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Poorly-Drawn-Beagle t1_iyf35j4 wrote
The real Queen Anne’s Revenge were the saggy teats inside us all along
Maxwyfe t1_iyf3c4i wrote
Queen Anne's Revenge is what you get after eating too many chocolate covered cherries.
ayresian999 t1_iyewcsw wrote
Harrison's Revenge
EdgelordZeta t1_iyewdlq wrote
The Charon
RadicalRain1274 t1_iyew64k wrote
Gangplank Galleon
TheSexyMicrowave t1_iyewive wrote
The Boaty McBoatface.
FaithlessnessMore835 t1_iyewowv wrote
"The Booty Buster"
Melodic_Duck_6064 t1_iyexytb wrote
The wonky donkey.
SuperSyrias t1_iyevz86 wrote
the Dickcutter
[deleted] t1_iyewfhm wrote
The Sailing Cock
Ello_Owu t1_iyewgrh wrote
The Real Pope
MarkHamillsrightnut t1_iyewjhu wrote
The Queen Anne's Revenge's Revenge
myguyohyea t1_iyexctc wrote
Lmao they will never see you coming
HeroicTanuki t1_iyewvm3 wrote
The Screaming Moist!
AdmiralBofa t1_iyex6uv wrote
Admiral Bofa sails the seas on Deez Nutz
myguyohyea t1_iyexgel wrote
The Nigerian pearl
SERIOUSLYFPASSWORDS t1_iyexprx wrote
Nepthys
ForkShirtUp t1_iyey4kb wrote
Queef from the Reef
FewConstant7526 t1_iyeyex6 wrote
The SS Minnow Johnson
Killfile t1_iyeyork wrote
The Queen Ann's Revenge
I'm an infamous scourge of the seas, but not nearly so infamous as I'll be among confused history students in a few centuries time.
TorsionDifferential t1_iyezg2t wrote
The Dusky Unmentionables, which is also the name for my crew and my underwear.
seaberry78 t1_iyezn6a wrote
The HMS Gherkin (The name of my brigantine in sea of thieves)
slimfastdieyoung t1_iyezvlk wrote
Ye Olde BARRRge
NotYourSnowBunny t1_iyf081y wrote
Iris Serpens
[deleted] t1_iyf1mwz wrote
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Poorly-Drawn-Beagle t1_iyf36k6 wrote
Bloody Clothilde
Sams1337 t1_iyf5l1s wrote
Boob McRack
BuckshotBilly123 t1_iyf6kv6 wrote
"The Capelobo"
if you don't know, the Capelobo is like Brazil's version of bigfoot. they have 2 forms, animal, and humanoid, the animal is like a large skinny Tapir with a snout similar to an anteater. they are extremely hairy (thick black fur) and ugly.
humanoid ones are 2 Meters tall (7 feet) even when hunched over, maintain the snout and black fur, and are muscular and are said to have nearly impenetrable skin, hooves on their legs that are hard to track because of their shape, long claws on their hands, and are said to have an unearthly disgusting stench. their shrill screams can be heard from miles away. they don't actively hunt humans, but if they get a hold of a person, they will suck their brains out from the top of the skull, it is also said it kills hunters who hunt on sundays.
TLDR: brazil bigfoot. kills people.
craphand t1_iyfaki6 wrote
Jimmy
Aperture_T t1_iyfce89 wrote
The Full Stop
That way, when other people see my ship, they exclaim the ship's name, which makes it easier for me to catch them.
Flaky-Fellatio t1_iyfd6ca wrote
Suffering
Maxwyfe t1_iyew7nv wrote
Well, I'm an old woman so my ship is probably "The Saggy Teat."