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_DontStayTheSame_ t1_iyf9pqf wrote
Deal. Got no one I actually want to talk to on here.
Ghahangi t1_iyfaes1 wrote
Wow. Hurtful. Here I was, stalking you’re account, waiting for a good conversation. Your loss. I think we should talk to other people.
Independent_Grab_200 t1_iyfayp9 wrote
> we should talk to other people.
Sounds like you two weren't talking to begin with.
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cmdrmcgarrett t1_iyf9tih wrote
only one I have...... so sign my ugly ass up
[deleted] t1_iyf9to3 wrote
In a heartbeat. Then I buy myself a modest homestead and spend the rest on helping other people suffer less.
TomboyNerd t1_iyfa08h wrote
The only social media I do is this. so that will be easy.
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mnmloff t1_iyfa2mi wrote
I would do it for free so heck yes
zemira_draper t1_iyfa5kc wrote
I know one dude that would've probably saved himself $44B if he had never used social media again.
titsmagee911 t1_iyfac7c wrote
Deal, no backsees
Emotional_Scholar_98 t1_iyfac7d wrote
Yes, I would start an animal rescue and sanctuary and spend my days with animals.
Important_Outcome_67 t1_iyfam6s wrote
Who's the moron who turns down the B?
biffamellie t1_iyfamo1 wrote
I'd take the money I'm only on here nowt else anyway
kiakro t1_iyfaosq wrote
Yeah I'm pretty sure I would do it for one 100th of that.
[deleted] t1_iyfauyo wrote
Back in October. I got rid of all my social media. Twitter with 2000 followers. Facebook with 140 friends. Instagram following musical groups. And twitch where I followed at least 50 plus games.
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citrausa t1_iyfaoca wrote
That would be difficult
jsonwithouthemaddk t1_iyfaohy wrote
I'll go buy a house in the middle of nowhere with my own private land to ride dirt bikes all day
Please_no_autographs t1_iyfasa9 wrote
I don't really use social media now. This would be the greatest thing ever.
screw5ton t1_iyfat4f wrote
That's a win-win. Sign me up!
Swimming_Ad_1370 t1_iyfaw7w wrote
I know one guy who's trying to do better for the world but a bunch of people mock him
Electronic_War5388 t1_iyfaz8w wrote
No problem!!!!!
mkninetythree t1_iyfb44k wrote
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen
an_achronist t1_iyfb8cx wrote
Sold
greedfantasy t1_iyfb8i0 wrote
I feel like I would pay to be forced to never use social media again so fuck yeah.
Willpower is hard...
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Bweekzzz t1_iyfbard wrote
🙄🙄🙄
Big-Promotion-9405 t1_iyfbbah wrote
I can do it
Finalfantasylove85 t1_iyfbcle wrote
Deal
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thedevilsgame t1_iyfbj0t wrote
Would any same person even think twice about taking the money
CoolPotatoTomato t1_iyfbjr1 wrote
Thanks for the $1B, bye
IamtheBoomstick t1_iyfbla2 wrote
Take it. I can just set up text chains rather than Messenger groups. And that's the only important thing I do with 'social media' , the rest is just wasting time.
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wobblysnail t1_iyfbmfy wrote
What a stupid fucking question
bunnylover66 t1_iyfbmh0 wrote
Sounds like a great deal, where do I sign?
Salt-Tangelo-9152 t1_iyfbq4y wrote
Fuck yes.
ScaricoOleoso t1_iyfbts9 wrote
I'd just play video games. Give me the money
papaHans t1_iyfbv83 wrote
Social who? Never heard of him and don't want to talk to him. Now off to my sailboat to cruise around the world.
seka1980 t1_iyfby53 wrote
I feel like we are living in a very scary time if this question actually has to be asked
tikanique t1_iyfbyc3 wrote
If I won 1B dollars i wouldn't want to be on social media. I'd be busy helping others and hiding from relatives that want to drive me bananas.
WorldlyPhilosopher t1_iyfc6n2 wrote
I’d do it for the square root of that number.
Social media adds very little value to my life and there are plenty of other ways to be entertained.
Keromerv t1_iyfcb5s wrote
Yes please
FyouPerryThePlatypus t1_iyfce8a wrote
Oh hell yeah. That.. that excludes YouTube, right?
teethalarm t1_iyfcg4s wrote
Seems like a win win to me.
WordStandard t1_iyfcgkh wrote
I’d take the deal, without a second thought!!!
SirJoe2 t1_iyfcmou wrote
I would pay $100,000 for the relief not being able to use social media anymore. It would be such a great peace of mind.
palegate t1_iyfcns4 wrote
I'd do it for $1000 even.
JimGerm t1_iyfd52t wrote
Well shit, I just won twice.
KillyScreams t1_iyfdhax wrote
WTF
We have different priorities in general.
Everything you can find on social media can be found elsewhere minus the shitty opinions.
Ready-Ad-6289 t1_iyfdhnp wrote
This is obviously bait. But there are probably people out there who make enough money off of social media it would actually be a bad deal.
Ok_Ad8906 t1_iyfdw1q wrote
Gimme 50 bucks I’ll delete any app you want
Sarcastic_Troll t1_iyf9oss wrote
I'll take the billion. Bye lol