.
mei740 t1_irn2fiy wrote
Did you finish the can of beef-a-reno?
theo_sontag t1_irn32i8 wrote
In 1996 I stole a 3000 food roll of plastic wrap from the K-Cafe at the Kmart I worked at, and we used it to wrap cars and detached garages as a high school prank. Maybe these two rolls knew each other.
PyrokudaReformed t1_irn3lp4 wrote
I've put mine in my will.
knitrex t1_irn74rn wrote
When my mom died a few years ago she still had some plastic wrap and aluminum foil from the 90's.
3threat t1_irn85zl wrote
Had one of those from Costco as a kid. I think I was in illegal when we used the last bit. Lasted 20 years and three houses. Lol.
Tootsgaloots t1_irnehja wrote
Unless you buy another 3000ft roll, it's gonna feel really annoying to be buying new rolls every couple/few months, lol.
Raymer13 t1_irnkwxw wrote
We had the same box!!! It was from one of our first trips to Sams club. My Mom used ours up a couple years back.
valerie0taxpayer t1_irnlvrl wrote
Woah. Sounds weird but I think it’s crazy to think that because the internet was fresh back then, companies probably didn’t have their website linked on the box.
justmerriwether t1_irnrem5 wrote
I love how the bottom is covered with safety guidelines for not getting crushed by this absolute unit of a Saran Wrap box
shotintheheadguy t1_irnrwcx wrote
I used to walk by that factory every day in Shockoe Bottom, RVA
jennthern t1_irnswxv wrote
I wonder how much it cost back in 1996.
Thinkwronger12 t1_irnt9d5 wrote
I shoulda grabbed one of these before I quit working in a grocery store bakery-closest thing I could get to a retirement plan in that hellhole.
Kangabolic t1_irnu4k6 wrote
Sooo… Not Buy it for Life then?
ngram11 t1_irnudyd wrote
Holy shit we had the exact same roll in my parents house with 5 kids from around that time. Lasted until a few years ago
darth_faader t1_iro08bj wrote
It's possible that's from 96, but that's not how copyright dates work.
Raspberries2 t1_iro14ow wrote
You’re getting around 50 years to the mile, nice.
Denimiaa t1_iro17hr wrote
Wow. I would be opening up some champagne. Had one for years, all broken up but refused to waste it.
SavantEtUn t1_irodfjl wrote
I’d reuse the box honestly
bigdamnheroez t1_iroiut0 wrote
Talk about a good investment.
Trex4444 t1_iroo2t0 wrote
Lol that lasts me 6 months
meggiefrances87 t1_iroxwrn wrote
I inherited my grandma's that was bought around the same time. Still quite a bit in it!
DandelionsAreFlowers t1_iroy8aq wrote
I recognize that roll. I think we finished ours about 3 years ago. I wish the replacement was as good. 😆
zmb6969 t1_irozxg0 wrote
Damn that’s as old as me
Cniatx1982 t1_irp0cz7 wrote
RIP OP
elykittytee t1_irp3yfj wrote
Keep the slidey blade! They don't sell the big boxes with the blade sometimes.
spunkycatnip t1_irustws wrote
if you go to replace it check estate sales, I hardly ever have to pay full price for new foil or cling wrap. to be honest I barely use cling wrap except specific dishes.
ativanskank t1_ite9yzs wrote
same thing over at our house, i’m 19 years old and have been using the same roll of saran wrap my entire life
Thunderisland32 t1_iu3p5yk wrote
So they now use a different material for plastic wrap that no longer “clings”. I think you will be disappointed in the next roll you purchase. It’s supposed to be better for the planet though.
OtterAutisticBadger t1_irm9dpb wrote
i worked in a warehouse and used 2-3 of these bad boys EVERY DAY
JackBNimble33 t1_irmior0 wrote
I’m from Virginia and even I had no idea where the hell Grottoes is.
DarthMintos t1_iro0ebn wrote
Lol
HavartiBob t1_irkor1d wrote
My god. That’s nearly a kilometre.